<strong>Common</strong> <strong>Sense</strong> <strong>101</strong>: <strong>Engineering</strong> Rodin could make even a lump of clay look sexy. “The Age of Bronze”—not that this copy is actually made of bronze. The original, however, was also made of plaster. It was so lifelike that an article in “L'Etoile belge” claimed that it had been cast from a live model. No, it wasn’t. This one is located in the " National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C. Photo by “AgnosticPreachersKid”, Wikimedia <strong>Common</strong>s. Page 60
J 30. It’s a Steal ust about everything can be stolen: a fact well known to—well—thieves. So why aren’t engineers making an effort to address this problem? Obviously I’m not talking about things that are too cheap to be worth stealing, let alone worth bothering to recover if stolen. But anything that retails for more than, say 50 bucks is surely a candidate for an RFID chip imbedded into it which would uniquely identify it. What would be so hard in embedding such a chip into, say, every laptop, tablet and cell phone? In fact, with anything retailing for more than a few hundred bucks we could go even farther, and have the chip periodically send out a signal saying “I’m stolen!” (or something like that), or else stop the gadget from working unless it’s in the proximity of another item the owner always carries, and with which it must be in constant RFID contact. So if a fence tries to sell the stolen item, it either wouldn’t work, or it would drive the buyer mad with its incessant whining. That would be huge disincentive against people stealing it. When it comes to things that are much more expensive, such as vehicles—cars, trucks, motorbikes, boats, aircraft and the like—in which each part can be worth a few hundred bucks or more, we could implement an even better strategy. We could have a computer chip embedded in each part, like in modern credit cards; and the vehicle’s Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) could be encoded into each chip. Each chip could even have GPS trackability, which the owner could activate remotely via cell-phone or—in the near future—via satellite. At start-up, the vehicle’s drive-by-wire computer would check every chip in every part of the vehicle to see whether the VIN encoded into all the chips matches the vehicle’s own VIN; and if any part doesn’t have a chip—or if there is a part whose chip doesn’t have the correct VIN encoded into it —the computer would simply not allow the vehicle to start. So it would become pointless for a thief to steal the vehicle for its parts: if stolen, they could never be used. To prevent thieves from manufacturing their own chips and installing them into stolen parts, each chip could be encoded by the manufacturer with a secret “Chip Identification Number”—let’s call it a “CIN”—which would not be the same as the car’s VIN, and which the vehicle’s computer would also be required to recognise in order to allow the vehicle to be started. If the entire vehicle were stolen, the customer could, with the help of a password known only to himself or herself, activate the GPS tracking devices embedded into the chips, so as to easily and rapidly locate the vehicle, and contact the police with its location. (The police wouldn’t know the owner’s GPS password, of course, in order to safeguard the owner's privacy.) If a vehicle needs a new part or parts, the dealer selling the part(s) would encode the chip in the part being sold with the VIN of the vehicle into which it is intended to be fitted, using a PIN (Personal Identification Number) known only to the dealer; and at the first re-starting of the vehicle with the new part in it, the owner would be required to activate this new part’s chip using his or her own separate PIN, known only to him or her. Then the part would have the vehicle’s VIN permanently and irreversibly encoded into its chip. As a result, it would be next to impossible for a thief to install new parts into a stolen vehicle: he’d have to know both the dealer’s PIN the owner’s as well, and it’s highly unlikely that he’d know both. As a result, a strong deterrent against being stolen would be built into every vehicle, since thieves couldn’t realistically hope to get away with it often enough to make it profitable. Sure it would cost a few hundred dollars—maybe even more—to install the chips and GPS, but since pretty much all vehicles are insured, their insurance rates would most likely go down sufficiently to make it cost-effective all the same. In medieval times books were all handwritten, and therefore hugely expensive: so they were chained down in libraries to prevent them being stolen. Today we have much better technology: we can make our expensive stuff incapable of being used if stolen, and easy to find when stolen! Page 61
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