4 (french) Werber, Bernard

sobbed louder than ever in adding to anchovies. Even my
brother Conrad was unable to raise the height of my tears.
Arriving at the cemetery of Pere-Lachaise, I added in
addition to the menu of my tears broccoli and brains raw
lamb. Berk. I almost fainted with disgust. In the small crowd,
someone whispered, “I did not know Michael was so tied to
Uncle Norbert. “My mother noticed that the fact was all the
more surprising that I had, in a word, never met.
Nevertheless, I discovered the recipe for successful burial:
spinach branches, anchovies, broccoli and lamb brains.
Memorable day it was because, in addition, I met
for the first time Razorbak Raoul.
We were gathered at the grave of my late uncle
Norbert when I noticed a little further what
first appeared to me like a vulture sitting on a sepulcher
ture. It was not a bird of prey. It was Raoul.
Taking advantage of a moment of inattention - after all I
provided my quota of tears - I went to the dark