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examining the projections of each couple. SOUL (sighing):<br />

Okay, forward for the divorced scabby.<br />

Archangel JUDGE MICHAEL: I maintain that it is a good<br />

choice. In nine months, if you wish, you will then<br />

reincarnated in the family Chirouble.<br />

Archangel JUDGE GABRIEL: Now for the pro<br />

health problems. Also, you can choose. With your - 230<br />

points, you must take two in the list follows: rheumatic<br />

paralyzing stomach ulcer, perpetual toothache, facial<br />

neuralgia, chronic crises nerves incessant myopia near<br />

blindness, deafness, exotropia, esotropia, bad breath<br />

permanent, psoriasis, constipation, Alzheimer’s disease,<br />

paralysis of the left leg, stuttering, chronic bronchitis,<br />

asthma.<br />

SOUL: Uh … Archangel JUDGE GABRIEL: Hurry up, if I<br />

decide for you. There are people waiting behind you!<br />

SOUL: So, at random: ulcers and asthma. Archangel<br />

JUDGE GABRIEL (noting): Not bad. Gentleman is<br />

connoisseur. SOUL: It’s that in my previous life, I have<br />

suffered chronic bronchitis and toothache perpetual. It was<br />

unbearable. Much change. Archangel JUDGE GABRIEL:<br />

Another small step. You want to be reborn as a man or<br />

woman? SOUL: What’s the difference? Archangel JUDGE

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