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BUCKAROO BANZAI Starving. But we don't have time. PERFECT TOMMY Just as well. You'd have to wait for your food to digest before you could cross into the 8th dimension, anyway. As they exit, they're engulfed by reporters. Back on the panel, we see the SECRETARY OF DEFENSE step up to shake SENATOR NUNN's hand. SENATOR NUNN Mr. Secretary. It's just as you said. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE I told you, Senator, the man can't be reasoned with. Who knows what they're planning to do with that thing? And the President thinks they're buddies, for chrissake. SENATOR NUNN We should have the Agency take a look at this man's activities. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE They have been for years, believe me. SENATOR NUNN No, I mean a closer look. I want to see everything we have on Banzai. Steps may have to be taken. The Defense Secretary nods knowingly. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE I'll arrange for a briefing. EXT. WYER PROVING GROUNDS - DAY New Jersey continues with the press conference. NEW JERSEY What we discovered during Dr. Banzai's first assault on the dimension barrier, is that extra dimensional travel allows you to cover a vast distance in a matter of minutes. When the original Jet (MORE) CUT TO: 9.
NEW JERSEY (CONT'D) Car entered that mountain it came out the other side of the mountain range, hundreds of miles away, in a matter of seconds. After analyzing the data, it has become apparent that this technology can allow us to travel to China in thirty minutes, to the moon in a few hours, or to, say, Planet Ten in less than a week-- Seated on the panel behind him, PROFESSOR TOICHI HIKITA shakes his head a bit. HIKITA (to himself) That's IF we get the bugs worked out. Bedlam in the press. Reporters start to hurl questions. REPORTER #1 Are you talking about teleportation here? NEW JERSEY No, no, no. Teleportation requires that matter be disassembled at the molecular level, transported, and then reassembled. That kind of thing leaves a lot room for mistakes, trust me. You get a fly or something mixed up in there-- Bad news. (beat) What we're saying is that through the process of extra-dimensional travel we could revolutionize transportation here on earth, and also open up a whole new realm of possibilities in space travel. The only problem is that traveling through the eighth dimension is a bit of a rough ride. And a tad messy. Oh, and there are still some hostile alien Red Lectroids trapped in there, we think. But once these 'environmental' issues are dealt with, we hope that dimensional travel will someday be commonplace. Today's experiment is our first step in achieving that goal-- 10. CUT TO:
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Page 3 and 4: EXT. TEST SITE - DAY SANDRA BANZAI
Page 5 and 6: CLOSE on the RECRUIT'S EYES, wateri
Page 7 and 8: RENO (into go-phone) Tommy, what's
Page 9: SENATOR NUNN Dr. Banzai, I'm afraid
Page 13 and 14: BUCKAROO BANZAI You wanna invite so
Page 15 and 16: EXT. MIT GRADUATION CEREMONY - DAY
Page 17 and 18: AGENT #1 Sir, please take your seat
Page 19 and 20: RAFTERMAN I'm at MIT. President Wid
Page 21 and 22: BUCKAROO BANZAI (CONT'D) your guns
Page 23 and 24: Buckaroo is at the wheel, adjusting
Page 25 and 26: RENO What the hell was that? Was th
Page 27 and 28: PRESIDENT WIDMARK --sometimes life
Page 29 and 30: LO PEP Relax, President Widmark. We
Page 31 and 32: EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY The stoners
Page 33 and 34: TV REPORTER (CONT'D) Irregulars tha
Page 35 and 36: PERFECT TOMMY I used to go to schoo
Page 37 and 38: RAFTERMAN I have. Twenty-two times
Page 39 and 40: BIG NORSE Good, you've got to give
Page 41 and 42: SCOTT It's summer, Mr. Carruthers.
Page 43 and 44: Buckaroo and the others nod, and ma
Page 45 and 46: Agent Roth nods, and proceeds, brin
Page 47 and 48: A slide of the Hong Kong Cavalier's
Page 49 and 50: AGENT ROTH (CONT'D) before joining
Page 51 and 52: Barringer gets up from his chair, g
Page 53 and 54: BUCKAROO Thanks, compadre, but I do
Page 55 and 56: CHIEF OF STAFF (CONT'D) word on who
Page 57 and 58: XAN Excellent. We move on to phase
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INT. BUCKAROO'S QUARTERS - NIGHT Bu
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PERFECT TOMMY Don't I know it. INT.
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Buckaroo presses a series of button
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Buckaroo nods. What?! NEW JERSEY RA
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anicent wild-haired Asian man. He w
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RAWHIDE (CONT'D) of New York, Xan g
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BUCKAROO In which case he knows eve
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Buckaroo thinks for a minute. BUCKA
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PROF. HIKITA There is always a choi
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PERFECT TOMMY HQ authenticates "Cha
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New Jersey puts his hand on Rafterm
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LO PEP Master Xan, what is your bid
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BUCKAROO He must have used the impl
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The villagers below wait in their h
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NEW JERSEY Can the bus handle a tri
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BILLY TRAVERS About 22 minutes, I t
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The three Death Dwarves die and det
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stuff that disappeared in the Bermu
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BUCKAROO I've come for my wife, Xan
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Silence descends upon the valley. T
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Ice Queen swings the bow of the Lev
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INT. DOC'S FIGHTER - SAME Doc's fac
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XAN (CONT'D) Where are your friends
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The entire throne room is a bedlam
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ANGLE ON THE HONG KONG CAVALIERS Ne
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EXT. SKIES OVER XAN'S FORTRESS - DA
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NEW JERSEY (CONT'D) (to Entropy) So
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PERFECT TOMMY Hey, IQ. Good to see
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He slides the ring onto her empty f
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