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"Henry," I said firmly, "there is only one thing to do. It is true that Ellen Macintosh spoke to me in confidence, and as she did not have<br />

Mrs. Penruddock's express permission to tell me about the pearls, I suppose I should respect that confidence. But Ellen is now angry<br />

with me and does not wish to speak to me, for the reason that I am drinking whiskey in considerable quantities, although my speech<br />

and brain are still reasonably clear. This last is a very strange development and I think, in spite of everything, some close friend of the<br />

family should be consulted. Preferably of course, a man, someone of large business experience, and in addition to that a man who<br />

understands about jewels. There is such a man, Henry, and tomorrow morning I shall call upon him,"<br />

"Geez," Henry said. "You coulda said all that in nine words, bo. Who is this guy?"<br />

"His name is Mr. Lansing Gallemore, and he is president of the Gallemore Jewelry Company on Seventh Street. He is a very old<br />

friend of Mrs. Penruddock--Ellen has often mentioned him--and is, in fact, the very man who procured for her the imitation pearls."<br />

"But this guy will tip the bulls," Henry objected.<br />

"I do not think so, Henry. I do not think he will do anything to embarrass Mrs. Penruddock in any way."<br />

Henry shrugged. "Phonies are phonies," he said. "You can't make nothing else outa them. Not even no president of no jewlery store<br />

can't."<br />

"Nevertheless, there must be a reason why so large a sum is demanded, Henry. The only reason that occurs to me is blackmail<br />

and, frankly, that is a little too much for me to handle alone, because I do not know enough about the background of the Penruddock<br />

family."<br />

"Okey," Henry said, sighing. "If that's your hunch, you better follow it, Walter. And I better breeze on home and flop so as to be in good<br />

shape for the rough work, if any."<br />

"You would not care to pass the night here, Henry?"<br />

"Thanks, pal, but I'm O.K. back at the hotel. I'll just take this spare bottle of the tiger sweat to put me to sleep. I might happen to get a<br />

call from the agency in the AM. and would have to brush my teeth and go after it. And I guess I better change my duds back to where I can<br />

mix with the common people."<br />

So saying he went into the bathroom and in a short time emerged wearing his own blue serge suite. I urged him to take my car, but<br />

he said it would not be safe in his neighborhood. He did, however, consent to use the topcoat he had been wearing and, placing in it<br />

carefully the unopened quart of whiskey, he shook me warmly <strong>by</strong> the hand.<br />

"One moment, Henry," I said and took out my wallet. I extended a twenty-dollar bill to him.<br />

"What's that in favor of?" he growled.<br />

"You are temporarily out of employment, Henry, and you have done a noble piece of work this evening, puzzling as are the results.<br />

You should be rewarded and I can well afford this small token."<br />

"Well, thanks, pal," Henry said. "But it's just a loan." His voice was gruff with emotion. "Should I give you a buzz in the A.M.?<br />

"By all means. And there is one thing more that has occurred to me. Would it not be advisable for you to change your hotel?<br />

Suppose, through no fault of mine, the police learn of this theft. %Vould they not at least suspect you?"<br />

"Hell, they'd bounce me up and down for hours," Henry said. "But what'll it get them? I ain't no ripe peach."<br />

"It is for you to decide, of course, Henry."<br />

"Yeah. Good night, pal, and don't have no nightmares."<br />

He left me then and I felt suddenly very depressed and lonely. Henry's company had been very stimulating to me, in spite of his<br />

rough way of talking. He was very much of a man. I poured myself a rather large drink of whiskey from the remaining bottle and drank it<br />

quickly but gloomily.<br />

The effect was such that I had an overmastering desire to speak to Ellen Macintosh at all costs. I went to the telephone and called<br />

her number. After a long wait a sleepy maid answered. But Ellen, upon hearing my name, refused to come to the telephone. That<br />

depressed me still further and I finished the rest of the whiskey almost without noticing what I was doing. I then lay down on the bed and<br />

fell into fitful slumber.<br />

SIX<br />

The busy ringing of the telephone awoke me and I saw that the morning sunlight was streaming into the room. It was nine o'clock<br />

and all the lamps were still burning. I arose feeling a little stiff and dissipated, for I was still wearing my dinner suit. But I am a healthy<br />

man with very steady nerves and I did not feel as badly as I expected. I went to the telephone and answered it.<br />

Henry's voice said: "How you feel, pal? I got a hangover like twelve Swedes."<br />

"Not too badly, Henry."<br />

"I got a call from the agency about a job. I better go down and take a gander at it. Should I drop around later?"<br />

"Yes, Henry, <strong>by</strong> all means do that. By eleven o'clock I should be back from the errand about which I spoke to you last night."<br />

"Any more calls from you know?"<br />

"Not yet, Henry."<br />

"Check. A<strong>by</strong>ssinia." He hung up and I took a cold shower and shaved and dressed. I donned a quiet brown business suit and had<br />

some coffee sent up from the coffee shop downstairs. I also had the waiter remove the empty bottles from my apartment and gave him a<br />

dollar for his trouble. After drinking two cups of black coffee I felt my own man once more and drove downtown to the Gallemore Jewelry<br />

Company's large and brilliant store on West Seventh Street.<br />

It was another bright, golden morning and it seemed that somehow things should adjust themselves on so pleasant a day.<br />

Mr. Lansing Gallemore proved to be a little difficult to see, so that I was compelled to tell his secretary that it was a matter<br />

concerning Mrs. Penruddock and of a confidential nature. Upon this message being carried in to him I was at once ushered into a long<br />

paneled office, at the far end of which Mr. Gallemore stood behind a massive desk. He extended a thin pink hand to me.<br />

"Mr. Gage? I don't believe we have met, have we?"<br />

"No, Mr. Gallemore, I do not believe we have. I am the fiancé--or was until last night--of Miss Ellen Macintosh, who, as you probably<br />

know, is Mrs. Penruddock's nurse. I am come to you upon a very delicate matter and it is necessary that I ask for your confidence before I<br />

speak."<br />

He was a man of perhaps seventy-five years of age, and very thin and tall and correct and well preserved. He had cold blue eyes but<br />

a warming smile. He was attired youthfully enough in a gray flannel suit with a red carnation at his lapel.<br />

"That is something I make it a rule never to promise, Mr. Gage," he said. "I think it is almost always a very unfair request. But if you<br />

assure me the matter concerns Mrs. Penruddock and is really of a delicate and confidential nature, I will make an exception."<br />

"It is indeed, Mr. Gallemore," I said, and thereupon told him the entire story, concealing nothing, not even the fact that I had<br />

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