NG16 February/March 2022
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Hair Free<br />
Use a squeegee on your carpet to remove hair –<br />
you won’t believe how much is in your carpet until<br />
you do this trick. B Marshall<br />
Soda Fresh<br />
Cat’s<br />
Mix baking soda and some essential oil drops in a<br />
bowl, make sure the mixture is dry, then sprinkle on<br />
your carpet or rug before vacuuming to deodorize<br />
and make your carpet smell nice. R Price<br />
Recycled Labels<br />
Crackers<br />
Top Tips<br />
Use your Christmas cards to make next years<br />
labels. Simply cut out the festive picture, hole<br />
punch and add a ribbon or string. M Clark<br />
TopJokes<br />
How does a man on the moon cut his hair?<br />
Eclipse it!<br />
L Woodhouse<br />
What does a pig like to do on a day out?<br />
Have a pig-nic!<br />
J Harmer<br />
What do pigs use when they hurt themselves?<br />
Oinkment!<br />
O Harmer<br />
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?<br />
Lost!<br />
L Woodhouse<br />
Reusable Bag<br />
Inside any cereal box there is always<br />
a strong grease proof bag containing the<br />
cereal contents which tends to be thrown<br />
away! Well, these are such strong useful bags for packing<br />
up a sandwich/cake or freezing fruit etc for the freezer.<br />
This reuses the bag and saves buying plastic bags!!<br />
S Smith<br />
Ice Cube Trick<br />
Pour any leftover wine into a spare ice cube tray and<br />
freeze (even fizzy or mulled wine). Drop an ice cube into<br />
your soups and stews it adds a lovely flavour. M Clark<br />
Home Fresh<br />
Use your slow cooker to freshen your home! Put some<br />
water and 3 tablespoons of baking soda in your slow<br />
cooker. Turn it on, leave the lid off and let it work it’s<br />
magic. F Marks<br />
Why don’t koalas count as bears?<br />
They don’t have the right koalifications!<br />
S Osbourne<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who’s there?<br />
Marsha<br />
Marsha who?<br />
Marsha Mallow!<br />
J Skellett<br />
WINNING<br />
ENTRY<br />
I went to the store to pick up<br />
eight cans of Sprite.<br />
But when I got home, I<br />
realised I had only picked<br />
7 up!<br />
B Ward<br />
Two teddy bears in an airing cupboard. Which<br />
one was in the army?<br />
The one in the tank!<br />
C Alton<br />
Send your top tip or joke for<br />
inclusion in the next mag.<br />
The best one will win a £20 One 4 All voucher!!<br />
Please email your entries to cat@ngmagazines.org.uk<br />
and include your name, address & tel no.<br />
All entrants must be 18 or over. For all our comp t&c’s please see the<br />
Useful Information Page at the back of the mag.
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