Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline

RAFTERMAN
The Blue Blaze Irregulars are not a
"fan club." We're a highly trained
paramilitary organization comprised
of patriotic men and women devoted
to battling man's inhumanity in
every corner of the globe. On call
24-7-365, to do the jobs no one
else can do.
OZMA
(nods toward Buckaroo)
Helping him to help us.
PINBACK
Treat us good, we'll treat you
better. Treat us bad, we'll treat
you worse.
BUCKAROO BANZAI
Couldn't have said it better
myself.
The agents flip their notebooks closed and shake their heads.
RENO
Gentleman, if you don't have any
further questions, we've got a lot
of work to do. If you need anything
else, you know where to contact us.
Reno opens the door for them, and the Agents exit.
Perfect Tommy has discovered the Buckaroo Banzai video game
and is already working toward the high score. New Jersey
studies a poster of himself on the wall.
NEW JERSEY
Hey! That's a poster of me! I
didn't even know they made posters
of me!
OZMA
That's mine. Just bought it. My
name is Ozma. I loved your
interview in this month's GQ.
NEW JERSEY
Gee. Thanks.
Perfect Tommy rolls his eyes and then focuses back on the
game. Pinback has moved over to watch Perfect Tommy play,
concerned about his high score being beaten.
33.