Common Sense 101 - Engineering - December 16, 2012 Edition
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29. Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers<br />
hat happens if you lose something? Are you a finder … or a loser?<br />
It can be as large a thing as a car. Remember the Seinfeld episode “The Parking Garage”, where<br />
Jerry, Kramer, George and Elaine all get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they<br />
had parked?<br />
As for the TV remote, when (not if, but when) it gets lost, you’re going to need an eight-step process to<br />
find it—see http://tinyurl.com/8xymgfe. And even then, as they say there,<br />
… You won't always find your remote the first time looking, but just repeat the procedure until you find it.<br />
If you regularly lose the remote, consider buying a remote control holder and keeping it in there. Alternatively,<br />
you could just apply a velcro strip to the back of the remote and attach the matching ‘opposite’<br />
velcro strip to the TV and keep the remote firmly attached to the velcro strip on the TV when not in use.<br />
Another good idea is to apply a strip of dayglow tape to the remote to make it more visible. It may also<br />
help if you buy a cheap ‘universal remote control’—a device which can operate most television brands—<br />
and keep it in a safe place as a backup. Did you throw it out with the newspaper? Check the recycling<br />
bin! Consider sewing/buying a remote holder for your couch arm to prevent this form happening again.<br />
Gawd! Can’t they incorporate something into everything which enables you to find it if it gets lost?<br />
These days, how hard can it be?<br />
Better still, there are ways to make sure that things don’t get lost. When I was a kid at school (hey, kids<br />
lose things all the time, right?) I had to have the keys to my bicycle and desk attached to a keychain which<br />
was in turn attached to my pants. That way they never got lost. (Sometimes, in fact, I wonder why adults<br />
don’t do the same thing. The other day I had guests over for dinner, and after they left to go back home I<br />
found their house keys in my kitchen, obviously left there by mistake. Luckily for them they had relatives<br />
still partying at my house who were going their way later, so they got their keys … eventually. And luckily for<br />
them also, it wasn’t a cold night. But bummer. Why do we put up with such things even being possible?)<br />
The thing of it is, with modern technology the “keychain” doesn’t have to be physical. Everything that<br />
can get lost should have a wireless connection to a “Finder”, the button of which when pressed will cause<br />
the lost article to start beeping. We already have such a system for cordless phones, so why not for cell<br />
phones—and in fact for everything that can get lost, even your keys and wallet and TV remote?<br />
By the way, the argument against it being available for cell phones is that you can always call your own<br />
number, and your cell phone will ring and let you know where it is. I just don’t understand why people can’t<br />
see the stupidity of this argument. For one thing, suppose you had turned the ringer of your cell phone off—<br />
like if you had been to a movie—and then forgot to turn it back on again. Worse still, what if the cell phone’s<br />
out of battery power. There ought to be another battery in the cell phone,—something small, like a battery<br />
of a wristwatch—which only activates the beeper. It should not be used for anything else, so it won’t run<br />
down: at least not any time soon. It also won’t take up too much space, and won’t cost more than a few<br />
bucks: which, for a cell phone which, if lost, would set you back hundreds of dollars, is a very good<br />
investment. You might want to consider putting such a thing into your wallet also.<br />
But things can get much more than lost—they can get stolen. We’ll discuss that in the next chapter.<br />
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