34. Burgies en Sex - VTK

Vetcool
R/C Laser Tag Shocking Tanks
n.
Tired of listening to the
gabbling marketing dweebs
down the hall? Fed up with your
micro-managing incompetent
boss? Have co-workers that are
smarter than you? Challenge
them all to a game of RC
shocking laser tag, beat them,
and then become the office legend
you’ve always wanted to be.
How does it work? Simple. Each set comes with two R/C controllers
and two tanks on different radio frequencies. Simply turn them on
and try to shoot your opponents tank with your infra-red cannon.
The tanks move forwards, backwards left and right just
like any other tank. Each time you successfully hit your
opponents tank, they will receive a shock from their
controller. Winning a match requires five successive
hits to your opponents tank. LEDs built into the tanks
indicate the score. Handy wrist straps are built into
each controller so that when you shock your boss
and he freaks out and drops his controller, it won’t
hit the floor!
Humping USB Dog
Voor al je frustraties kan je je nu Harley of Duke aanschaffen.
Harley is bruin en Duke is zwart. Ze voelen als echte
huisdieren, maar in plaats van het onvermijdelijke gejank,
gepis en gefret van talloze andere viervoeter zullen deze
schatjes zich enkel vergrijpen aan je USB poort en niet aan
je been.
Steek één van de schurken in je USB-poort en hij zal
zonder stoppen van bil gaan met je arme computer, tot je
hem bruusk zijn object van extase ontrukt.
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