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AGENT #1 How can I help you? RAFTERMAN I saw some men dressed as Secret Service, armed, down near the platform there. Two of them had ponytails tucked into their collars. So? AGENT #1 RAFTERMAN Well, you G-men don't have ponytails, do you? So there's a bunch of armed men dressed like Secret Service agents down there, and the President is getting on stage in a second. Do the math. AGENT #1 I'm sure you're mistaken, son. Please take your seat. We've got the area covered, trust me. Enjoy your graduation ceremony. RAFTERMAN Did you hear me, Brainiac? Okay, I'm going to reach for my ID. The Secret Service agent eyes him as he pulls out his wallet and flips it open to display a picture ID. It reads: BLUE BLAZE IRREGULAR IDENTIFICATION NAME: RAFTERMAN BBI#: 32972 BETA SECURITY CLEARANCE The agent glances at it, then looks up at Rafterman. AGENT #1 Did you get that out of a box of Honeycombs? RAFTERMAN Its real, I assure you. AGENT #1 That's wonderful. I watch the Blaze Blue Regular cartoon all the time. You guys are great. RAFTERMAN Blue Blaze Irregular... 15.
AGENT #1 Sir, please take your seat. I have a job to do. RAFTERMAN Then why don't you do it? Rafterman spins on his heel and heads after the group of "agents." He scans the area and doesn't spot them. Over his shoulder he hears a strange tongue (Burmese) being spoken. He turns slightly and sees one of the pseudo-Agents talking into a microphone at his wrist. Rafterman watches closely as the pseudo-agent walk away - PART OF HIS RIGHT EAR IS MISSING - scarred as though it were sliced off long ago. RAFTERMAN Oh my god. He forces his way to the edge of the crowd and then sprints off across the quad. He runs to one the science department buildings, leaps down a flight of steps, and runs through a basement entrance. INT. BLUE BLAZE IRREGULAR HQ - MIT CHAPTER - DAY A mess. There's lab and radio equipment strewn everywhere. Banzai posters and Hong Kong Cavalier albums cover the walls. It looks more like a clubhouse than anything else. A BUCKAROO BANZAI ARCADE GAME and a coke machine stand against one wall. Sitting in a lazy boy, reading a Buckaroo Banzai Comic book (Issue #23 - The Strange Case of Mister Cigars) is PINBACK, a disheveled young fellow in a leather Team Banzai jacket. He's half-reading and half-watching the Jet Car coverage on TV. REPORTER (on TV) --the preliminary flight checks are finished and that the launch will commence any moment now. The door to the room, which bears the Blue Blaze Irregular Crest, bursts inward and Rafterman runs in, out of breath. PINBACK (around a mouthful of Doritoes) Hey Rafterman. Shouldn't you be graduating right now? I coulda taped the Jet Car run for you-- 16. Ignoring him, Rafterman sprints over to a small BLUE PHONE- BOX mounted on the wall. It bears the BB symbol. Rafterman
Page 1 and 2: Buckaroo Banzai Against the World C
Page 3 and 4: EXT. TEST SITE - DAY SANDRA BANZAI
Page 5 and 6: CLOSE on the RECRUIT'S EYES, wateri
Page 7 and 8: RENO (into go-phone) Tommy, what's
Page 9 and 10: SENATOR NUNN Dr. Banzai, I'm afraid
Page 11 and 12: NEW JERSEY (CONT'D) Car entered tha
Page 13 and 14: BUCKAROO BANZAI You wanna invite so
Page 15: EXT. MIT GRADUATION CEREMONY - DAY
Page 19 and 20: RAFTERMAN I'm at MIT. President Wid
Page 21 and 22: BUCKAROO BANZAI (CONT'D) your guns
Page 23 and 24: Buckaroo is at the wheel, adjusting
Page 25 and 26: RENO What the hell was that? Was th
Page 27 and 28: PRESIDENT WIDMARK --sometimes life
Page 29 and 30: LO PEP Relax, President Widmark. We
Page 31 and 32: EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY The stoners
Page 33 and 34: TV REPORTER (CONT'D) Irregulars tha
Page 35 and 36: PERFECT TOMMY I used to go to schoo
Page 37 and 38: RAFTERMAN I have. Twenty-two times
Page 39 and 40: BIG NORSE Good, you've got to give
Page 41 and 42: SCOTT It's summer, Mr. Carruthers.
Page 43 and 44: Buckaroo and the others nod, and ma
Page 45 and 46: Agent Roth nods, and proceeds, brin
Page 47 and 48: A slide of the Hong Kong Cavalier's
Page 49 and 50: AGENT ROTH (CONT'D) before joining
Page 51 and 52: Barringer gets up from his chair, g
Page 53 and 54: BUCKAROO Thanks, compadre, but I do
Page 55 and 56: CHIEF OF STAFF (CONT'D) word on who
Page 57 and 58: XAN Excellent. We move on to phase
Page 59 and 60: JACK BURTON (CONT'D) get sidetracke
Page 61 and 62: INT. BUCKAROO'S QUARTERS - NIGHT Bu
Page 63 and 64: PERFECT TOMMY Don't I know it. INT.
Page 65 and 66: Buckaroo presses a series of button
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Buckaroo nods. What?! NEW JERSEY RA
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anicent wild-haired Asian man. He w
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RAWHIDE (CONT'D) of New York, Xan g
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BUCKAROO In which case he knows eve
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Buckaroo thinks for a minute. BUCKA
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PROF. HIKITA There is always a choi
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PERFECT TOMMY HQ authenticates "Cha
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New Jersey puts his hand on Rafterm
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LO PEP Master Xan, what is your bid
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BUCKAROO He must have used the impl
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The villagers below wait in their h
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NEW JERSEY Can the bus handle a tri
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BILLY TRAVERS About 22 minutes, I t
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The three Death Dwarves die and det
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stuff that disappeared in the Bermu
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BUCKAROO I've come for my wife, Xan
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Silence descends upon the valley. T
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Ice Queen swings the bow of the Lev
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INT. DOC'S FIGHTER - SAME Doc's fac
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XAN (CONT'D) Where are your friends
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The entire throne room is a bedlam
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ANGLE ON THE HONG KONG CAVALIERS Ne
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EXT. SKIES OVER XAN'S FORTRESS - DA
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NEW JERSEY (CONT'D) (to Entropy) So
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PERFECT TOMMY Hey, IQ. Good to see
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He slides the ring onto her empty f
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