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HANOI XAN
Go to Banzai's little clubhouse.
I'll give you further instructions
once you arrive.
LO PEP
Say the word, Master Xan, and I
will bring you Banzai's head, and
the hearts of his men, all in
little boxes.
HANOI XAN
No, Lo Pep. The joy of driving a
dagger through Banzai's heart shall
be mine. I will send him to the
grave with his parents. We will
bring him here, into my lair, and
here he will suffer as no man in a
century has suffered!
LO PEP
Yes, Master Xan.
The viewscreen goes dark and then retracts.
Slowly, Xan leans forward from the shadows, and his
surprisingly handsome face becomes partially illuminated. He
reaches up to touch a LONG SCAR that runs the length of the
right side of his face.
Banzai.
EXT. MIT QUAD - DAY
HANOI XAN
The quad is crawling with police and FBI agents. Beyond the
barricade, a TV REPORTER does a live broadcast.
TV REPORTER
-an incredible series of events at
MIT today. Shots rang out during
the President's farewell speech to
the MIT graduates, but the
President escaped uninjured. He
has, however, been taken to Walter
Reed Hospital for observation. The
source of the gunshots has not yet
been determined. And to add to the
chaos, Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong
Kong Cavaliers arrived on the scene
via the 8th dimension just moments
before the shooting after receiving
word from local Blue Blaze
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