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BUCKAROO BANZAI (CONT'D)<br />

for about five minutes today, with<br />

Xan's men in <strong>the</strong> vicinity.<br />

Rawhide repeats <strong>Buckaroo</strong>'s instructions into <strong>the</strong> blue phone.<br />

<strong>Buckaroo</strong> turns to Rafterman, who, it seems, is having <strong>the</strong><br />

time of his life.<br />

BUCKAROO<br />

You handled yourself well today, in<br />

all respects, Mr. Beaver- I mean,<br />

Rafterman.<br />

RAFTERMAN<br />

Thank you, Dr. <strong>Banzai</strong>. That means a<br />

lot coming from you. I wish I could<br />

have notified you sooner. I<br />

would've loved to mix it up with<br />

Xan's Bravos.<br />

BUCKAROO<br />

So, you graduated today, eh? What<br />

is your field of study?<br />

RAFTERMAN<br />

Well, my degree is in <strong>the</strong>oretical<br />

Quantum mechanics. I did my <strong>the</strong>sis<br />

on <strong>the</strong> <strong>the</strong>ory your grandfa<strong>the</strong>r and<br />

mo<strong>the</strong>r's developed - "Negative Mass<br />

Propulsion Theory and it's Relation<br />

to Gravity" by Edward McKay<br />

Willoughby and Dr. Sandra<br />

Willoughby-<strong>Banzai</strong>. Got an B.<br />

BUCKAROO<br />

Did you deserve a B?<br />

RAFTERMAN<br />

I deserved a D. I wrote <strong>the</strong> paper<br />

<strong>the</strong> night before it was due. I love<br />

physics, but my passion is<br />

conventional and chemical weapons<br />

design and disarmament. It eats up<br />

a lot of my homework time.<br />

BUCKAROO<br />

What are your plans after<br />

graduation?<br />

RAFTERMAN<br />

I was thinking about working for<br />

<strong>the</strong> FBI's bomb squad, but I doubt<br />

my grades are good enough.<br />

BUCKAROO BANZAI<br />

Why haven't you applied for an<br />

internship at <strong>the</strong> Institute?<br />

35.

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