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TECHNICIAN #1<br />

HB88, begin primary systems check.<br />

EXT. PRESS PLATFORM - DAY<br />

New Jersey is wrapping up his presentation.<br />

NEW JERSEY<br />

The launch will commence in a few<br />

minutes. For security reasons,<br />

we've been unable to disclose <strong>the</strong><br />

actual nature of this experiment<br />

until now.<br />

(beat)<br />

As you may have guessed, Dr. <strong>Banzai</strong><br />

will be attempting to break <strong>the</strong><br />

dimension barrier. However, instead<br />

of passing through a mountain, our<br />

goal today is far more ambitious.<br />

He will penetrate <strong>the</strong> surface of<br />

<strong>the</strong> earth here in New Jersey and<br />

travel through <strong>the</strong> planet itself,<br />

to resurface at <strong>the</strong> Jet Propulsion<br />

Laboratory outside Los Angeles,<br />

California. We calculate <strong>the</strong> entire<br />

trip should take about eight<br />

minutes.<br />

Pandemonium in <strong>the</strong> press as <strong>the</strong>y convey this information in a<br />

dozen languages to <strong>the</strong> rest of <strong>the</strong> world.<br />

PECOS finishes talking into her go-phone and switches it off.<br />

She steps up to whisper in New Jersey's ear. He smiles.<br />

NEW JERSEY<br />

And if all goes well, he's going to<br />

turn around and come right back.<br />

He's got a dinner date.<br />

CLOSE UP on PENNY smiling to herself.<br />

INT. DORM ROOM - MIT - DAY<br />

CUT TO:<br />

Rafterman watches <strong>the</strong> Jet Car test coverage intently, as <strong>the</strong><br />

reporter repeats <strong>Buckaroo</strong>'s intentions.<br />

RAFTERMAN<br />

<strong>Buckaroo</strong>, my man, sometimes I think<br />

you've got an Evel Keneval complex.<br />

(looking at watch)<br />

Damn!<br />

He digs a videotape out of one of <strong>the</strong> boxes and fumbles it<br />

into <strong>the</strong> VCR, hits Record, <strong>the</strong>n sprints out of <strong>the</strong> room to<br />

13.

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