Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline

PRESIDENT WIDMARK
Lower your weapons, these men are
all right!
Several agents grab the President and start carrying him
away.
AGENT #3
Uh, sorry we lost you there, Mr.
President. Are you all right?
PRESIDENT
I'm fine, boys. I took shrapnel in
Korea. I'm not a sissy. Put me
down!
Several Secret Service Agents jam him into the back of
another limo and he is spirited away.
AGENT #4
(into walkie-talkie)
Seal the whole campus. Seal it! No
one gets in or out!
EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY
The Limo carrying Lo Pep and his men pulls into a deserted
campus parking lot, avoiding several police cars and
roadblocks by doing so.
TWO STONERS sit under some dorm steps sharing a joint. They
watch as the limo pulls up in front of them.
JAY
Holy shit, Check it out! It's the
president's ride! Noonch.
Silent Bob reacts. They both watch as the limousine rolls to
a stop in the center of the empty parking lot.
INT. LIMO - DAY
Lo Pep checks some strange graphs on a computer monitor. The
other men fasten their seat belts. Lo Pep looks up at the
driver, who glances back at him in the rear view mirror.
In the mirror we see that he's a RED LECTROID in disguise.
LO PEP
John Howling Mouse, engage all
systems, overthruster enabled.
Disable facade.
29.
John Howling Mouse nods, then presses several switches on the
elaborate dashboard console.