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Another One Rides the BUS!!!<br />
(To ‘Another One Bites the Dust’)<br />
Let’s Go<br />
Getting on a bus in town at 11:00 at night<br />
being pushed and shoved right through the doors<br />
That I almost started a fight<br />
I can’t stand it, I can’t do it again<br />
I smashed against the door.<br />
There are already too many people on this bus<br />
And they’re stopping to pick up some more.<br />
Look o u t. . .<br />
Another one rides the bus (2)<br />
And another comes on, and another comes on<br />
Another one rides the bus . . .<br />
Hey is he an Arab or Jew?<br />
Another one rides the bus!<br />
There’s an Uzi poking me in the ribs<br />
There’s a pais in my ear<br />
There’s a smelly ’ol boy standing next to me<br />
Hasn’t showered in a year.<br />
Well, I think I’m missing my contact lens,<br />
I think my Kippah’s gone<br />
And think this bus is stopping again<br />
to let a couple more chassids get on.<br />
Another one rides the bus (2)<br />
And another gets on another gets on<br />
Another one rides the bus<br />
Hey who’s gonna sit by you.<br />
Another one rides the bus.<br />
There’s an old lady keeps steppin’ on my toes<br />
She’s trying to get to the door.<br />
But her way is blocked by two Yeshiva bochers<br />
And four strollers on the floor<br />
I’m going crazy, although I want a seat<br />
When I sat my pants just tore.<br />
There isn’t any room for me to breath<br />
Now we’re stopping to pick up some more.<br />
Chorus<br />
The window doesn’t open and the fan is broken,<br />
And my face is turning blue<br />
I haven’t been in a crowd like this<br />
Since I went to see the Who<br />
I should of got off a couple of miles ago<br />
But I couldn’t get to the door<br />
The stupid driver is slowing down again<br />
And we’re stopping to pick up some more.<br />
Chorus<br />
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