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PAGE TEN<br />

Joke of the<br />

Week<br />

Q: What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?<br />

A: Monkey business.<br />

Send your jokes to news@parranews.com.au.<br />

Tuesday, <strong>August</strong> <strong>31</strong>, <strong>2021</strong><br />

prizecupboard<br />

Tasmania’s Lark<br />

Distilling Co. has<br />

unveiled an exceptional<br />

collection of<br />

bespoke gift sets,<br />

just in time for Father’s Day.<br />

Whether he’s a seasoned<br />

whisky-drinker or looking to<br />

experience something new,<br />

Lark has a unique whisky<br />

journey for every Dad, ready to<br />

unbox on Sunday, September 5.<br />

With distance separating<br />

many families over the past 18<br />

months, Lark has created a way<br />

to bring everyone together and<br />

raise a glass to the ones who<br />

raised us.<br />

Lark’s Father’s Day gift sets<br />

feature both 100ml varieties of<br />

Tasmania’s favourite spirits so<br />

Dad can enjoy a dram or two on<br />

their special day.<br />

Just as there is no single<br />

description of what makes<br />

a Dad or father figure, Lark<br />

has included not just one of<br />

its pioneering whiskies, but a<br />

number of flagshipand special<br />

edition releases, beautifully<br />

presented alongside a Glencairn<br />

whisky glass emblazoned<br />

with a laser-etched Lark insignia.<br />

Lark Distilling Co. gift sets are<br />

now available from larkdistillery.com/collections/gifts.<br />

<strong>Parra</strong> <strong>News</strong> has a whisky<br />

gift set to give away. For your<br />

chance to win, send an email<br />

to competitions@parranews.<br />

com.au with ‘Whisky’ in the<br />

subject line. Don’t forget to<br />

include your contact details.<br />

Entries close Friday, September<br />

3 and the winners will be<br />

notified by email. Terms and<br />

conditions are available at<br />

www.parranews.com.au or by<br />

calling our office.<br />

I<br />

SPY<br />

Dose of<br />

Dorin<br />

Do you know<br />

where this<br />

picture was<br />

taken?<br />

Tell us exactly where this week’s<br />

featured I Spy image is located in<br />

<strong>Parra</strong>matta and you could win!<br />

Email ispy@parranews.com.au<br />

with your answer for your chance to<br />

win two movie tickets. Our winner<br />

will be notified by email. Entries<br />

close each Friday at 5pm.<br />

LAST WEEK’S ANSWER<br />

Last week’s photo was taken at the<br />

<strong>Parra</strong>matta River walk, near Wilde<br />

Avenue.<br />

We’d like to wish all the Dads out<br />

there a very Happy Father’s Day for<br />

this Sunday. Times are tough at the<br />

moment, and there will be no huge<br />

Father’s Day celebrations or lunches,<br />

but for those lucky enough to be at home with<br />

their kids on this special day, we hope you have<br />

an awesome time. To those who can’t be with<br />

their kids, we’re thinking of you too!<br />

Bad look: In her Twitter bio, former<br />

Labor MP Emma Husar says “Tweet<br />

nicely or don’t tweet at all”. But it<br />

appears she doesn’t follow her own<br />

advice. She recently responded to a<br />

Tweet that asked “what annoys you or grates<br />

you most” about Prime Minister Scott Morrison.<br />

She replied: “That he is still breathing”. We think<br />

that’s pretty poor form.<br />

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