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A point of perfect balance on the journey<br />

through the Wheel of the Year. Night<br />

and day are of equal length and in perfect<br />

equilibrium - dark and light, masculine<br />

and feminine, inner and outer, in balance.<br />

But the year is now waxing and at<br />

this moment light defeats the dark. The<br />

natural world is coming alive, the Sun is<br />

gaining in strength and the days are becoming<br />

longer and warmer. The gentle<br />

whispered promise of Imbolc is fulfilled<br />

in the evident and abundant fertility of<br />

the Earth at Ostara. It is time for the hopes<br />

of Imbolc to become action. The energy<br />

is expansive and exuberant. It is the first<br />

day of Spring! Ostara takes its name after<br />

the Germanic goddess, Eostre/Ostara,<br />

who was traditionally honoured in the<br />

month of April with festivals to celebrate<br />

fertility, renewal and re-birth. It was from<br />

Eostre that the Christian celebration of<br />

Easter evolved, and indeed the naming<br />

of the hormone Eostrogen, essential to<br />

women’s fertility.<br />

OSTARA/SPRING EQUINOX<br />

Tuesday, <strong>March</strong> 19, <strong>2024</strong><br />

Pussywillow Potential (Spring Flow), Acrylic on canvas by Tonya Lefebvre<br />

Grampa’s Joke<br />

A female CNN journalist heard<br />

about a very old Jewish man who<br />

had been going to the Western<br />

Wall to pray, twice a day, every day,<br />

for a long, long time. So she went<br />

to check it out. She went to the<br />

Western Wall and there he was,<br />

walking slowly up to the holy site.<br />

She watched him pray and after<br />

about 45 minutes, when he turned<br />

to leave, using a cane and moving<br />

very slowly, she approached him<br />

for an interview.<br />

”Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith<br />

from CNN. What’s your name?*<br />

”Morris Feinberg,” he replied.<br />

”Sir, how long have you been<br />

coming to the Western Wall and<br />

praying?”<br />

”For about 60 years.”<br />

”60 years! That’s amazing! What do<br />

you pray for?”<br />

”I pray for peace between the<br />

Christians, Jews and the Muslims.”<br />

”I pray for all the wars and all the<br />

hatred to stop.”<br />

”I pray for all our children to grow<br />

up safely as responsible adults and<br />

to love their fellow man.”<br />

”I pray that politicians tell us the<br />

truth and put the interests of the<br />

people ahead of their own interests.”<br />

So the woman asked, “And how<br />

do you feel after doing this for 60<br />

years?”<br />

”Like I’m talking to a f$@%ing wall.”<br />

Submit your jokes to <strong>Discover</strong> 65!<br />

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<strong>March</strong> <strong>2024</strong> <strong>Discover</strong> <strong>Sixty</strong>-<strong>Five</strong> email: seniors@pennywiseads.com

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