InRO Weekly — Volume 1, Issue 1
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FILM REVIEWS<br />
couldn’t be more ill-equipped to take care of a child, despite the<br />
fact that she builds playthings for them. She’s career-focused,<br />
wealthy, planning vacations with pals <strong>—</strong> simply put, caregiving is<br />
a huge interruption in her life (her level of empathy for her<br />
orphaned niece is neither established nor particularly at issue in<br />
the narrative).<br />
“M3GAN isn’t so much a horror<br />
movie as a meme generator…<br />
the humor is constant but<br />
it’s also toothless.<br />
It just so happens that Gemma is in the process of a major<br />
technological breakthrough. She’s building M3GAN, short for<br />
Model 3 Generative Android (a truly exquisite piece of jargon<br />
gobbledygook). M3GAN is designed to be a learning computer, a<br />
caretaker, a best friend, and an educator <strong>—</strong> a do-it-all helper to<br />
take the burden of parenthood off of your strained soccer parent<br />
shoulders. At first, Gemma’s boss, David (Ronny Chieng), thinks<br />
the whole thing is a waste of time, but once Gemma shows him a<br />
convincing demo, the company is on board with a rushed and<br />
heavily promoted launch of this new $10,000 toy. Meanwhile,<br />
Cady and M3GAN are becoming closer by the minute. It shouldn’t<br />
surprise anyone that murder comes into play, in addition to some<br />
vague swipes at the sacrifices intrinsic to parenthood and the<br />
way in which screen time and technology have become<br />
surrogates for some. But these are merely pretenses for what<br />
amounts to a pretty basic, camp-leaning comedy about a killer<br />
robot, one that unfortunately pulls its graphic punches and<br />
frankly isn’t funny enough to carry the project past a serious lack<br />
of gory violence. Reports suggest the film was recut for a lighter<br />
rating; that might be its biggest mistake.<br />
M3GAN isn’t so much a horror movie as a meme generator. The<br />
much-hyped moment where the killer robot girl does an equally<br />
killer dance lasts longer in the trailer than it does in the finished<br />
film. The humor is constant, but it’s also toothless; it’s supposed<br />
to be funny when M3GAN does bad things, but she only really<br />
does them to bad people, so we feel safe in her presence. There’s<br />
nothing remotely unpleasant or suspenseful about any of this,<br />
and there’s barely any detectable grue; all four <strong>—</strong> yes, that’s all <strong>—</strong><br />
of her kills occur mostly off-screen, and one is by proxy (we’re<br />
not counting the dog). There will be those that say this movie<br />
does exactly what it says on the tin, but it does so in the safest<br />
and most predictable way possible, and it ultimately has nothing<br />
to say about parenthood, technology, or even killer robots. All<br />
M3GAN is interested in is providing GIF material.<strong>—</strong> MATT LYNCH<br />
DIRECTOR: Gerald Johnstone CAST: Allison Williams, Violet<br />
McGraw, Ronny Chieng, Jen Van Epps DISTRIBUTOR: Universal<br />
Pictures IN THEATERS: January 6 RUNTIME: 1 hr. 42 min.<br />
THE OLD WAY<br />
Brett Donowho<br />
Despite being arguably the popular genre of the classical era of<br />
Hollywood, the Western has faded over time into the background<br />
of mainstream cinema. The Old Way looks to revisit that<br />
throwback style of a bloody revenge tale, rife with horse riding<br />
and gun fighting, but it never much feels like a genuine Western.<br />
Thanks to an anonymous set design and too dry narrative, the<br />
film never realizes an immersive viewing experience, with its<br />
setting left to feel more like mere window dressing than a<br />
meaningful engagement with the genre.<br />
Nicolas Cage (somehow starring in a Western for the first time,<br />
believe it or not) is Colton Briggs, an old-school gunslinger who<br />
has tried to bury his past and start a family. But as these things<br />
go, his new and peaceful existence is shattered when James<br />
McAllister (Noah Le Gros) <strong>—</strong> whose father was killed by Briggs<br />
twenty years prior <strong>—</strong> shows up at his house while he is away,<br />
killing his wife in an act of premeditated vengeance. For a<br />
moment, the film slows to revel in this pure horror, even lending<br />
the feel of something like Funny Games; but that tension is<br />
swiftly dissipated, and we’re swept back to the familiar narrative<br />
saddle. Briggs takes up the gun once more, only this time, his<br />
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