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<strong>Edition</strong> 1
Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> • <strong>Edition</strong> One<br />
New Beginnings<br />
Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong>.<br />
Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> acknowledges the traditional custodians of the land, the people of the<br />
Kulin Nations. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.<br />
Sovereignty has never been ceded.<br />
As we reach the beginning of the new university year, with new students,<br />
returning students and students yet to have set foot on campus, students are understandably<br />
excited to start a new. “New Beginnings” is the theme that is found throughout<br />
the Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> Magazine this edition. The idea of New Beginnings can bring on an<br />
onslaught of different emotions such as feelings of hope, fear,<br />
excitement and uncertainty.<br />
With a new team of writers, designers, and editors we welcome you all to the first edition<br />
of Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> <strong>2022</strong>. Filled with poems, short stories, political essays, information about<br />
clubs and societies, and cultural & contemporary reviews this edition is sure to insight,<br />
validate and question those feelings that come with new beginnings.<br />
Here at Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong>, we want to mirror all of the voices that make up our diverse Monash<br />
student community and to project them into the world beyond, no matter where you are<br />
and no matter what barriers may be preventing you from being on-campus or in-person.<br />
We value your voice and believe it should be heard. Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> is intended to be a<br />
publication that intermingles unique perspectives and allows different bubbles to<br />
interact, discuss and debate in a safe and inclusive environment, so we would love to<br />
hear from you to ensure that your voice is included as well.<br />
Overall, we hope you enjoy reading <strong>Edition</strong> 1, <strong>2022</strong> as much as we enjoyed editing,<br />
designing, and compiling the amazing work from our contributors. Thank you to all who<br />
made it possible, and we look forward to sharing more of our students’ skills and talents<br />
in the near future.<br />
-Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> Team <strong>2022</strong><br />
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Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> • <strong>Edition</strong> One<br />
New Beginnings<br />
Contents.<br />
Creative<br />
Analysis<br />
4 Too Soft to Hear<br />
6 The Risk of Flight<br />
8 we are okay<br />
10 David, Son of Jesse<br />
12 The Eternal Museum<br />
14 The Light in the end<br />
16 Gecko on the Wall<br />
18 Too Many to Count: How I would<br />
improve the SDG’s<br />
Culture<br />
20 Shoujo & Sakura: Youth is Beautiful,<br />
Youth is Blue<br />
Clubs & Societies<br />
24 Clubs and Societies<br />
Introduction<br />
Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> is the student magazine of the Monash Student Association (MSA). The views expressed herein are not necessarily the views of the MSA, the<br />
printers or the editors. All writing and artwork remains the property of the creators. This collection is © Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> and Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> reserves the right to<br />
republish material in any format.<br />
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Too soft to Hear<br />
Words by Harrison Wilson<br />
Art by @0ojin_<br />
Only now looking back, with the<br />
benefit of a little perspective and a small<br />
amount of maturity do I remember the trips<br />
to the river with fondness and tenderness.<br />
For much of the time between then and now<br />
it has either been painted in broad brushes<br />
or cherry picked. Specific incidents, “when<br />
he fell in the river”, “the hat trick on boxing<br />
day of 2007” “sunburns of biblical severity”,<br />
were spoken about in great detail but the<br />
broad strokes of our experience were left to<br />
each on their own to grapple with in private<br />
reflections.<br />
It wasn’t a tradition. Tradition implies<br />
regularity, and while certain trips could be<br />
anticipated, Christmas, some birthdays, an<br />
unexpectedly warm day in the term three<br />
holidays, most times, however, Mum would<br />
simply call the Hendersons.<br />
“Wanna take the kids to the river?”<br />
Mum would put down the phone.<br />
“Kids pack your swimmers and if you<br />
don’t put sunscreen on I swear to God.”<br />
Dad would always silently pack the<br />
car.<br />
We’d drive down the dirt track from our<br />
house to where the buffer of farms between<br />
us and town offered expansive paddocks<br />
of hay bales. They seemed to go on forever,<br />
sometimes I would imagine what it would<br />
be like if they did, daydreaming about what<br />
it would be like if we drove on in perpetuity<br />
surrounded by unfolding hills of hay bales<br />
with no chance of anything changing.<br />
It took us roughly three chapters of an<br />
audio book, two if we had to change the CD,<br />
to get there. We would pull up, always before<br />
the Hendersons, and get the cricket set, the<br />
bag with all our swimmers and towels and<br />
the green shopping bag with the necessary<br />
ingredients for the obligatory barbeque and<br />
set up.
The river came down from the<br />
mountain, snaked out of the bush, through<br />
paddocks and all the way through to town.<br />
It was quite a thing to have a house near the<br />
river, with a little gravel driveway coming<br />
down from the main road. But this section<br />
of the property market back home has now<br />
almost been taken up by retirees making a<br />
sweet living of negative gearing. The place<br />
we always went to had a large picnic area, a<br />
playground, a big toilet block and was one of<br />
those places that everyone thinks is their little<br />
secret despite everyone knowing about it.<br />
The Hendersons would always arrive<br />
later than we did. They’d come, adults would<br />
greet adults and then kids would greet kids<br />
after encouragement by the adults. There<br />
were two of each on both sides, my sister and<br />
I and the two Henderson boys and parents.<br />
The father was the lawyer of the town and the<br />
mother was one of those people who seemed<br />
to make “keeping up appearances” occupy<br />
forty hours a week.<br />
I always felt a subtle sense of pressure<br />
around them, a feeling that I had something<br />
to prove, like if we didn’t get along it would<br />
somehow reflect poorly on our parent’s<br />
independent friendship. Sometimes we’d go<br />
down to the river, try and set up dams in the<br />
shallows or adventure as far up into the bush<br />
as we dared. The Hendersons had a pool their<br />
parents had put in when they moved to our<br />
town and so all decisions regarding water<br />
based activities tended to be ceded to them.<br />
When we played cricket, dad was always<br />
brought down the little hill to the flat part of<br />
the picnic area from where the adults were<br />
busy cooking up the barbeque, consoling my<br />
sister who never liked cricket and gossiping.<br />
Both my father and I were competitive in a<br />
manner that would slip into poorly concealed<br />
anxiety. With him you had to dig around to<br />
deduce new information, a cryptic clue, an<br />
incidental hint such as a new opinion about<br />
a previously settled matter. He would calmly<br />
bowl to whoever had picked the number<br />
he was thinking of until they got out or he<br />
decided it was someone else’s turn.<br />
Cricket or river based activities would<br />
continue until the barbeque would be ready<br />
for everyone to come eat what was always<br />
a late lunch, “Go help your mother with the<br />
food I’ll pack up”. We’d sit down at the table<br />
all around, I’d always try to sit next to the<br />
Mums while the Dads discussed football,<br />
their respective employment and other things<br />
where there was no chance of inflection.<br />
Both men would make their points and listen<br />
politely while the other either agreed and<br />
elaborated or disagreed with conscious<br />
politeness.<br />
Sometimes, if it was very hot and only after<br />
the kids had reapplied sunscreen, we’d go<br />
down to the river to eat. Dad liked to roll up<br />
his shorts so they looked humorously like<br />
Speedos and wander into the middle of the<br />
river and eat his sausage in bread while we<br />
sat on the bank.<br />
Leaving was always an extended ordeal.<br />
“Ok fifteen more minutes” would become<br />
twenty minutes until all us kids got back<br />
to the barbeque after putting the final<br />
touches on the dam so that it was sure to<br />
not let anything out. We’d pack up the picnic<br />
table and each of the kids would be given<br />
something to carry back to the car. Dad<br />
always took a big armful of things and said<br />
he was going to go organize the boot of the<br />
car.<br />
As we drove off in the early evenings, my<br />
sister and I would normally fall asleep in the<br />
backseat. The sporadic conversation we’d<br />
hear from the front was rarely intelligible to<br />
a semi-conscious child. Once I fell asleep<br />
until a big truck passed us, probably filled<br />
with sheep that had no idea where they were<br />
going. I looked up from my half-laying, halfsitting<br />
position and saw my Mother’s hand on<br />
Dad’s leg, the bumpy dirt road would further<br />
obscure my sleepy eye’s ability to see.<br />
As we arrived home, tangled in the backseat,<br />
sand from the river on our legs and on the<br />
ground, our parents would calmly carry us<br />
inside, place us in our beds without getting<br />
changed or brushing our teeth.
Words by Erin Schubert<br />
The Risk of Flight
Lately, finding my voice seems like the only thing that matters.<br />
I fantasise about how it might feel to fan this flicker of something,<br />
The thing that burns at the back of my throat.<br />
It throbs at the tip of my tongue, too.<br />
I taste it in my mouth. The bittersweetness of it. The salty seduction of it.<br />
The thrill of it aches in me and I crave to meet her, become her -<br />
The woman who speaks her mind.<br />
I’m not even certain of what she has to say. I only know she has to say it.<br />
I exist in the space between stagnation and growth.<br />
Enthralled by the possibility of a bigger me,<br />
Tethered still to the promise of old safety.<br />
I’ve been balanced on this precipice for the longest time,<br />
Willing myself to lean into the risk.<br />
I’m so afraid to fall,<br />
Because who do I become if I do?<br />
What if I fly, though?<br />
What if I fly?<br />
Isn’t she me, and I, her?<br />
She’s the woman I become, if I fly.<br />
Art by @0ojin_
we are<br />
okay<br />
Words by Bella<br />
Art by Kathy Lee
in another universe we are okay<br />
and we don’t hurt like this<br />
maybe that universe is one of our possible<br />
futures<br />
or maybe we missed that exit a long time ago<br />
whatever happens to us now<br />
i know that we are okay<br />
maybe not in this universe<br />
maybe not as the ‘us’ we are now<br />
but someday<br />
somewhere<br />
i promise we are okay<br />
one day<br />
we are running through fields of long grass<br />
and sunflowers<br />
barefoot,<br />
wind in our hair<br />
sun on our backs<br />
we are baking bread and sipping tea that has<br />
been brewed for just the right amount of time<br />
we sit in a cottage<br />
made of hardwood and grit<br />
and it feels like home<br />
like our souls were made for this place<br />
we have animals and humans that love us<br />
we bake bread and cakes and soups<br />
from the things we planted and grew<br />
with our own bare hands<br />
to read<br />
and there is no pain in coming back to reality<br />
when the final page is turned<br />
we live near a river<br />
where we swim and wash our clothes<br />
and where the animals drink their fill<br />
we are content<br />
we laugh and we cry and we truly, deeply,<br />
wholly live<br />
and we are okay<br />
i promise<br />
with all the blood in my heart and air in my<br />
lungs,<br />
every inch of my body knows that<br />
someday,<br />
somewhere,<br />
we are okay<br />
----<br />
with a conviction i never knew i had<br />
i told them<br />
we are okay<br />
hoping with everything i am<br />
that i am right<br />
we are nourished<br />
we run hot baths and our only worries<br />
are what jams we shall make the next day<br />
our couches and beds are covered in hand<br />
knitted blankets<br />
and we warm ourselves by the fire and with<br />
hot chocolates when it is cold<br />
we dive into all the books we have ever wanted
David, Son of Jesse<br />
Words by Joshua Strauss<br />
Content warning: body image issues<br />
I have learnt to love the vessel<br />
gifted for my occupation,<br />
and the soft bars of chocolate-like soap<br />
I use to nourish it.<br />
This body sustains me with unbelievable power<br />
transporting nutrients and compounds and<br />
minerals and pure life like a steam-train<br />
that has laid its tracks<br />
through my arteries and veins, nerves and organs<br />
unstoppable, fuelled by its burning passion<br />
to render me alive.<br />
I have learnt to love the way it moves<br />
in the sunlight that graces our patio<br />
with a maternal touch and<br />
in the soft darkness as I sneak<br />
from my bed to the bathroom mirror.<br />
Its ripples and curves and stretches:<br />
there is no shame in how it has<br />
protected me, shaped me, housed me;<br />
there is no shame. Breakage of its shell<br />
may yield barossa tears, fore<br />
swathes of collagen bandages heal me.<br />
I promise I did not mean to hurt it:<br />
my ornaments apologies for inadvertent betrayal.<br />
Decorations, titanium bars and fluorescent dyes<br />
and my favourite shirt, my Canaanite heritage<br />
David’s brow blown over chest, goliath in size.<br />
Unblemished but no gentile<br />
my body cut like his is not<br />
but we are both beautiful<br />
for I have learnt to love my body.
Art by James Spencer
The Eternal<br />
Museum<br />
Words by Oliver Cocks<br />
Content warning: themes of absence<br />
Midnight in the Eternal Museum, and Harry is rubbing his eyes. It was a big night the night<br />
before, and he’s needed to gulp down several cups of coffee. At least they were cheap.<br />
He’s sitting in the Aquatic Exhibit. Spectral fish swim through the air, and the rumble of<br />
waves thunders in the background. The walls are hung with fish trophies and paintings of<br />
the ocean. Harry yawns, glances around, blinks.<br />
He’s been working here four years and still only knows a fraction of the Exhibits and Galleries.<br />
His favourites to visit are the Gallery of Infernos and the Subterranean Exhibit. The<br />
former features ghostly simulations of all depictions of Hell in human cultures, and the<br />
latter large photos of everything beneath the Earth’s surface. However, there are several<br />
others he enjoys seeing.<br />
Harry yawns again.<br />
His thoughts return to Saria. She sits in the garden, reading, then turns to him and smiles.<br />
He would give anything to see that smile again, to look out upon that sun-lathered garden<br />
once more. As it is, it’s been five years and he’s moved to a new house. New life.<br />
Another memory: a beach in summer, salt breeze, turquoise waves, radiant sun. Saria<br />
clasped his hand. They’d only recently met. Nearby, the splash and whoops of others at<br />
the beach.<br />
“Having a good day?” she said.<br />
“You bet.”<br />
They returned to gazing at the ocean. Waves rumbled, and children screeched and tumbled<br />
as their families looked on. Finally, Theodora said, still gazing into the ocean: “Did<br />
you ever come much to the beach as a child?”<br />
“No, hardly ever, to be honest. We lived in the City of Murmurs during the Diamond Wars,<br />
and only the Chosen could leave the City walls until I was an adult.”
“I see.” She turned to face him.<br />
Harry smiled, drew closer. Her fingers felt warm against his own. “So I’m even luckier to be<br />
here with you.”<br />
When he comes to a young woman, red-haired, is standing over him. He starts, and she<br />
backs away.<br />
“So sorry!” she says. “But I’m afraid I’ve become lost.”<br />
“You scared me,” Harry says, then gets to his feet. “Lost, are you?”<br />
“That’s right. I was just in the Gallery of Mythologies, and I wanted to get to the Room of<br />
Sighs but seem to have found myself here.”<br />
“I see. So you want to go to the Room of Sighs? You’ll need to turn down the hallway over<br />
there to the right and take the nearest left into the Gallery of Labyrinths, which is itself<br />
a labyrinth, so once you’ve figured out how to escape you’ll need to continue straight<br />
through the Hall of Fornication and then turn left through the Mountainous Exhibit and<br />
then continue straight to the nearest door on your right, and you’re there.”<br />
“Ah… I see,” she says. “Could you possibly write it down for me?”<br />
“No worries,” Harry says, then pauses. In strictest confidence, the Museum staff have<br />
been informed that the Voiceless Enemy have their sights set on a robbery of the Museum.<br />
Even if the Museum is open at all hours and days, it’s suspicious that someone would be<br />
visiting so late. But he reasons he shouldn’t ask too many questions, so he rips a scrap of<br />
paper from a notebook he has with him and writes down the instructions.<br />
“Having a good night?”<br />
“Yes, very much, thanks,” she smiles back.<br />
“Great, great. Well, here you go,” he says, handing her the paper. “Good luck making it<br />
out of the Gallery of Labyrinths.”<br />
“Thanks,” she says, still smiling. Harry gazes at her more intently. He hadn’t noticed before,<br />
but she is certainly pretty, pretty in a way that reminds him of Saria.<br />
“Have a good night,” he says.<br />
“You too.” And with that, she’s gone.<br />
Art by James Spencer
The Light In<br />
The End<br />
Words by Tehseen Huq<br />
Content warning: anxiety<br />
The best things in life appear when you<br />
least expect it, when you think that the<br />
world turned its back on you and that ray of<br />
hope has diminished in the haze of all your<br />
misfortunes. Imagine it’s a dark and stormy<br />
day. The rain pours down relentlessly, turning<br />
the street into a dismal watercolour painting<br />
of an artist with clumsy brushstrokes. You’re<br />
on a train observing two water droplets on<br />
the windowpane cascading down like rivulets,<br />
you wonder which water droplet will dissolve<br />
first. With a jolt, you ponder over something.<br />
Is God like this? A silent observer waiting to<br />
see who will fall first and surrender to the<br />
interminable black hole of misery. You shake<br />
your head to eliminate that analogy. No,<br />
you think. God is kind. Right? At least that’s<br />
what your mother taught you. Your mother.<br />
You don’t want to hear her voice laced with<br />
disappointment and condescension. You<br />
love her, of course you do. But sometimes<br />
it hurts, how she dismisses your pain and<br />
trivializes your trauma. You think maybe it’s<br />
because you haven’t been open with her. You<br />
contemplate on how much her approbation<br />
means to you. But your vexation increases<br />
as you heedlessly hurl yourself towards the<br />
depths of oblivion and her familiar voice in<br />
your subconscious mind screams at you to<br />
stop. Stop being so weak. Stop crying. Stop<br />
making yourself suffer in the hands of your<br />
own mind. What do you do when your mind is<br />
your worst enemy?<br />
Sometimes, it feels like you’re walking down<br />
a dark hallway which leads nowhere. Just<br />
making your way through the perilous depths<br />
and swirls of darkness. You think you see<br />
shadows in the underbelly of the darkness.<br />
Gray shapes materializing and indolently<br />
disintegrating in your surroundings. The<br />
darkness rearranges itself and forms the<br />
shape of a malevolent face with a virulent<br />
gaze. The gaze is directed at you with a<br />
sneer. You hear echoes from all around you.<br />
Disembodied voices whispering mantras to<br />
incite your self-loathing tendencies. “You’re<br />
not good enough”, “you’re detested”, “you’re<br />
an inconsequential speck of dust with<br />
nothing to contribute”, “you’re repulsive and<br />
unworthy, inside and out”. You kneel and<br />
cover your ears. You question your sanity.<br />
You feel like the darkness is sentient. It will<br />
envelop you in its claws and eviscerate<br />
you until you’re hollow. You can’t endure<br />
this anymore. Your fight or flight instincts<br />
kick in. The voices are getting closer and<br />
louder. Slowly approaching you like a lion<br />
approaches its prey just before devouring<br />
them. The shadows are merely an inch apart
from your body now. You feel a war raging<br />
inside you. You feel their icy breaths on your<br />
warm skin. You’re sobbing involuntarily. Just<br />
before their hands grab your neck, you wake<br />
up gasping for air.<br />
The train is still moving at a snail’s pace,<br />
slowly jerking from side to side. It was just<br />
a nightmare, you console yourself. The rain<br />
still drums along the windows, the rainwater<br />
creating rippling effects on the glass. You<br />
feel exhausted. Your emotional resilience<br />
slips away to make room for a dull ache of<br />
loneliness. No one can ever comprehend the<br />
violent battles you fight with yourself. Your<br />
mind is just an empty vessel. Suddenly, you<br />
realise the train has lurched to a stop. You<br />
step out onto the platform.<br />
The station is crowded. People are running<br />
towards their destinations, coats flapping,<br />
arms wiggling to make way. It’s all a blur of<br />
black, white and brown. You’re a tiny dot of<br />
humanity amidst the cacophony of faceless<br />
voices. Then you see her. Raven black hair<br />
dancing to the wind’s rhythm, the belt of her<br />
white trench coat flapping alongside her<br />
body after it came undone. You haven’t seen<br />
her face yet. But in your eyes, she’s encircled<br />
in a halo. A golden light surrounds her striking<br />
figure, distinguishing her from the crowd. Her<br />
posture exudes confidence and her glorious<br />
aura beckons you to step into her space.<br />
Your mind is filled with visions of colours<br />
and sunrises. You don’t know who she is, you<br />
haven’t even seen her face yet. But you know,<br />
oh you just know that she’ll paint your world<br />
in a burst of colours and leave an indelible<br />
mark on your soul. You can almost hear a<br />
kind voice in your mind. “You matter, you<br />
have stardust swimming in your veins. A part<br />
of the infinite universe is contained within<br />
you, you deserve to take space in this world”.<br />
Sunlight streams in through the windows<br />
of the station, the rain let up. You let the<br />
sunshine kiss your skin and close your eyes.<br />
After a blissful sigh, you run towards her.<br />
Art by Olivia Tait<br />
Art by Kathy Lee
Art by Mon
Gecko on the Wall<br />
Words by Wayne Foo<br />
“Mummy loves you [Heart]”<br />
I stood there dumbfounded, transfixed, stationary amidst a transient population of<br />
students rushing to their classes.<br />
The word feels familiar and foreign.<br />
Are we going to become one of those families that use it casually on a day-to-day basis<br />
without careful deliberation? Do I have to say it now every time I leave the house? Are we<br />
abandoning our subtle, indirect, traditional way of expressing affection?<br />
Mum was only leaving the city for a few days. Probably the first time since I entered<br />
adolescence, but still. I wondered for a split second whether this is a culmination of some<br />
sort, or if this is even opportune. I’ve always thought it would be a bigger occasion. But to<br />
be fair, it’s not like I’ve been able to picture it. Whatever I picture is never weighty enough.<br />
Rather than an elephant in the room, it’s more like a gecko on a wall in my Southeast<br />
Asian home. You know it’s there somewhere, but you might only be able to see it for a<br />
second if you’re lucky. You’re not scared of it per se, but you might flinch if it appears too<br />
close. It’s a little icky, I guess.<br />
I looked up and stared blankly at the ebbing tide of students, leaving me to drift further<br />
into the tricky waters of modern Chinese filial piety.<br />
Obviously, I love my mum. But we keep these feelings to ourselves, like a little treasure<br />
box. Ironically, we don’t always hold the key to it. Sometimes we do. Other times, we’re<br />
not even sure who holds it. In this sense, our deep feelings of affection are explosive,<br />
volatile, and stormy. A little like the stochastic movements of a gecko.<br />
I know the correct response. The letters connect themselves like one of many sequins to<br />
a dress, the needle traversing in and out in a consistent rhythm. My grandma cuts the<br />
remaining thread. A gecko appears in the corner of my vision. I snap my head towards it,<br />
catching it for a second, and it dashes off. I feel warm and fuzzy.<br />
“Love you too, mum”
Too many to<br />
count: How<br />
I would improve<br />
the<br />
SDG’s<br />
Words by<br />
Isabelle Zhu-Maguire<br />
I<br />
have been working for the<br />
United Nations Sustainable<br />
Development Solutions Network<br />
(SDSN) for 6 months. SDSN is the<br />
UN organisation that is in charge<br />
of sharing, localising and acting<br />
upon the Sustainable Development<br />
Goals (SDGs) around the<br />
world. Even before I worked with<br />
SDSN, I was using the SDGs all<br />
the time to shape my understanding<br />
of sustainability. I use these<br />
goals so much because they are<br />
fantastic. They are an amazing<br />
tool with groundbreaking ambition,<br />
clarity, comparability, and<br />
accessibility.<br />
However, they are not without critique.<br />
Through my experience using<br />
these goals, I have compiled<br />
three ways that I would improve<br />
the next lot of global goals as it<br />
becomes clear that we will not<br />
be achieving these SDGs by their<br />
due date.<br />
Suggestion 1: Merge the goals<br />
to make them make sense.<br />
I have recently been working on<br />
a research project on how the<br />
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Sustainable Development Goals<br />
(SDGs) can be used to assess<br />
the damage caused by the Taliban’s<br />
2021 takeover of Afghanistan.<br />
The structure of this paper<br />
follows three of the SDGs that<br />
have been identified as the most<br />
affected by the invasion. My section<br />
is focused on SDG 3, Good<br />
Health and Wellbeing. I have<br />
found that the health of Afghans<br />
has been devastated by this crisis<br />
with the main cause of death<br />
and illness being food insecurity.<br />
Writing this section, it dawned<br />
on me that food insecurity, whilst<br />
devastating to health and wellbeing,<br />
is more accurately encapsulated<br />
by SDG 2, Zero Hunger.<br />
I acknowledge that these goals<br />
are purposefully interlinking as<br />
all sustainable development issues<br />
are connected. However, in<br />
a report where I was using a goal<br />
to define a problem, I had an extremely<br />
difficult time separating<br />
the two in my writing.<br />
I think this is where my first issue<br />
lies - the proliferation of goals<br />
makes using them more difficult.<br />
I propose that the goals themselves<br />
should be overarching with<br />
the specific targets (of which<br />
there are already over 160) specifying<br />
certain aspects. For example,<br />
“Good Health” should be<br />
the global goal. This would then<br />
include all facets of health such<br />
as zero hunger. Another example<br />
is that “Reduced Inequalities”’<br />
should remain the goal with gender<br />
equality being a clear target<br />
of that goal.<br />
Minimising the number of goals<br />
will not only make them easier<br />
to remember but will make them<br />
more accessible. Fewer goals<br />
mean fewer people being overwhelmed<br />
and feeling overcommitted.<br />
Suggestion 2: 17 is a bad<br />
number<br />
Not only is 17 too many goals,<br />
but ‘17’ is a bad number. The Millenium<br />
Development Goals that<br />
came before were 8. A simple,<br />
even number that carries a lot of<br />
auspicious value. But 17 has none<br />
of that.<br />
Firstly, 17 is an awkward number.<br />
It is a reasonably large odd,<br />
prime number that for many<br />
people is difficult to remember.<br />
Prime numbers are often hard<br />
for people to picture and many<br />
people find odd numbers less appealing.<br />
I for one have been using<br />
the goals almost daily for 3<br />
years and still do not have them<br />
memorised.<br />
Furthermore, 7 is not a great number.<br />
Western folklore is riddled<br />
with things that can give you ‘7<br />
years of bad luck’. 7 can also be<br />
considered an unlucky number<br />
since July, the 7th month, is seen<br />
as a “ghost month” to many.<br />
Furthermore, 7 sounds like “to<br />
deceive” ( 欺 , pinyin: qī) in Mandarin.<br />
Therefore, future sets of goals<br />
should prioritise a number that<br />
is more appealing and easier to<br />
remember to ensure maximum<br />
engagement.<br />
Suggestion 3: One colour for<br />
each goal<br />
There are 4 red goals, 4 blue<br />
goals, 3 green goals and 4 vaguely<br />
yellow goals. Except for a gloriously<br />
pink goal and an orange<br />
one, all of the SDGs share a colour<br />
with at least 2 others. Whilst<br />
this seems like a trivial complaint,<br />
having goals that look so similar<br />
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can be problematic when trying<br />
to communicate them.<br />
Colours are one of the first things<br />
you learn when you are learning<br />
a new language. They are something<br />
that can easily help guide<br />
you through a spoken language.<br />
Pointing to something and then<br />
describing its colour is extremely<br />
helpful. For example, I am learning<br />
Italian but I have no idea how<br />
to say the phrase “Good health<br />
and well-being” in that language.<br />
However, I could tell someone<br />
that I am referring to the “verde”<br />
(green in Italian) goal. However, in<br />
the SDGs, there are three “verde”<br />
goals! This becomes more problematic<br />
when you consider that<br />
one of the aims of these goals<br />
is to make global issues easier<br />
to communicate across cultures<br />
and languages, Therefore, ease<br />
of communication is a key reason<br />
the colours of these goals need<br />
to be separated.<br />
Furthermore, the colours do not<br />
link the goals together. For example,<br />
the yellow goals are ‘zero<br />
hunger’, ‘affordable and clean<br />
energy’ and ‘responsible consumption<br />
and production’. Even<br />
though they share a colour, they<br />
don’t share the same core goal.<br />
This could give people who are<br />
learning the goals for the first<br />
time a false impression that only<br />
the yellow goals are linked with<br />
other yellow goals. This might<br />
confine people’s thinking and the<br />
way that they innovate around<br />
the goals.<br />
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are running the “slightly darker,<br />
less orange-red” campaign is<br />
a waste of your time when you<br />
are campaigning for something<br />
so important. Like how pink is<br />
associated with breast cancer<br />
foundations, colours should be<br />
able to unite campaigns that are<br />
working towards the same goals<br />
but should also distinguish the<br />
campaigns that are different.<br />
Conclusion<br />
The SDGs are a fantastic tool<br />
which help the global community<br />
enormously. I recently ran a<br />
breakout room where I discussed<br />
human rights issues with people<br />
who work with SDSN from Syria,<br />
South Africa, the USA, India and<br />
Malaysia. We found common<br />
ground by being able to refer<br />
to human rights encapsulated<br />
by the SDGs which aided our<br />
cross-culture communication immensely.<br />
However, the SDGs still<br />
seem overwhelming to many people<br />
who are not already working<br />
in the sustainable development<br />
space. More clarity is required if<br />
we are to connect the world by<br />
common goals to advance sustainable<br />
development.<br />
Lastly, from a visual perspective,<br />
it is difficult to separate these<br />
goals. If you are doing a campaign<br />
on SDG 1, No Poverty, you<br />
can use that hue of red to show<br />
what you are campaigning for.<br />
But then if someone else is running<br />
a seperate SDG 5, gender<br />
equality campaign using another<br />
red, you might find people will get<br />
confused. Telling people that you<br />
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Shoujo & Sakura: Youth is<br />
Beautiful, Youth is Blue<br />
Words by Xenia Sanut<br />
Those who watch Japanese animated films or<br />
TV or read Japanese comics, especially those<br />
set at school or with a touch of slice-of-life,<br />
know that the sight of sakura trees in bloom<br />
is richly symbolic. It symbolises not only a<br />
time for new beginnings since the trees bloom<br />
during the spring-time, but also the fleeing<br />
nature of life since they only bloom for two<br />
weeks. Hence why sakura is the perfect<br />
metaphor for adolescence and growing up<br />
in many shoujo manga. Shoujo manga are<br />
Japanese comics mainly targeted towards<br />
young women but which contain lessons that<br />
everyone can appreciate, regardless of age,<br />
gender or sexuality.<br />
Emerging in Japan during the 1960s, shoujo<br />
manga typically explores feminine dreams<br />
and fantasies, often romantic in nature. Think<br />
of them being like popular young-adult (YA)<br />
romance novels and movies which can range<br />
from being dark and brooding, like Twilight<br />
and After, to will-they-won’t-they comedies<br />
in a similar vein to To All the Boys I’ve Loved<br />
Before and 10 Things I Hate About You. The<br />
plot and setting can reach the magical, the<br />
historical, and the fantastical. But, of course,<br />
one of the things that shoujo manga has<br />
in its pocket is its illustrations which tend<br />
to be like an early Taylor Swift song: soft,<br />
sparkling, and subtly conveying feelings that<br />
characters are desperate to hide in fear of<br />
how others would react, as shown through<br />
the example below. But overall, these are<br />
feelings that we all resonate with, regardless<br />
of whether high school life is now behind us.<br />
Some Shoujo manga, like YA romance, can<br />
have problematic messaging imbued in their<br />
stories with the main culprit being that you<br />
can change an aloof love interest with a bad<br />
attitude into a committed partner (Wolf Girl<br />
& Black Prince, Blue Spring Ride). But just as<br />
there are thousands of YA romance stories,<br />
there are thousands of shoujo manga so it’s<br />
hard to generalise and say that if you’ve<br />
read one, you’ve read them all. While many<br />
of them, even the healthier stories, tend to<br />
be idealistic and dramatic, a theme that<br />
lies at the heart of every shoujo manga is<br />
connection, not just romantic connection<br />
but every connection imaginable. How do<br />
young people try to become closer to their<br />
friends, their family and to their current and<br />
future self? How do they form meaningful<br />
relationships and strive to maintain them?<br />
So, like with anything we read, watch, and<br />
consume, take shoujo with a grain of salt,<br />
but as you scour through the range of<br />
different stories, take it as an opportunity<br />
to learn from the characters’ struggles<br />
without having to experience their pain and<br />
heartbreak yourself. Understand the many<br />
forms a relationship can take, how healthy<br />
relationships can be built, and how unhealthy<br />
ones can manifest.<br />
Many shoujo manga heroines are also often<br />
portrayed as innocent and naïve, attributes<br />
which are celebrated within the story not<br />
because the heroines are considered more<br />
desirable for demonstrating these qualities,<br />
but because adolescence is a time where<br />
none of us really know anything and these<br />
heroines embrace that and use it as an<br />
opportunity to learn. Sure, we might look at<br />
the heroines’ journeys and think we know a<br />
bit more in our 20s than we did in our teens,<br />
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but it’s still exciting to watch<br />
someone make that journey<br />
to discovery and perhaps<br />
we’ll discover something<br />
new about ourselves along<br />
the way. Additionally, being<br />
innocent or naïve does not<br />
make these heroines weak or<br />
helpless, instead it highlights<br />
how traditionally feminine<br />
ideals of love, compassion, and<br />
vulnerability can be a strength.<br />
It can empower these heroines<br />
to help a friend, embrace who<br />
they are, openly share their<br />
feelings to the people they<br />
love and guide themselves and<br />
those they care about through<br />
all the problems that we think<br />
are so small in hindsight, but<br />
which eventually coalesce to<br />
make the story of our lives.<br />
In Japanese, the word for<br />
youth, 青 春 , or seishun, is<br />
made up of the characters<br />
for ‘blue’ and ‘spring’ which<br />
is the perfect analogy for<br />
what youth is and how shoujo<br />
depicts it. Like a sakura tree<br />
in bloom, life, love, happiness,<br />
and heartbreak when we’re<br />
young is wonderful because it<br />
cannot last forever. We should<br />
learn from it, embrace it, and<br />
appreciate it, even when life<br />
feels beautiful, even when life<br />
feels blue. Let’s cherish this<br />
new year, this new beginning<br />
with all its transience and<br />
effervescence and discover<br />
a world like we are wearing<br />
shoujo-coloured glasses: one<br />
side pink, the other side blue.<br />
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MSA Clubs & Societies:<br />
The Key to Student Life<br />
Clubs and Societies are truly the lifeblood<br />
of the student experience, and this<br />
is certainly the case at Monash Clayton.<br />
Run by MSA Clubs and Societies (C&S),<br />
the diversity of activities and services<br />
that our clubs offer will certainly make<br />
your time at Monash the best it can be!<br />
With a growing list of over 100 clubs and<br />
societies at the Clayton Campus, there<br />
is definitely one (or more!) for you. If you<br />
wish to join one of the many academic<br />
clubs, which represent every faculty, then<br />
you will find yourself a support network of<br />
peers who aim to provide both great events<br />
and tailored support services to improve<br />
your educational experience. Or perhaps<br />
you’re looking for a community of students<br />
who share a common background<br />
and experience with you and join one of<br />
the diverse cultural or spiritual clubs. Or<br />
maybe you want a space to share and enjoy<br />
a particular interest alongside others<br />
with our incredible special interest clubs.<br />
The C&S calendar is jam packed with a<br />
whole assortment of events and offerings,<br />
from academic based events, that<br />
help you grasp concepts to ace that test<br />
or broaden your current knowledge of the<br />
world, or social events - from camps to<br />
competitions, or balls to beach days, the<br />
list is endless!. Make sure to follow your<br />
favourite clubs’ social media platforms to<br />
keep up to date with everything going on.<br />
Becoming a member and attending events<br />
is just the tip of the clubs’ iceberg. As all of<br />
our clubs are student run, the opportunity<br />
to join club committees and become an office<br />
bearer is certainly an incredible step.<br />
The benefits gained from being a part of<br />
these organisations are multifaceted and<br />
not limited to management skills, public<br />
speaking, event planning, leadership, governance,<br />
financial management, and most<br />
importantly joining an incredible team of<br />
like-minded, passionate student leaders.<br />
All of our clubs at Monash Clayton are affiliated<br />
with the MSA Clubs and Societies Division,<br />
an autonomous section of the Monash<br />
Student Association, that is headed by a<br />
9-student C&S Executive. Elected by our<br />
Club Presidents, the C&S Executive is assisted<br />
by staff consisting of a Coordinator,<br />
Support Officer, Administration Officer, and<br />
Finance Officer, who all have the aims of:<br />
- Developing and creating a growing<br />
community of student leaders in which<br />
cross-collaboration and knowledge sharing<br />
can flourish,<br />
- Support clubs in providing and improving<br />
incredible activities and services through<br />
extensive and relevant resources, advice<br />
and connections,<br />
- Provide administrative and financial assistance<br />
to allow clubs to achieve previous<br />
unattainable goals and successes,<br />
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- Establish new initiatives and training that<br />
allows clubs to effectively evaluated and<br />
adapt their actions in an ever changing<br />
world,<br />
- Advocate and represent clubs on both the<br />
MSA and the highest levels of the University<br />
allowing for the fostering of new collaborations.<br />
Just like a club, the C&S Executive has a<br />
calendar of events throughout the year to<br />
both support and celebrate the incredible<br />
work our club leaders achieve. From the<br />
Clubs Awards Night and Club Officer Bearer<br />
Appreciation events, to individual training<br />
sessions and the Student Leaders Retreat,<br />
C&S is truly non-stop all year round.<br />
Personally, joining the C&S community has<br />
completely changed my University experience<br />
to be the most rewarding it could be,<br />
more than I could have ever hoped for. With<br />
C&S aiming to make sure that this year be<br />
the most incredible year for clubs, now is the<br />
best time to sign up to a club and change<br />
your time at university for the better. Make<br />
sure to rock up to O-Week or check out the<br />
MSA Clubs website to sign up to any of our<br />
amazing clubs and don’t be afraid to send<br />
us through any questions you may have.<br />
Love,<br />
Matthew Chipman<br />
C&S President<br />
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Clubs & Societies<br />
ACES<br />
The Association of Civil Engineering<br />
Students (ACES) is the academic club for<br />
Monash University Civil Engineering students<br />
on the Clayton campus. The club’s<br />
primary focus is to connect students to<br />
the Civil Engineering industry via a variety<br />
of different events and initiatives. ACES<br />
annually hosts events such as careers<br />
fairs, industry-focused professional development<br />
sessions, various information<br />
evenings and social events; in addition to<br />
providing useful information and resources<br />
to our members. In this way, ACES aims to<br />
inform students about the Civil Engineering<br />
profession and potential opportunities for<br />
vacation and graduate work. Our flagship<br />
event is our Industry Night, where representatives<br />
from a broad range of companies<br />
visit the campus and present what their<br />
company has to offer. The night begins<br />
with presentations and is followed by a<br />
networking session, which allows students<br />
to gain insight into career pathways and<br />
connect to potential future employers. We<br />
post frequent updates to our social media<br />
regarding employment opportunities as<br />
well as information about our events, and<br />
faculty-lead programs. Follow our Facebook<br />
and LinkedIn pages and become a<br />
member to receive the ACES Civil Banter<br />
newsletter. Visit https://www.acesmonash.<br />
com/ to view our past events, learn more<br />
about the club, and sign up for membership!<br />
ACYA<br />
ACYA represents the aspiration to build<br />
a stronger bond between Australia and<br />
China. We provide a platform for Monash<br />
students to learn more about Australian<br />
and Chinese culture through educational,<br />
social and careers related activities.<br />
Our education pillar aims to combat bias<br />
and misinterpretation through language<br />
lessons, conversation sessions and cultural<br />
workshops. Our careers pillar aims to build<br />
professional skills through CV workshops,<br />
networking nights and presentations about<br />
work opportunities in the Australia-China<br />
space. Our social pillar aims to create<br />
lasting bilateral friendships through games<br />
and trivia nights, balls and cultural festivals.<br />
Testimony from the President, Susie<br />
Lei: “As someone who has been a part of<br />
the ACYA family for three years now, I’ve<br />
not only found a group of people who I<br />
can identify with, but I’ve also become<br />
more deeply connected with my Chinese<br />
background. I encourage anyone who is<br />
interested in Australian or Chinese culture<br />
to take the leap and come chat with us at<br />
O-Week and at our future events!”<br />
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ALP<br />
The Monash Labor Club is a club that is founded<br />
on progressive politics. We engage in activism on<br />
social issues including climate change, asylum<br />
seekers and youth employment, among other<br />
issues that impact students and the broader community.<br />
Throughout the year, we host a variety of<br />
events - such as social events, campaigns, and<br />
educational forums, which provide our members<br />
with the opportunity to meet like-minded students,<br />
as well as other members of our movement. If<br />
you’re interested in the Australian Labor Party,<br />
progressive politics, or are keen to know more,<br />
then join the Monash ALP Club!<br />
AMICI<br />
Whether you are a passionate about Italian<br />
culture, want to find out more about Italy, or just<br />
want to meet amazing people whilst making unforgettable<br />
memories – the Monash Italian club<br />
is the place for you! We host a range of events<br />
encompassing free food & drinks, soccer, outdoor<br />
cinema, cooking classes, and more. Most of all,<br />
you will not want to miss our Sem 1 Bar Night<br />
and Sem 2 Ball which guarantees to be one of<br />
the cheapest, most worthwhile and least overrated<br />
events in the Monash clubs calendar. All are<br />
welcome to enjoy the fun and we cannot wait for<br />
you to come say ciao!<br />
AIESEC<br />
Hello everyone! AIESEC is a global not-for-profit<br />
organisation created in 1948, focusing on creating<br />
better leaders for tomorrow through developing<br />
young people’s leadership potential and<br />
providing a supportive environment to challenge<br />
each other and grow. Our programs are run by<br />
youths for youths, and we are present in over 14<br />
universities across Australia and more than 100<br />
countries worldwide. We believe that leadership<br />
is the fundamental solution in creating a better<br />
future and we strive to achieve peace and fulfilment<br />
of humankind’s potential. How do we do<br />
this? We create upskilling events and workshops<br />
that centre around pressing global problems and<br />
innovative solutions, common struggles of youths,<br />
and cross-cultural understanding. Our committee<br />
members are also around to guide participants,<br />
therefore leading to wholesome friendships and a<br />
close-knit community, which is one of the most rewarding<br />
experiences to have in AIESEC. By pushing<br />
one another to step out of our comfort zones<br />
and developing self and global awareness in the<br />
process, we, as youths, can create a long-lasting,<br />
positive impact on our lives, our communities and<br />
the world at large.<br />
BCSS<br />
Calling all Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> Readers! The Monash<br />
Business and Commerce Student Society (BCSS)<br />
is a premier student-run society committed to<br />
assisting members in their transition to University<br />
through providing both social and professional<br />
development opportunities. We run a plethora<br />
of diverse social events, from our popular Orientation<br />
Camp to the highly anticipated annual<br />
Commerce Ball. On top of this, our career<br />
advancement opportunities span from Corporate<br />
Cocktail events to our annually published<br />
careers guide. Look out for our popular event<br />
‘The Art of Networking’, one of the best opportunities<br />
out there to connect with industry leaders.<br />
At BCSS we believe that all students should feel<br />
comfortable in making the transition to life after<br />
high school and we are here to be that stepping-stone<br />
to help pave the way. Look us up on<br />
all your favourite socials, keep in the loop, and<br />
become a BCSS member today!<br />
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BiolSoc<br />
At the Biological Society, we run a variety<br />
of events and activities that fit broadly into<br />
two categories: environmental biology and<br />
human biology. For those majoring in Biology,<br />
we incorporate as many areas as we<br />
can into our academic events by connecting<br />
you with real people who have made<br />
biology their career. We also run social<br />
and conservation events that any lover of<br />
organisms can enjoy, no matter their biology<br />
background! This year, we plan to run<br />
study sessions and networking events as<br />
well as environmental volunteering camps,<br />
games nights, competitions, and hikes.<br />
You can read all about it in our fortnightly<br />
newsletter, and maybe even become a contributor!<br />
This club is propelled by what our<br />
members want and we are always eager<br />
for your input.<br />
CU<br />
CCA<br />
The Computing and Commerce Association<br />
(CCA) is the only joint IT and Commerce<br />
Association in Victoria, helping to unite<br />
business and technology students since<br />
its founding in 2000. Despite the turbulent<br />
COVID-19 era, CCA continues to grow each<br />
year, offering more events and opportunities<br />
for its members. It is through this that<br />
we strive to achieve our aim: ‘to foster a link<br />
between the professionals of today and the<br />
professionals of tomorrow’. By creating opportunities<br />
for students to connect with industry<br />
representatives and equipping students<br />
with knowledge about latest trends,<br />
CCA is able to create a well-connected<br />
community of like-minded individuals with<br />
essential skills or experiences that are<br />
highly regarded. The following core values<br />
reflect our vision and goals: Community,<br />
Career Development, and Awareness. We<br />
provide many resources for students such<br />
as events, articles, newsletters and our all<br />
new Careers 101 podcast series! Feel free to<br />
check out our socials to keep updated on<br />
CCA: Instagram - @ccamonash, and our<br />
Facebook page - https://www.facebook.<br />
com/ccamonash. Keep an eye out for<br />
our O-Week stall for free goodies and the<br />
chance to sign up to CCA!<br />
“Jesus.” It’s something to yell in an argument or say when you find out your assignment’s<br />
due tomorrow and you haven’t started. If you’ve ever done anything more than used Jesus’<br />
name to curse, it was probably to say he was a moral teacher or never existed. Or that he’s<br />
outdated and irrelevant. Did we mention bigot? Monash Clayton Christian Union (CU) exists<br />
because we want you to take a fresh look at Jesus. There’s plenty of views about Jesus<br />
and what he did. But we believe what the Bible says about who Jesus is. We believe Jesus<br />
is God’s Son. And we believe Jesus changes everything. We run small groups that explore<br />
how Jesus lived and what he said; hold weekly bible talks, studies and prayer groups; and<br />
organise camps and social events. Visit our social media pages to learn more.<br />
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DISNEY<br />
Second Star to the right and straight onto Disney<br />
Society! We are a small but mighty special interest<br />
club here to help you hakuna matata away<br />
your days. Hundreds of members join us every<br />
year for fun ‘Mickey Mouse Clubhouse’ like activities,<br />
making us one of the largest non-academic<br />
clubs on campus. With frequent movie nights on<br />
campus and in cinemas we are always bringing<br />
you the latest and greatest from Disney itself. We<br />
also ‘Break Free’ and dabble in a lot of Disney<br />
related trivia and karaoke (You should hear our<br />
committee belt out high school musical!). Not only<br />
that but every year we bring the magic of Disney<br />
to our award-winning ball with themes to absolutely<br />
knock your socks off! If you are looking for<br />
loving, inclusive, like-minded people than Disney<br />
Society is the club for you. Don’t stay ‘Frozen’<br />
out in the scary tundra of Arendelle, come join us<br />
at our events this year! We can’t wait to see you<br />
there ! Much Love, Disney Committee<br />
EMBRACE<br />
‘Empower others through education and inspire<br />
yourself through making a difference’ Every student<br />
deserves an opportunity to access quality<br />
education. We are a community of uni students<br />
aiming to inspire and empower disadvantaged<br />
high school students to realise their potential.<br />
Our volunteers provide high school students<br />
with free tutoring in three programs: Homework<br />
Clubs, In-School Support and Individual Tutoring.<br />
We also run ‘Hands on Health’ seminars, other<br />
social events and workshops. Especially if you’re<br />
in first year, this is a great opportunity for you<br />
to contribute to the community and feel good by<br />
helping others. As a volunteer tutor, you’ll learn<br />
valuable life skills (including communication and<br />
cross-cultural understanding), all while empowering<br />
your students. You’ll also join a community of<br />
like-minded individuals and expand your social<br />
network. No tutoring experience or superb grades<br />
are required, just a passion for learning and<br />
helping others. To learn more about Embrace,<br />
check out our website www.embrace-education.<br />
org or email us with any questions you may have<br />
embrace@monashclubs.org<br />
ESSA<br />
The Economics Students’ Society of Australia (ESSA) was founded at Monash in 2013. It is now the largest<br />
economics society of its kind in Australia, spanning across Melbourne, Monash, and La Trobe universities.<br />
We constantly strive to push the boundaries on what a student society can achieve – to engage with members,<br />
to give them a voice, and to connect students, professionals, and academics. ESSA strives to be the<br />
point of difference in your university experience. We innovatively connect likeminded students to ignite a<br />
passionate economics community that is more informed, engaged and aware of the breadth of opportunities<br />
and unique multidisciplinary relevance of economics. We run a range of social and professional events<br />
throughout the year. We are passionate about economics, and we look forward to sharing that passion with<br />
you!<br />
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Clubs & Societies<br />
FEM<br />
This year marks 10 years of Female Engineers<br />
at Monash (FEM) inspiring and<br />
supporting women-identifying engineering<br />
students! In honour of our 10 year<br />
anniversary, FEM is undergoing a major<br />
rebrand, but whilst our club name, logo<br />
and aesthetic will change, our mission will<br />
remain the same! At FEM, we work hard to<br />
deliver industry & networking, academic<br />
and social events that are meaningful to<br />
the minority we represent. Our International<br />
Women’s Day celebrations, Women &<br />
Diversity in Engineering Panels, Industry<br />
Guide Launch and Engineering Workshops<br />
were among our most popular 2021 events.<br />
Not to mention that FEM was awarded<br />
Most Outstanding New Event (High Tea Networking)<br />
and Most Popular Club Event for<br />
Category C (Cocktail Night) by Monash<br />
Clubs & Societies last year! We look forward<br />
to bringing back some old favourites<br />
as well as some exciting new events in<br />
<strong>2022</strong>! FEM is just such a wonderful support<br />
network for women-identifying individuals<br />
who may feel daunted by the prospect<br />
of being a minority in engineering - if you<br />
have any questions or concerns, feel free<br />
to reach out to us anytime. Keep an eye<br />
out for information about O-week with FEM<br />
- we can’t wait to meet all our FEMbers in<br />
person!<br />
FMAA<br />
The Financial Management Association of<br />
Australia is one of the most dynamic and<br />
well-supported student bodies on campus<br />
which exhibits a strong reputation for professionalism<br />
and connectivity between students.<br />
Our mission is to connect students<br />
and graduates within finance and business-related<br />
areas. Furthermore, we aim to<br />
foster professionalism among our members<br />
and facilitate the interaction between our<br />
members and firm employers by organising<br />
networking events, case competitions,<br />
professional skill development workshops<br />
and other firm-tailored events. Our events<br />
aim to give a competitive edge to our members<br />
seeking work in the finance field, further<br />
enhancing their career awareness and<br />
extending their professional development.<br />
Currently, we have over 40 firm sponsors<br />
with over 5500 student members spread<br />
across 6 of the top 8 Australian universities.<br />
If you want insight into business and<br />
finance as a career and become equipped<br />
with skills necessary for your professional<br />
development, becoming a member with us<br />
is a must! Follow our Facebook or Instagram<br />
page to stay up to date with us & find<br />
sign-up links to our member-only events.<br />
GLEAM<br />
GLEAM aims to provide queer+ students at Monash with professional and industry connections<br />
to further their academic career as well as regular social events<br />
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GERMAN<br />
Willkommen zum Monash German Club! The<br />
Monash German Club celebrates German culture<br />
and people. As a club we aim to spread knowledge<br />
and appreciation for the language and to<br />
embrace German traditions. We hold many small<br />
and larger events throughout the year. Our academic<br />
events include regular German talk classes<br />
and educational based workshops focusing on interesting<br />
areas of German culture and history. We<br />
also host social events regularly with Würste und<br />
Biere days to Fußball tournaments. Perhaps our<br />
biggest event of the year is of course Oktoberfest,<br />
which is a must for everyone. There is no need to<br />
be German or speak German to be a part of the<br />
club, so we encourage anyone to come along<br />
and sign up! By becoming a member you will get<br />
access to our regular newsletter and discounted<br />
membership to all club events. Don’t forget to<br />
follow us on Facebook and on Instagram to keep<br />
up with all our updates. Auf Wiedersehen!<br />
KASA<br />
Are you interested in Korean culture? Then the<br />
Korean Appreciation Student Association is for<br />
you! The Korean Appreciation Student Association<br />
(KASA) is a club for students to learn and<br />
share their love for Korean culture, whether that<br />
is traditional or popular Korean culture (music,<br />
dance, dramas, food and more). Any student<br />
can come and join KASA, regardless of whether<br />
you are Korean, speak Korean or just want to<br />
participate in an event that interests you. KASA’s<br />
K-ommunity is a safe space to meet friends with<br />
common interests to experience social, cultural<br />
and competition events. Now more than ever, we<br />
are providing more ways to appreciate Korean<br />
culture together! Some examples of events that<br />
KASA has had include Kbbq Night, RunningMan<br />
and Kpop Dance classes. This year’s planned<br />
events include Korean Fried Chicken Night,<br />
Ice-skating Night and our much anticipated <strong>2022</strong><br />
KASA Camp. If anything we mentioned interests<br />
you, make sure to follow our social media to<br />
learn more and keep up with all our events and<br />
updates!<br />
LingSoc<br />
Hi! We’re LingSoc, the Monash Linguistics Society - a small academic and special interest club offering a<br />
variety of academic and social events throughout each semester. Our club is for anyone with an interest in<br />
language and how language works, though you don’t have to speak lots of languages or even study linguistics<br />
at Monash to get involved (although those are also great reasons to join). We run events ranging from<br />
academic talks and discussion groups, to more relaxed social events like language themed movie nights<br />
and games nights. You can stay updated on club goings-on by joining our Facebook group, or by joining<br />
our Discord server (accessible through our Facebook), which often has lively discussions about linguistics<br />
and is a great place to chat with other students about any linguistics units you’re studying!<br />
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Beginnings<br />
Societies<br />
LSS<br />
As one of the oldest and largest societies<br />
at Monash, Monash Law Students’ Society<br />
(LSS) are committed to making law school<br />
more accessible, interesting and fun! The<br />
LSS has five portfolios, each of which offer<br />
members wonderful opportunities and<br />
support. • Our Activities Portfolio arranges<br />
events (such as our famous Law Ball)<br />
and provides informal opportunities to<br />
meet new people – plus, LSS members get<br />
discounts on ticketed events! • The Competitions<br />
team provides opportunities to test<br />
out your ‘lawyering’ skills in a number of<br />
mock competitions – including mooting,<br />
negotiations, client interview and witness<br />
examination • Through our Education portfolio,<br />
students are provided with a range of<br />
invaluable academic support. LSS members<br />
can access weekly tutorials run by<br />
previous HD students - the perfect way to<br />
consolidate knowledge from class and ace<br />
your exams! • If you’re interested in Social<br />
Justice issues, you are able to get involved<br />
through the various seminars, programs<br />
and panel events run by the Social Justice<br />
and Equity team, including our esteemed<br />
Just Leadership Program. • Last but not<br />
least, our Careers portfolio offers extensive<br />
insight into commercial and non-commercial<br />
career paths, as well as putting on<br />
mentoring and networking events. We look<br />
forward to seeing you around!<br />
MAC<br />
We are Monash Association of Coding (we<br />
call ourselves “MAC” for short), and we aim<br />
to impart valuable technical skills to students<br />
and to bridge the gap between the<br />
classroom and industry. We want to make<br />
coding a fun experience for all—regardless<br />
of area of study, year level, or experience—<br />
through providing collaborative learning<br />
opportunities for our members. Our events<br />
run throughout the semester and are all<br />
about giving you newfound knowledge<br />
that you can’t just Google, and something<br />
tangible that you can take home and add<br />
to your portfolio (could be a new website or<br />
prototype!). On our social media, you will<br />
find how-tos, resources, exclusive opportunities<br />
from our industry sponsors, and fun<br />
stuff to help break the tediousness of study.<br />
Our lovely Discord community often has<br />
games nights, tech-related chats, career<br />
advice, and other wonderful conversations.<br />
MAFS<br />
Monash African Society (MAFS) aims to fortify and expand on the current African community<br />
in Monash University while celebrating African heritage. Our primary objective is to<br />
provide a platform for students to learn about African heritage, share their knowledge and<br />
celebrate our culture.<br />
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MAD<br />
The Monash Association of Debaters (MAD)<br />
provides students with an opportunity to debate<br />
philosophical, ethical, and current affair topics<br />
with likeminded students. Trainings on Tuesday<br />
and Thursday evenings at 5:00pm are a great<br />
place to practice the public speaking and critical<br />
thinking skills that are fundamental in debating,<br />
but also in your career. They are tailored to first<br />
year students and require absolutely no experience<br />
or knowledge in debating. If you find you<br />
enjoy debating in this relaxed and social environment,<br />
MAD also provides you with the opportunity<br />
to take you talent further and compete in the Australian<br />
National Championships, the Australasian<br />
Championships, the Australasian Women and<br />
Gender Minority Championships and the World<br />
Championships against universities from around<br />
the globe such as Oxford, Harvard and Stanford,<br />
as well as other inter-university tournaments specifically<br />
catered to first years. MAD is also a great<br />
place to make friends and build social networks<br />
that are integral to getting through university.<br />
MAD attracts students from a wide range of different<br />
faculties, so it provides a unique opportunity<br />
to make friends with people from other faculties.<br />
Every training session is accompanied by free<br />
pizza and an opportunity to socialise with your<br />
fellow students. Thus, MAD tries to create a fun,<br />
social and inclusive atmosphere for all first years<br />
to come and make friends, while practicing skills<br />
which are integral to their academic and professional<br />
success!<br />
MASA<br />
The Monash Accounting Students’ Association<br />
(MASA) is Monash’s premier Business and Commerce<br />
Students’ association, which aims to<br />
foster a high level of professional development<br />
and employability amongst its members. MASA<br />
is tailored to all Business and Commerce students,<br />
providing students with opportunities and<br />
resources to help bridge the gap between the<br />
academic and professional world. Throughout<br />
the year, MASA runs both professional and social<br />
events, which offers members the opportunity<br />
to gain insights into the professional landscape,<br />
learn more about specific career opportunities,<br />
and to connect with industry representatives<br />
and students alike. This year, MASA has an array<br />
of exciting events planned, such as our annual<br />
Corporate Cocktails, as well as new events, including<br />
an early Professional Services night and<br />
CA ANZ’s Accounting/Finance Case Study. From<br />
the team at MASA, we hope to see you in-person<br />
at our events throughout the year, and we hope<br />
your <strong>2022</strong> is off to a great start!<br />
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MASS<br />
Monash Actuarial Students Society (MASS)<br />
welcomes all members of the Monash<br />
community. The majority of our members<br />
major in Actuarial Science but you will also<br />
find that many study a double degree.<br />
With such a diverse cohort, MASS offers a<br />
range of social and personal networking<br />
opportunities for all members. MASS acts<br />
as a facilitator for both peer support and<br />
professional networking for each of our<br />
members. We provide our members with<br />
a valued source of information regarding<br />
academic guidance, accreditation, the<br />
actuarial profession and career opportunities.<br />
Additionally, we strive to build a<br />
cohesive membership community around<br />
our social and corporate events. Our three<br />
main goals are: - Connect our members<br />
with professional actuaries - Enhance our<br />
members’ employment skillset - Providing<br />
a peer support network for our members<br />
These goals are achieved through the<br />
variety of professionally run networking<br />
events aimed at increasing our members’<br />
exposure to the industry and providing<br />
opportunities for members to enhance their<br />
“soft skills”. Furthermore, we provide our<br />
members with the latest job and internship<br />
openings directly from our sponsor firms<br />
and deliver opportunities to showcase their<br />
skills through case competitions and mock<br />
interviews.<br />
MATES<br />
The Materials Engineering society (MATES)<br />
is a group run by and for materials engineering<br />
students of Monash University. We<br />
are a community of like-minded students<br />
to meet and grow with. MATES provides<br />
plenty of social and industry-based events<br />
curated to give you a leg-up on your career<br />
and uni life. We’ve held site tours, vacation<br />
work and final year project talks helpful for<br />
networking, as well as ice-cream, bowling,<br />
trivia night, and barbecue events for fun<br />
and socialising! MATES is about bringing<br />
materials engineers together for a brighter<br />
future. Our common room is located on 18<br />
Alliance Lane of the Monash Clayton campus<br />
and we’ll also be at orientation week,<br />
so be sure to say hi to your MATES!<br />
MCJAF<br />
The Monash Club of Juggling and Firetwirling (MCJAF) is a friendly group of circus-folk<br />
who meet every week to share skills. If you have an interest in juggling, poi, staff spinning,<br />
unicycling, or any other circus art, we are the club for you! MCJAF is a great place to meet<br />
new people and learn new skills, and beginners are always welcome. We also offer opportunities<br />
for members to be involved in volunteer and paid performances. Other events we<br />
hold include camps, MCJAF Olympics and various skill workshops! We meet every Monday<br />
at 5pm on the Lemon Scented Lawns, Clayton campus. See you there!<br />
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MDS<br />
Monash Dance Society (MDS) is a student-run<br />
dance club based at Monash University Clayton<br />
Campus offering online and or on-campus professional<br />
dance classes for both partner styles and<br />
solo styles. Some of our more popular styles include<br />
Salsa, Street Choreography, and Jazz. MDS<br />
also hosts a variety of social events from Intervarsity,<br />
Street-Latin Workshops to Get Bodied which<br />
encourages members to express themselves whilst<br />
engaging with others through shared passions<br />
for dance. Keep an eye out on our socials and<br />
connected communities webpage for more details<br />
on our upcoming events. Our aim is to encourage<br />
and promote our ethos for diversity and multiculturalism<br />
across Monash University’s dance scene.<br />
This association also provides a supportive, friendly,<br />
and welcoming community for its members. Additionally<br />
we emphasise the value of collaboration<br />
and cooperation, and we work alongside other<br />
associations to expand the foundations of expression<br />
through art and movement in our combined<br />
events. So join the groove-ment today and meet<br />
your fellow dance mates!<br />
MESS<br />
MECC<br />
Mechatronics is a relatively new area of engineering,<br />
uniquely combining areas of Mechanical,<br />
Electrical, Computer Systems and Control<br />
Systems Engineering. Mechatronics engineers<br />
have a broader knowledge of each of these<br />
disciplines and an understanding of how they<br />
can relate to each other. This allows for more<br />
viable, reliable, economic and versatile solutions<br />
to fairly complex problems. Robotic solutions<br />
tend to be multifunctional, and we are seeing<br />
more and more of these systems integrated into<br />
industry now than we did previously. Mechatronics<br />
Engineering Clayton Club (MECC) was<br />
formed to popularise and promote awareness of<br />
Mechatronics Engineering among students and<br />
companies. MECC assists students to develop<br />
and apply traditional classroom theory in practical<br />
fields. This is achieved through providing<br />
support for their projects and organising competitions,<br />
which encourage the Mechatronics way<br />
of thinking. We also promote opportunities for<br />
students to undertake industry experience and<br />
which strengthens the bond between university<br />
students and industry. We endeavour to act as a<br />
platform for Mechatronics students and students<br />
of other engineering disciplines to share their<br />
ideas. To help Australia become a forerunner in<br />
the field of Mechatronics we invite companies to<br />
actively take part in our programs and support<br />
us through sponsorship, ideas, infrastructure,<br />
etc. To know more about mechatronics and<br />
MECC contact us via email at mechatronics@<br />
monashclubs.org or visit our website http://meccmonash.weebly.com/<br />
and follow us on Facebook<br />
(Mechatronics Engineering Clayton Club)<br />
and instagram (mecc_monash). Don’t forget to<br />
drop by and see us at O-Week at LTB Lawn<br />
The Monash Engineering Students’ Society, better known as ‘MESS’, is a student run, not-for-profit organisation<br />
that seeks to enrich the educational experience of students at Monash University through providing a<br />
variety of social, industry and academic events and opportunities. While we focus our energy on Engineering,<br />
we aim to serve the best interests of all students, the University and the wider community.<br />
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Societies<br />
META<br />
The Monash Education & Teachers’ Association<br />
(META) is the peak representative body<br />
for all students in the Faculty of Education<br />
at Monash. META is run by current students<br />
with the goal of developing Monash Education<br />
students professionally, personally<br />
and socially, and helping students achieve<br />
their aspirations on their professional and<br />
personal paths. We host a wide range of<br />
social and professional events, including<br />
course advice, LANTITE advice, professional<br />
development, trivia and pizza nights, bar<br />
nights, and of course our annual Education<br />
Ball! META is only $5 to join for MSA members<br />
and $10 without, so if you are interested<br />
in joining a group of like-minded individuals<br />
at all points in their path to teaching,<br />
and want to get the most out of university<br />
life, then please check out our socials and<br />
upcoming events. Learn more and join at<br />
www.metamonash.com/<br />
MICS<br />
MFS<br />
The Monash French Society (MFS) is the<br />
home of all things French at Monash! Composed<br />
of French speakers, those learning/<br />
studying French and lovers of French<br />
culture, all students are welcome to join<br />
and get involved in whatever events interest<br />
them most. As part of our aim to bring<br />
French culture to Monash students we offer<br />
a wide variety of opportunities and events<br />
which allow our members to sample French<br />
culture. We first offer a solid French educational<br />
element, represented by our weekly<br />
conversation classes to build on and challenge<br />
your French skills with like minded<br />
students. Of course, another intrinsic<br />
part of French life is a love of good food.<br />
We offer regular events and occasions to<br />
indulge in French cuisine, including a wine<br />
and cheese night, cooking classes and<br />
fortnightly crepe days (who doesn’t love a<br />
Nutella crepe!). At the heart of our club are<br />
our wonderful members, many who have<br />
attended a number of events organised by<br />
our club over the years. An MFS membership<br />
will entitle you to priority access to<br />
all our events, conversation classes, and<br />
even club discounts (including discounts to<br />
other French organisations around Melbourne)!<br />
So if you love French language,<br />
culture, and food, this is the club for you!<br />
The Monash Indian Cultural Society (MICS) is one of our university’s esteemed clubs born<br />
out of our extensive Indian community. We are rapidly expanding and run many successful<br />
and popular events throughout the year. We aim to promote cultural, social, educational<br />
interaction and understanding among students of the Indian diaspora. Through cultural,<br />
social and charity events, MICS provides students from various cultural backgrounds and<br />
universities the opportunities to come together and meet in a friendly and welcoming atmosphere.<br />
Movie nights, formal galas, cultural festivals and more social events are a few of<br />
the experiences that MICS offers its members. We look forward to seeing you at our events!<br />
Keep an eye on our socials for regular updates!<br />
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MIAS<br />
The Monash International Affairs Society (MIAS)<br />
aims to ‘Inspire Future Leaders’ through our three<br />
core pillars of Academics, Socials, and Model United<br />
Nations (MUN). We also run an online student<br />
publication and a podcast. Our aim is to provide<br />
you with unique opportunities to engage with<br />
international affairs. We host panels and roundtables<br />
with Ambassadors, High Commissioners and<br />
leaders in the international affairs space, allowing<br />
you to learn about global issues, foreign policy<br />
and the future of our international order from<br />
those in the field. Our social events are designed<br />
for you to meet like-minded people. We provide<br />
opportunities to mingle with diplomats and leaders<br />
in the field alongside meeting young professionals<br />
who have just begun their international<br />
relations career. Our MUN programs facilitate the<br />
development of negotiation and public speaking<br />
skills whilst delving into topical international<br />
issues. We train and send delegations to compete<br />
in interstate and overseas conferences alongside<br />
hosting our annual 2 day MUNash conference on<br />
the Clayton campus. Ultimately, we aim to be a<br />
welcoming club that can enhance your university<br />
experience through providing a space where you<br />
can make genuine friendships, explore your interest<br />
in international affairs and gain some valuable<br />
experiences along the way.<br />
MJC<br />
The Monash Japanese Club (MJC) welcomes all<br />
Monash students regardless of whether or not<br />
they are studying Japanese, as well as to all<br />
Japanese exchange students wishing to engage<br />
in some cultural exchange. MJC is the perfect<br />
opportunity to meet others who share a common<br />
interest in Japanese culture, history, politics,<br />
society, or language. MJC aims to advance the<br />
education of students about all things Japanese<br />
through an interesting and less demanding medium,<br />
while providing students with the opportunity<br />
to socialise and meet other peers who also<br />
have a common interest in Japan. MJC also acts<br />
as a tool for students to look into career opportunities<br />
with the Japanese language, as well as<br />
connect them to cultural activities happening<br />
around Melbourne. MJC has become the centre<br />
for local students to connect with Japanese<br />
exchange students who study abroad at Monash,<br />
giving students the opportunity to foster international<br />
relationships and make real connections to<br />
Japan.<br />
The Monash Marketing Students’ Society (MMSS) is a student-led club that exists to provide the Monash<br />
community with an enhanced university experience. Since 1971, the MMSS has provided a diverse range of<br />
students with many exciting social and professional opportunities. If you’re looking to attend rewarding,<br />
fun, and engaging events, then the MMSS is the club for you! This year you can look forward to and be a<br />
part of our White Night, Corporate Connections, and the annual Marketing Ball, among many more spectacular<br />
initiatives. We provide our members with a way to access valuable resources, enriching events, and<br />
many networking possibilities. Here at the MMSS we support you in your journey, and deliver you the best<br />
opportunities for an incredible career in marketing. Come along to make life-long friendships, new memories,<br />
and gain insight into the marketing world! If you’re interested in a future in marketing, want to learn<br />
something new, or just want to have some fun then check us out on social media and at our website https://<br />
www.themmss.com.au/ We hope to make this year a memorable one with you. See you around!<br />
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Clubs & Societies<br />
Monash Biomed<br />
Society<br />
The Monash Biomed Society aims to enhance<br />
the university experience of Biomedical<br />
Science students through facilitating<br />
lifelong friendships and providing industry<br />
networking opportunities. By providing<br />
valuable experiences and resources for students,<br />
we make the transition into university<br />
life as smooth and effortless as possible.<br />
Providing students with opportunities and<br />
insight through information seminars and<br />
networking events with industry professionals,<br />
Monash Biomed Society aims to deliver<br />
all you need to know about the Biomedical<br />
Science course and potential post-graduate<br />
opportunities. Additionally, we foster<br />
social interactions by providing an array<br />
of accessible and inclusive social events.<br />
The variety of social events include trivia<br />
nights, Biomed cAMP and the award-winning<br />
Biomed Ball, with a range of both<br />
in-person and online events on offer.<br />
Monash MSS<br />
Hey guys, this is Hannah writing to you as<br />
the secretary of the Monash Music Students’<br />
Society! As you might guess, we’re a<br />
society catered to the music and performing<br />
arts students, music lovers, theatre lovers,<br />
and performing artists of the Monash<br />
community! Each semester we host educational<br />
events for current performing arts<br />
students, performance opportunities and<br />
showcases, and fun events for the whole<br />
community. Previously, we’ve hosted events<br />
like murder mysteries, trivia nights, games<br />
nights, musical bingo, music theory help<br />
sessions, motivational Q&A nights with<br />
guest speakers, live performance showcases,<br />
BBQs, and digital music premieres of<br />
new works by Monash students. We’re a<br />
very open community and welcome everyone<br />
inside and outside of the performing<br />
arts to come check us out at O-week – we’ll<br />
have a stall set up with more info on our<br />
upcoming events, and on Friday the 25th<br />
of February we’ll be getting together for<br />
a society meet-and-greet, so if you’re new<br />
to the university (or the community!) we’d<br />
love to see you there! We hope to see you<br />
all soon!<br />
MonJSS<br />
As part of the Australasian Union of Jewish Students (AUJS), MonJSS is represented by our<br />
four pillars: Activism, Judaism, Pluralism and Zionism. By facilitating an inclusive and fun<br />
space, we hope to develop and strengthen Jewish identity and understanding on campus.<br />
We run events ranging between social, political and educational; including our infamous<br />
‘Beers and Bagels’, Falafel lunches and guest speaker seminars - not to be outshone by our<br />
inaugural cocktail evening in semester break! We offer a number of perks and discounts<br />
to various Kosher restaurants, as well as provide Kosher lunches with Chabad on Campus<br />
each week, or at our delicious events! You’d hate to miss it!!<br />
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MPS<br />
The Monash Philosophy Society (MPS) provides<br />
an open and welcoming space for like-minded students<br />
from all walks of life to come together and<br />
explore the questions that matter most to them.<br />
We invite our members to learn and engage with<br />
philosophy on their own terms, through our many:<br />
- Discussions on a wide range of philosophical<br />
topics and texts - Seminars with guest speakers<br />
from Monash University and beyond - Philosophically<br />
themed social events - Personal development<br />
initiatives founded on philosophy. No background<br />
in philosophy? No problem! We welcome all levels<br />
of experience, and you might be surprised by just<br />
how many of our members have never enrolled<br />
in a philosophy unit! We could tell you more, but<br />
we really hope you will want to come and see<br />
for yourself. We Kant wait to meet you! (Bonus<br />
brownie points if you see what we did there )<br />
MRSS<br />
Monash Radiation Students’ Society (MRSS) aims<br />
to create an inclusive environment for students<br />
studying Radiation courses. Despite being a relatively<br />
new club, significant development has happened<br />
in the last few years. MRSS was previously<br />
targeted towards Radiography students but we<br />
are now actively encouraging Radiation Science<br />
students to get involved. As new beginnings<br />
pose new challenges, we help ease new students<br />
into university life. With a number of academic<br />
events, we aspire to advance our members’ education<br />
with a particular emphasis on professional<br />
development and employability in the workforce.<br />
MRSS provides a safe haven to ask informal questions<br />
alongside exclusive access to alumni and<br />
tutors adept in the clinical environment, an experience<br />
exclusive to MRSS members. Complemented<br />
by our social event calendar, we encourage<br />
interaction across year levels and courses and<br />
give our members an opportunity to network and<br />
foster meaningful relationships. We strive to assist<br />
our members in achieving a balance between<br />
social and academic life. Become a part of MRSS<br />
for an enhanced university experience.<br />
MonSEC<br />
Ever wondered how hackers break into... anything? At MonSec, we teach practical cyber security skills, so<br />
you know how all things tech work and how to better defend yourself online. Our meetings run weekly at<br />
6PM on Mondays during semester. For more information and to join, head to our website at https://monsec.<br />
io/join/<br />
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New<br />
&<br />
Beginnings<br />
Societies<br />
MSS<br />
Monash Science Society (MSS) is a student-run<br />
club, focused on bringing both<br />
science and non-science students many<br />
magical memories and helpful course<br />
advice. Here at MSS, we do our best to give<br />
you a University experience like you see in<br />
all the movies. We throw the best parties<br />
on and off campus that you’ll reminisce on<br />
for years. Join us at our O-Week party to<br />
get a taste of University life and make new<br />
friends before the semester starts or come<br />
along to our future events to give yourself<br />
a break from studying. Not only do we<br />
provide the best social experience, but we<br />
are dedicated to making sure that at the<br />
end of it all, you have an improved chance<br />
at getting a dream start to your career by<br />
hosting academic events to give advice as<br />
well as chances to network with members<br />
of industry. We are committed to providing<br />
students with a smooth University experience<br />
and to ensure that they make the<br />
most out of it.<br />
Muggles<br />
Monash Science Society (MSS) is a student-run<br />
club, focused on bringing both<br />
science and non-science students many<br />
magical memories and helpful course<br />
advice. Here at MSS, we do our best to give<br />
you a University experience like you see in<br />
all the movies. We throw the best parties<br />
on and off campus that you’ll reminisce on<br />
for years. Join us at our O-Week party to<br />
get a taste of University life and make new<br />
friends before the semester starts or come<br />
along to our future events to give yourself<br />
a break from studying. Not only do we<br />
provide the best social experience, but we<br />
are dedicated to making sure that at the<br />
end of it all, you have an improved chance<br />
at getting a dream start to your career by<br />
hosting academic events to give advice as<br />
well as chances to network with members<br />
of industry. We are committed to providing<br />
students with a smooth University experience<br />
and to ensure that they make the<br />
most out of it.<br />
MUGS<br />
With the federal election fast-approaching there is no better time to get involved with the<br />
Monash Uni Greens Society (MUGS). We are a community of like-minded students who are<br />
passionate about social and environmental justice and greens politics. We will be holding<br />
a range of great events in <strong>2022</strong>, such as our collaborative meet-your-candidate pub nights,<br />
panel events and food & games nights. We work with all the big names in the Greens who<br />
love to see young people getting involved and are keen to connect. Our committee are<br />
a welcoming and passionate bunch, keen to hold fun, uplifting and engaging events to<br />
bring students together. If you’d like to get involved with MUGS please shoot us an email at<br />
greens@monashclubs.org, visit our Instagram and Facebook pages, and keep an eye our<br />
for openings on our committee! There is no better way to to get involved in uni life, meet<br />
other passionate students and fight for our future than with MUGS. We are excited to see<br />
you in <strong>2022</strong>!<br />
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MUMSU<br />
Established in 1972, Monash University Malaysian<br />
Students’ Union (MUMSU) has grown to become<br />
one of Monash University’s (Clayton campus) biggest<br />
non-faculty organisations. Here at MUMSU,<br />
we seek to not only represent all Malaysian students<br />
within the Clayton campus but also to share<br />
our rich Malaysian culture and traditions with the<br />
community around us. As a non-profit students’<br />
union run by students, our events cater to our fellow<br />
Malaysians and other international students<br />
as well! We hope to be a part of your journey here<br />
in Monash, creating priceless experiences and<br />
timeless memories together as you embark into<br />
a fresh beginning in <strong>2022</strong>! Interested? Go ahead<br />
and hit us up on Facebook & Instagram or check<br />
out our website for more info! We look forward to<br />
seeing you in our events! Cheers!<br />
MUNZA<br />
Kia ora! We are the Monash University New Zealand<br />
Students’ Association (MUNZSA), a student<br />
club at Monash Clayton dedicated to everything<br />
New Zealand. This is a club for New Zealanders<br />
on campus to meet and get to know each other<br />
and to support New Zealanders who have moved<br />
here to study with settling in at uni. Some successful<br />
events have been our NZ Trivia Night and<br />
Rugby Game Viewing sessions. Follow our page<br />
for updates regarding events throughout the<br />
year.<br />
OCF<br />
MVS<br />
Monash Vegan Society (MVS) strives to promote a<br />
plant-based lifestyle to students and staff through<br />
education, community and, importantly, the sharing<br />
of food. We provide a supportive community<br />
for everyone (vegan or otherwise) to explore a<br />
plant-based lifestyle on campus, providing information/events<br />
throughout semester.<br />
Overseas Christian Fellowship (OCF) is a community<br />
that gathers to worship Jesus Christ,<br />
learn from the Bible, pray and fellowship with<br />
one another. We meet regularly on Friday evenings<br />
for worship and Bible studies from 7-10pm<br />
(though we often stay longer for supper xD), as<br />
well as Tuesday evenings for prayer meetings<br />
from 6-7pm. We also hold exciting events such as<br />
sports days, outings and camps where everyone<br />
can make new friends, eat good food and have<br />
lots of fun. And beyond our official events, we<br />
meet throughout the week to spend time together,<br />
eat more food and do life with each other. Despite<br />
placing a focus on international students,<br />
we welcome everyone! International or domestic,<br />
Christian or not, we have a place for you. In our<br />
Discovery Group, we provide a safe space for<br />
those who are looking to find out more about<br />
the Christian faith. Our Chinese Group is also<br />
available for our Chinese-speaking friends. OCF<br />
is not just a club but our home away from home<br />
and we invite you to join our family today!<br />
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New<br />
&<br />
Beginnings<br />
Societies<br />
PLN<br />
The Progressive Law Network (PLN) is a<br />
network of people passionate about social<br />
and environmental justice within the law.<br />
We encourage university students and professionals<br />
to engage with legal challenges<br />
to bring about positive change in the law<br />
and political systems. We run seminars and<br />
workshops to bring awareness to important<br />
issues in public interest law, encourage<br />
intelligent and informed legal advocacy,<br />
and strive to connect students with volunteer<br />
and career opportunities. Recognising<br />
that many students don’t fit the traditional<br />
commercial law stereotype of law school,<br />
the PLN provides a community for those<br />
interested in non-commercial, public interest<br />
law pathways. Some of our areas of<br />
focus include environmental law, refugee<br />
law, family law, disability rights, LGBTQIA+<br />
rights and gender equality. PLN have some<br />
exciting plans for this year including: -<br />
Social events and networking opportunities<br />
- Our annual mentoring program - Parliamentary<br />
submissions projects - Legal skills<br />
workshops - Seminars and panel events<br />
- Book club Club memberships are on sale<br />
now from the C&S website and can be purchased<br />
for $10 (without MSA+) or $5 (with<br />
MSA+). We’d love to see you get involved<br />
with the club and look forward to seeing<br />
you at some of our events and meetups<br />
over the year!<br />
SAS<br />
Welcome to the Society of Arts Students<br />
(SAS)! We are a welcoming, exuberant<br />
and supportive student society at Monash<br />
Clayton, ready to bring you a range of<br />
unforgettable social events and handy academic<br />
support in <strong>2022</strong>. We are well-known<br />
for our fun-loving social events - such as<br />
our O’Ch3lla party - a great way to get<br />
involved and meet other students! Our<br />
workshops and career events also provide<br />
great networking and skill-building opportunities<br />
to bolster that Arts Degree. We<br />
love fresh faces and welcome all with open<br />
arms! We’d love for you to get involved!<br />
If you’d like to know more, check out our<br />
website, Facebook or Instagram or pages<br />
to stay up to date and learn more about<br />
our committee, initiatives, and upcoming<br />
events. Also check out our fun annual publication,<br />
the Simian, and our chockablock<br />
Careers Guide. If you’re interested in getting<br />
involved, become a member and keep<br />
an eye out our First Year Representative<br />
and Sub-Committee applications. If you’re<br />
not convinced already, let me tell you that<br />
there’s no better way to get involved in uni<br />
life and meet cool, like-minded people than<br />
with SAS. We can’t wait for you to join us<br />
for an unforgettable <strong>2022</strong>!<br />
SNAPS<br />
The Students Neuroscience and Psychology Society (SNAPS) is a student-run society<br />
dedicated to supporting Psychology and Neuroscience students at Monash University. We<br />
aim to help both the social and academic parts of your university life - from educational or<br />
career based seminar to creating exciting social events just for you!<br />
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SCA<br />
Monash Medieval is a special interest club focusing<br />
on medieval reenactment, which includes<br />
everything from medieval-style fighting to activities<br />
such as sewing, embroidery, calligraphy<br />
and leatherworking. The club is affiliated with a<br />
worldwide medieval reenactment group known as<br />
the Society for Creative Anachronism. We have<br />
events, including overnight camping events, where<br />
we dress up in medieval clothing, eat medieval<br />
food and watch or participate in tournaments, including<br />
archery. If you are at all interested in medieval<br />
times, fighting in armour, sewing or other<br />
medieval skills, this is the club for you! Check out<br />
our website https://stmonica.lochac.sca.org/ and<br />
our Facebook group https://www.facebook.com/<br />
groups/246223282137955/ for more information,<br />
including meeting times and event details!<br />
SLAC<br />
¡Hola! Everyone, the team at Spanish and Latin<br />
American Club (SLAC) is so excited for <strong>2022</strong><br />
and have a lot of awesome events planned to<br />
get everyone together again and experience<br />
Latin culture. This year we plan to host a diverse<br />
range of events including showcasing Latin food,<br />
bar nights, trivia nights to test your knowledge,<br />
conversational sessions for both beginners and<br />
advanced to practice their Spanish and even<br />
meetings with ambassadors. SLAC prides itself<br />
on being open and welcoming to all and seeks<br />
to promote cultural diversity and awareness at<br />
Monash, to build an environment where students,<br />
regardless of their background, can share, and<br />
have a good time while enjoying everything the<br />
region has to offer. The club main areas of focus<br />
are: 1. Academic – Giving assistance to students<br />
undertaking units or degrees in Spanish. 2. Cultural<br />
– Hosting events to showcase food, dance,<br />
music, and literature of the region. 3. Social -<br />
Providing a safe space for students to develop<br />
friendships and interact with one another. We<br />
love making friends and seeing new faces, so<br />
Hasta Luego! And we hope to see you soon.<br />
SoCS<br />
Every good relationship needs some chemistry. So if you’re looking for your next club to join, then look no<br />
further than SoCS, because we’ve got plenty of chemistry ;) SoCS, the Society of Chemistry Students, is<br />
a friendly community of budding chemists who gather at social, academic, and industry-based events.<br />
Previous events have included exciting Trivia and valuable networking opportunities such as ChemLunch<br />
and Industry Nights, in order to promote an appreciation for the world of chemistry around us. At SoCS, we<br />
represent undergraduate chemistry students, but encourage anyone who is passionate about science to<br />
join us; whether you’re interested in crazy chemicals, funky formulations, explosive experiments or just good<br />
old bunsen burners, SoCS is the place for you! If we have tickled your inner mad scientist, check out our<br />
socials and send us a cheeky DM/email.<br />
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O-CH3LLA<br />
FESTIVAL<br />
SAS x MESS x MSS<br />
Beginning university can be incredibly daunting,<br />
however there’s no better way to start<br />
than with a fun night out and making a few<br />
new friends to end your summer holidays!<br />
If you’re keen on student clubs, socialising and<br />
endless exciting events, come along to one<br />
of the first events of the year - O’ch3lla (23rd<br />
of February at the Royal Melbourne Hotel)!<br />
This SAS (Arts), MESS (Engineering) and MSS (Science)<br />
collab event is your perfect opportunity to<br />
mingle, dance and down a few drinks at 2021’s<br />
‘Most Popular Club Event’! The event is sure to sell<br />
out quick so stay tuned on either three of the club<br />
facebooks for ticket release information soon!<br />
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Writers<br />
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