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I was a bit disorientated this morning, I couldn’t remember what side the sun came up. Then it dawned on me! S Hall I built a model of Mount Everest & my son asked, “is this to scale?” I replied, “No.” “it’s to look at.” Unknown Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRRR S Osborne Cat’s Top Tips Perfect Ice Cream To stop ice crystals forming on ice cream put it near the back of the freezer. Fluctuating temperatures means softening and refreezing leading to unpleasant lumps/ crystals. D Burns Carton Recycling Save the cartons that fresh strawberries come in and use them to start your seeds off when gardening. The containers already have holes in the bottom for drainage so are ideal! M Clark TopJokes Crackers What do you call a magician with no magic? Ian P Jones Why is Henry’s wife covered in tooth marks? Because he’s Tudor! S Osborne WIN A £20 ONE 4 ALL VOUCHER Fruity Cubes Add fresh raspberries or blueberries or mint leaves to your water when making ice cubes and pop them in your drink for a refreshing change! M Clark Water Saver Put your watering can or a jug under the tap while waiting for the water to run warm, this can then be used to water the garden. M Clark Gentle Plant Grower When growing plants that need a stick or cane, use a wooden ice lolly stick and a peg to clip round the plant without damaging it. M Clark Plant Growth Accelerator To accelerate growth of plants or seeds pop a food bag over the top if indoors and a plant pot over the top if outdoors and the seedlings should appear more quickly! M Clark WINNING ENTRY A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “about 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked “how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around at the shop and said “about 3 hours.” The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said “about an hour and a half.” The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, “hey, Bob do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.” A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “so where does he go when he leaves?” Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “your house!” A Parker Send your top tip or joke for inclusion in the next mag. The best one will win a £20 One 4 All voucher!! Please email your entries to cat@ngmagazines.org.uk and include your name, address & tel no.
WIN one of 2 x £50 VOUCHERS For NISSI GOURMET BURGERS Nissi Gourmet Burgers was launched 18 months ago by Beckie Lawson and has since gone from strength to strength. Beckie has 20 years experience in the industry, learning her craft at Gourmet Burger Kitchen. Now with a menu of 24, yes 24, amazing burgers, including six chicken burgers, Beckie and her team have opened a takeaway on Wollaton Street, NG1. Alongside the burgers, Nissi Gourmet Burgers offer a mouth-watering selection of sides including dirty fries, halloumi bites and warm nachos. Available for delivery via Uber Eats and Just Eats or collection from either Inn for a Penny, Burton Road, Carlton, NG4 3GP (07751 897872) or 139 Wollaton Street, Nottingham, NG1 5GE (07594 643868). Just answer the following question: WIN one of 2 x £50 NISSI GOURMET BURGERS VOUCHERS How many different burgers does Nissi Gourmet Burgers offer on their menu? Answer:......................................................... Name:........................................................... House no / Postcode:.................................... Email:............................................................. Contact Number:........................................... SEND YOUR ANSWER TO: 5A STANHOPE CRESCENT, ARNOLD, NG5 7AZ Deadline 24th Sept <strong>2021</strong>
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