Discover Sixty-Five - March 2024
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A point of perfect balance on the journey<br />
through the Wheel of the Year. Night<br />
and day are of equal length and in perfect<br />
equilibrium - dark and light, masculine<br />
and feminine, inner and outer, in balance.<br />
But the year is now waxing and at<br />
this moment light defeats the dark. The<br />
natural world is coming alive, the Sun is<br />
gaining in strength and the days are becoming<br />
longer and warmer. The gentle<br />
whispered promise of Imbolc is fulfilled<br />
in the evident and abundant fertility of<br />
the Earth at Ostara. It is time for the hopes<br />
of Imbolc to become action. The energy<br />
is expansive and exuberant. It is the first<br />
day of Spring! Ostara takes its name after<br />
the Germanic goddess, Eostre/Ostara,<br />
who was traditionally honoured in the<br />
month of April with festivals to celebrate<br />
fertility, renewal and re-birth. It was from<br />
Eostre that the Christian celebration of<br />
Easter evolved, and indeed the naming<br />
of the hormone Eostrogen, essential to<br />
women’s fertility.<br />
OSTARA/SPRING EQUINOX<br />
Tuesday, <strong>March</strong> 19, <strong>2024</strong><br />
Pussywillow Potential (Spring Flow), Acrylic on canvas by Tonya Lefebvre<br />
Grampa’s Joke<br />
A female CNN journalist heard<br />
about a very old Jewish man who<br />
had been going to the Western<br />
Wall to pray, twice a day, every day,<br />
for a long, long time. So she went<br />
to check it out. She went to the<br />
Western Wall and there he was,<br />
walking slowly up to the holy site.<br />
She watched him pray and after<br />
about 45 minutes, when he turned<br />
to leave, using a cane and moving<br />
very slowly, she approached him<br />
for an interview.<br />
”Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith<br />
from CNN. What’s your name?*<br />
”Morris Feinberg,” he replied.<br />
”Sir, how long have you been<br />
coming to the Western Wall and<br />
praying?”<br />
”For about 60 years.”<br />
”60 years! That’s amazing! What do<br />
you pray for?”<br />
”I pray for peace between the<br />
Christians, Jews and the Muslims.”<br />
”I pray for all the wars and all the<br />
hatred to stop.”<br />
”I pray for all our children to grow<br />
up safely as responsible adults and<br />
to love their fellow man.”<br />
”I pray that politicians tell us the<br />
truth and put the interests of the<br />
people ahead of their own interests.”<br />
So the woman asked, “And how<br />
do you feel after doing this for 60<br />
years?”<br />
”Like I’m talking to a f$@%ing wall.”<br />
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