The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha
The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha
The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha
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<strong>Don</strong> <strong>Quixote</strong> <strong>de</strong> <strong>la</strong> <strong>Mancha</strong> 183 <br />
<br />
Panza's, a lively, feather‐hea<strong>de</strong>d fellow, offered himself as his squire. Carrasco <br />
armed himself in the fashion <strong>de</strong>scribed, and Tomé Cecial, that he might not be <br />
known by his gossip when they met, fitted on over his own natural nose the false <br />
one that has been mentioned; and so they followed the same route <strong>Don</strong> <strong>Quixote</strong> <br />
took, and almost came up with him in time to be present at the adventure of the cart <br />
of Death and finally encountered them in the Wood, where all that the sagacious <br />
rea<strong>de</strong>r has been reading about took p<strong>la</strong>ce; and had it not been for the extraordinary <br />
fancies of <strong>Don</strong> <strong>Quixote</strong>, and his conviction that the bachelor was not the bachelor, <br />
señor bachelor would have been incapacitated for ever from taking his <strong>de</strong>gree of <br />
licentiate, all through not finding nests where he thought to find birds. <br />
<br />
Tomé Cecial, seeing how ill they had succee<strong>de</strong>d, and what a sorry end their <br />
expedition had come to, said to the bachelor, "Surely, Señor Sanson Carrasco, we are <br />
served right; it is easy enough to p<strong>la</strong>n and set about an enterprise, but it is often a <br />
difficult matter to make it come out well. <strong>Don</strong> <strong>Quixote</strong> a madman, and we sane; he <br />
goes off <strong>la</strong>ughing, safe, and sound, and you are left sore and sorry! I'd like to know <br />
now which is the crazier, he who is crazy because he cannot help it, or he who turns <br />
crazy of his own free will?" <br />
<br />
To which Sanson replied, "<strong>The</strong> difference between the two lies in this: that he who <br />
cannot help being crazy will always be so, whereas the one who is crazy by choice <br />
can leave off being crazy whenever he likes." <br />
<br />
"In that case," said Tomé Cecial, "I was a madman of my own free will when I <br />
volunteered to become your squire, and now, of my own free will, I'll leave off being <br />
one and go home." <br />
<br />
"That's your affair," returned Sanson, "but to suppose that I am going home until I <br />
have given <strong>Don</strong> <strong>Quixote</strong> a thrashing is absurd; and what will urge me on now is not <br />
any <strong>de</strong>sire to see him recover his wits, but rather a thirst for vengeance, for the sore <br />
pain in my ribs won't let me entertain any more charitable thoughts."