Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline
Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline
Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline
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TECHNICIAN #1<br />
HB88, begin primary systems check.<br />
EXT. PRESS PLATFORM - DAY<br />
New Jersey is wrapping up his presentation.<br />
NEW JERSEY<br />
The launch will commence in a few<br />
minutes. For security reasons,<br />
we've been unable to disclose <strong>the</strong><br />
actual nature of this experiment<br />
until now.<br />
(beat)<br />
As you may have guessed, Dr. <strong>Banzai</strong><br />
will be attempting to break <strong>the</strong><br />
dimension barrier. However, instead<br />
of passing through a mountain, our<br />
goal today is far more ambitious.<br />
He will penetrate <strong>the</strong> surface of<br />
<strong>the</strong> earth here in New Jersey and<br />
travel through <strong>the</strong> planet itself,<br />
to resurface at <strong>the</strong> Jet Propulsion<br />
Laboratory outside Los Angeles,<br />
California. We calculate <strong>the</strong> entire<br />
trip should take about eight<br />
minutes.<br />
Pandemonium in <strong>the</strong> press as <strong>the</strong>y convey this information in a<br />
dozen languages to <strong>the</strong> rest of <strong>the</strong> world.<br />
PECOS finishes talking into her go-phone and switches it off.<br />
She steps up to whisper in New Jersey's ear. He smiles.<br />
NEW JERSEY<br />
And if all goes well, he's going to<br />
turn around and come right back.<br />
He's got a dinner date.<br />
CLOSE UP on PENNY smiling to herself.<br />
INT. DORM ROOM - MIT - DAY<br />
CUT TO:<br />
Rafterman watches <strong>the</strong> Jet Car test coverage intently, as <strong>the</strong><br />
reporter repeats <strong>Buckaroo</strong>'s intentions.<br />
RAFTERMAN<br />
<strong>Buckaroo</strong>, my man, sometimes I think<br />
you've got an Evel Keneval complex.<br />
(looking at watch)<br />
Damn!<br />
He digs a videotape out of one of <strong>the</strong> boxes and fumbles it<br />
into <strong>the</strong> VCR, hits Record, <strong>the</strong>n sprints out of <strong>the</strong> room to<br />
13.