Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline
Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline
Buckaroo_Banzai_Against_the_World_Crime_League-Ernest_Cline
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
AGENT ROTH<br />
A loose cannon with overwhelming<br />
public support. Our studies show<br />
that if this man ran for president<br />
he would win by a huge landslide,<br />
even if Jesus Christ himself came<br />
down from heaven and ran against<br />
him.<br />
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE<br />
Is that based on hard data?<br />
AGENT ROTH<br />
Hard as granite, Mr. Secretary. Any<br />
public move against <strong>Banzai</strong> would be<br />
political suicide for whoever was<br />
involved.<br />
SENATOR NUNN<br />
Well, <strong>the</strong> man is not ntouchable for<br />
god's sake. His parents and wife<br />
were killed.<br />
A voice from <strong>the</strong> back of <strong>the</strong> room, a GENERAL BARRINGER, from<br />
Texas:<br />
GENERAL BARRINGER<br />
Maybe you could dig <strong>the</strong>m up and<br />
kill <strong>the</strong>m again, and cause this<br />
great man some more grief.<br />
(beat)<br />
You men sicken me. This man has<br />
devoted his life to helping o<strong>the</strong>rs,<br />
and you sit here plotting against<br />
him. Why? Because he won't give you<br />
his invention and make <strong>the</strong> same<br />
mistake that Oppenheimer did? Give<br />
unspeakable power to men who will<br />
do unspeakable things with it... ?<br />
SENATOR NUNN<br />
General, surely you must see <strong>the</strong><br />
danger <strong>Banzai</strong> represents--<br />
GENERAL BARRINGER<br />
No, I don't. Myself, I sleep better<br />
at night knowing those boys are out<br />
<strong>the</strong>re-- I won't be a party to this.<br />
And you all know that he has a far<br />
more dangerous enemy in Hanoi Xan<br />
than you piss-ants represent. That<br />
monster wants exactly what you<br />
want, to be rid of Dr. <strong>Banzai</strong>. What<br />
does that tell you about <strong>the</strong><br />
morality of your intentions? To<br />
hell with <strong>the</strong> lot of you!<br />
49.