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friday funnies by Tuck
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked
as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the
airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta
drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can
drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning
Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven. "How iss you feelin
dis mornin?" Sven inquires.
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no
hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no
hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No..."
"Vell, DON'T," Sven warned, "'cause I'm in
Milvaukee!"
Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong
with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."
Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"
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A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for
ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a
wet suit and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes
up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been since
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Then she asks. "How long has it been since you had
a whiskey?"
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her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of
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Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs
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