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BUCKAROO BANZAI (CONT'D)<br />
for about five minutes today, with<br />
Xan's men in <strong>the</strong> vicinity.<br />
Rawhide repeats <strong>Buckaroo</strong>'s instructions into <strong>the</strong> blue phone.<br />
<strong>Buckaroo</strong> turns to Rafterman, who, it seems, is having <strong>the</strong><br />
time of his life.<br />
BUCKAROO<br />
You handled yourself well today, in<br />
all respects, Mr. Beaver- I mean,<br />
Rafterman.<br />
RAFTERMAN<br />
Thank you, Dr. <strong>Banzai</strong>. That means a<br />
lot coming from you. I wish I could<br />
have notified you sooner. I<br />
would've loved to mix it up with<br />
Xan's Bravos.<br />
BUCKAROO<br />
So, you graduated today, eh? What<br />
is your field of study?<br />
RAFTERMAN<br />
Well, my degree is in <strong>the</strong>oretical<br />
Quantum mechanics. I did my <strong>the</strong>sis<br />
on <strong>the</strong> <strong>the</strong>ory your grandfa<strong>the</strong>r and<br />
mo<strong>the</strong>r's developed - "Negative Mass<br />
Propulsion Theory and it's Relation<br />
to Gravity" by Edward McKay<br />
Willoughby and Dr. Sandra<br />
Willoughby-<strong>Banzai</strong>. Got an B.<br />
BUCKAROO<br />
Did you deserve a B?<br />
RAFTERMAN<br />
I deserved a D. I wrote <strong>the</strong> paper<br />
<strong>the</strong> night before it was due. I love<br />
physics, but my passion is<br />
conventional and chemical weapons<br />
design and disarmament. It eats up<br />
a lot of my homework time.<br />
BUCKAROO<br />
What are your plans after<br />
graduation?<br />
RAFTERMAN<br />
I was thinking about working for<br />
<strong>the</strong> FBI's bomb squad, but I doubt<br />
my grades are good enough.<br />
BUCKAROO BANZAI<br />
Why haven't you applied for an<br />
internship at <strong>the</strong> Institute?<br />
35.