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Volume 13, Number 211 Friday, September 28, 2007<br />
Community-minded<br />
The Tampico Boys 4-H club spent<br />
a sunny Sunday afternoon painting,<br />
trimming, weeding and repairing the<br />
Gazebo at the Cowbelle Park in <strong>Glasgow</strong>.<br />
Members applied for and received a<br />
<strong>Montana</strong> 4-H Foundation People Partner's<br />
Grant to make the needed repairs and to<br />
stain the fence, picnic tables and to work<br />
on the prevention of weeds in the park.<br />
Both of the rails have been broken off the<br />
ramp leading up to the Gazebo, but the<br />
club decided not to replace them for fear<br />
they would be broken off again. Instead,<br />
they removed the exposed screws and<br />
stained the ramp.<br />
Members of all ages participated in this<br />
project from the youngest with a stain<br />
brush in his hand to the older members<br />
arming themselves with power tools.<br />
Brands were repainted on the benches,<br />
boards replaced on the picnic tables, and<br />
fences stained. Dead shrubs and trees<br />
were removed, and healthy trees were<br />
pruned. Next spring our community can<br />
look forward to driving by the park and<br />
seeing perennials blooming and new rails<br />
replacing those weathered by the winter.<br />
At left: Stuart Law, Mick Reyling, Cordell Younkin & Taylor<br />
Markle. Above: Jolynn Reyling, CordellYounkin, Cache Younkin<br />
& Brett Schindler. Below: Karl Molvig & Chase Younkin.
No Reservations<br />
Director: Scott Hicks<br />
Screenplay: Carol Fuchs<br />
Cast: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Aaron Eckhart,<br />
Abigail Breslin, Patricia Clarkson, Jenny<br />
Wade. Lily Rabe, Eric Silver. Bob Balaban<br />
Rated: PG for some sensuality and language.<br />
1 aster chef Kate Armstrong (Catherine Zeta-Jones) lives her life like she<br />
runs her kitchen at a trendy Manhattan eatery<br />
- with a non-nonsense intensity that both<br />
captivates and intimidates everone around<br />
hec Kate's perfectionist nature 1s put to the<br />
test when she "inherits her 9-year-old niece<br />
Zoe (Abiga~l Breslin), while contending with a<br />
brash new sous-chef who joins her staff. Highspir~ted<br />
and freewheeling, Nick Palmer (Aaron<br />
Eckhart) couldn't be more different from Kate,<br />
yet the chemistry between them is undeniable.<br />
Rivalry becomes romance, but Kate will have t<br />
learn to express herself beynd the realm of her<br />
kitchen if she wants to connect with Zoe and<br />
find tnjn hanninpzz with Nirk<br />
I THE<br />
BOURNE<br />
! ULTIMATUM<br />
Director: Paul Greengrass<br />
Screenplay: Tony Gilroy<br />
Cast: Matt Damon, Julia Stiles,<br />
Joan Allen, David Strathairn. Paddy<br />
Considine<br />
( Rated PG-13 for violence and intense<br />
All he wanted was to disappear: Instead, ~ a& In Bourne (Matt Damon) is<br />
now hunted by the people who made him v vhat he is. Having lost his I<br />
memory and the one person he loved, he is<br />
undeterred by the barrage of bullets anda new<br />
generation of highly-trained killers. Bourne has<br />
only one objective: to go back to the beginning<br />
and find out who he was. Now, in the new<br />
chapter of this espionage series, Bourne will<br />
hunt down his past m order to find a future.<br />
He must revel from Moscow, Paris and London<br />
to Tangier and New York City as he continues<br />
his quest to find the real Jason Bourne - all<br />
the while trying to outmaneuver the scores of<br />
cops, federal officers and interpol agents with<br />
him in their crmshairs<br />
YouTh<br />
B-Gnc Tern<br />
Bantam: Grades K-5th<br />
Middle: Grades 6tli-8th<br />
High School: 9th- 12th<br />
League begins on<br />
Saturday, Oct. 6th<br />
CALL Donna at 228-2523 01.<br />
El Cor Del at 228-2393.<br />
[john<br />
i e cafe /<br />
Chicken Noodle Soup<br />
Baked am w/ oms<br />
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FARMER'S MARKET: Tomatoes,<br />
carrots, onions, potatoes, buttercup<br />
squash, pumpkins. & more. Fresh<br />
baked goods, jams, jellies. &canned<br />
goods. WIC vouchers expire soon!<br />
SAT. SEPT 29.8AM- ?, RED ROCK<br />
PLAZA.<br />
.:. .:. .:..>.:.<br />
GARAGE SALE: Kitchen tables.<br />
household items, kids & adult clothes,<br />
kids stuff, knick knacks. SAT. SEPT.<br />
29, 9 AM- 12 PM, 425 8TH ST. N.<br />
.:..>.:..>.:.<br />
GARAGE SALE: Bumper pull<br />
6'x18' fully enclosed tandem axel<br />
horse trailer - used as a shop trailer.<br />
Heatalator type fireplace wJblower,<br />
glas doors & chimney pipe, lots of<br />
size 8x10 clothes, baby clothes,<br />
household items, twin metal bed,<br />
vintage sheet music & _m_ more.<br />
SAT. SEPT 29, 9 AM- ?, 313 4TH<br />
AVE S - 367-5455.<br />
.:..'.'. .... 1'..'.<br />
GARAGE SALE: Furniture, exercise<br />
eeuioment, clothes, newer JVC<br />
video camera. everything in excellent<br />
shape. No early birds! SAT. SEPT. 29,<br />
9 AM- 2 PM, 96 BONNIE STREET.<br />
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GARAGE SALE: Lighted display<br />
case, ink jet pr~nter, Chr~stmas tree<br />
& items, snowmobile suites, ice<br />
skates, women's falllwinter clothing<br />
and shoes, many new, storm/screen<br />
windows, magazines, & much more.<br />
SAT. SEPT. 29, 9 AM- ? 720 4TH<br />
AVE. SO.<br />
.:..:.:..:. .><br />
MULTI-PARTY GARAGE SALE:<br />
SATURDAY, SEPT. 29, 8:30 AM- 12<br />
NOON, AT NEMONT MANOR.<br />
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LOOKING TO BABYSIT: Two or<br />
three more ch~ldren ~n my home<br />
durlng the work week VERY REA-<br />
SONABLE RATES1 PLEASE CALL<br />
JESSICA AT 228-9271<br />
NOW HIRING: Morning cook positions<br />
at $81hr and delivery positionsday<br />
& evenlngs at $9/hr-MUST be<br />
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FOR ANGIE.<br />
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COOK WANTED: Full or part-time<br />
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pay at $8.50hr., flexible work hours.<br />
CALL 746-3441 OR 746-3391.<br />
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POSITION OPENING: Front Desk<br />
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or 2 part-time positions. Starting at<br />
$7.50 -$8.50 DOE. Many benefits<br />
available. CONTACT ROB AT THE<br />
COlTON WOOD, 228-8213.<br />
.:.:..:. .>.:.<br />
HELP WANTED: JODY'S CONOCO<br />
is taking applications for a part-time<br />
position, 2 shiftslweek, starting wage<br />
is $7.50/hr. PLEASE PICK UPAPPLI-<br />
CATION AT JODY'S CONOCO.<br />
.:. .:. .:. .:. .:.<br />
DIRECTV SATELLITE INSTALLERS<br />
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Contract positions also available!<br />
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and number with "MONTANA" in<br />
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net. EOE.<br />
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APARTMENT FOR RENT: Delightful<br />
end unit. Quiet. AVAILABLE NOW!<br />
Large 2 bedroomll.5 bath. AIC. Quality<br />
neighbors. La-undry room. Section<br />
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Corporate computer), supplies, and<br />
total inventory. This is a turn-key<br />
operation and a great investment<br />
for the right person(s). For more<br />
information, CONTACT MIKE AT<br />
228-2902 OR STOP BY AT BLACK<br />
JAX, GLASGOW.<br />
.:. .:. .:..>.:.<br />
FOR SALE: 2003 Crestliner Jet<br />
Boal. Camouflage paint, motor is<br />
40160 Mercury, EZ Load trailer, trolling<br />
motor. CALL 406-230-0086.<br />
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TABLES ARE AVAILABLE for the<br />
NCDA Fall Bazaar & Craft, Nov 10th<br />
at the Nashua Civic Center. Small<br />
table $6.00, large table, $10.00,<br />
CONTACT MONICA AT 746-331 2<br />
DAYS OR 746-3485 EVENINGS.<br />
French Toast String<br />
Cheese Juice or Milk<br />
LUNCH<br />
Chicken Nuggets w/<br />
Sauce Baked Potatoes<br />
Green Beans<br />
Peaches Pull Apart<br />
Bun W/ Marg. Milk
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FWP seeks volunteers for regional<br />
prairie dog implementation group<br />
Fish, Wildlife & Parks is seeking applications to<br />
fill up to 16 positions on a panel being established to<br />
provide input and guidance as W begins implementing<br />
the Region 6 Prairie Dog Distribution and Objectives<br />
Plan.<br />
This Prairie Dog Implementation Committee<br />
(PDIC) will be comprised of interested landowners<br />
or representatives from landowner organizations in<br />
addition to agency personnel from FWP, BLM, DNR<br />
and the U.S. Fish &Wildlife Service and representatives<br />
from other governmental and non-governmental<br />
organizations.<br />
"The function of the committee is to assure that<br />
implementation of the Region 6 Prairie Dog Plan is<br />
done in a coordinated, biological and communitybased<br />
manner," says FWP Region 6 Supervisor Pat<br />
Gunderson. "The priorities of the PDIC are to identify<br />
focus areas for assuring conservation of prairie dogs<br />
and associated species and to help develop strategies<br />
and solutions in response to issues affecting private<br />
landowners. The first task of this committee will be to<br />
begin the process of determining possible locations for<br />
prairie dog complexes."<br />
The Region 6 prairie dog abundance objectives<br />
outlined in the plan call for managing prairie dog<br />
acreage in a range from 30,500 acres to 41,400 acres.<br />
The distribution objectives call for three different types<br />
of prairie dog colonies.<br />
"We're interested in hearing from people who are<br />
interested in prairie dog management and who would<br />
like to get more deeply involved in prairie conservation<br />
issues and conflict resolution," added Gunderson.<br />
"It's important to have a dedicated group to move this<br />
process along. We would like to complete the initial<br />
stages prior to next spring."<br />
Applicants must be committed to attending all<br />
meetings. The initial meeting will be on November<br />
1 and is expected to last about 4 hours. Up to five<br />
additional meetings are planned over the following six<br />
months.<br />
To obtain an application, either call FWP at<br />
228-3700 or write PDIC Application, FWP, 54078<br />
U.S. Highway 2 West, <strong>Glasgow</strong> MT 59230 or email<br />
rrauscher@mt.gov.<br />
Completed applications must be received by FWP<br />
by October 15, 2007. Finalists will be notified by<br />
October 22.<br />
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1 Sibiey dressed and played every minute of the<br />
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Even though water fowl season doesn't open<br />
until Saturday, we had a wild goose chase in Frazer<br />
Thursday.<br />
The Scotty cross country teams were at the Frazer<br />
Invitational yesterday, and while the boys' race went<br />
smooth, the race preceding that did not. Scotty Coach<br />
Rod Karst explained the girls' race dilemma:<br />
"There was a problem with the course run - it<br />
wasn't accurate - so I pulled the girls off of the course<br />
at approximately two miles. The person leading the<br />
race on the four-wheeler took the girls on the wrong<br />
and had them finishing a mile too soon. After<br />
the race officials figured it out, they tried to get the girls<br />
to do another loop, but I wouldn't let my girls do it.<br />
It was an unfortunate event as the girls were running<br />
extremely well, I think we had six or seven in the top<br />
ten."<br />
And, these Scotty girls take their sport personally<br />
and seriously, as Coach Karst added there were a few<br />
tears involved with the major screw-up.<br />
But that's okay as far as the bigger picture is<br />
concernced, as Coach Karst added his girls should<br />
be rested and eager to run at Saturday's Havre<br />
Invitational.<br />
As for the boys, the Scotties had three top ten<br />
runners, including Kyle Loewen's 3rd place effort,<br />
to place a distant second with 48 points behind a<br />
dominating Poplar team which finished with a lowly 19<br />
(individually lst, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 7th). Individually for<br />
the Scottties:<br />
Kyle Loewen 3rd, 17:05<br />
Derek Hopkins 9th, 18:29<br />
Walter Alvernaz 1 Oth, 18:39<br />
Ben Wilson 1 lth, 18:40<br />
Ty Bell 15th, 19:17<br />
Wyatt Shipp 16th, 19:18<br />
Keisuke Ota 17th, 19:31<br />
Braden Hallock 21st, 19:44<br />
Gavin Holstein 22nd, 19:46<br />
Zeb Shawver 23rd, 19:48<br />
Dylan Weston 26th, 19:57<br />
Bailey Burleson 31 st, 20:55<br />
Josh Plummer 36th, 21 :39<br />
Kyle Stein 37th, 23:27<br />
Nathan Doll 39th, 2250<br />
Corey Rhoads 40th, 22:52<br />
Karston Waarvik 43rd, 2350<br />
Tony Shipman 45th, 24:Ol<br />
Andy Wageman 51 st, 30:40<br />
Junior High Girls<br />
Rose Reyling 3rd, 10:lO<br />
Gwynn Simeniuk 4th, 10:45<br />
Kelsie Meland 6th,l1:06<br />
Emily Etchart 8th, 11 :10<br />
Debra Greibel 9th, 11 :11<br />
Danielle Belleau 18th, 12:ll<br />
Laurel Wageman 20th, 12:13<br />
Jen Ramsbacher 29th, 12:48<br />
Alliea Nyenhuis 32nd, 12:32<br />
Devyn Bell 34th, 1252<br />
Alyssa Hoffman 41, 14:13<br />
DaniJo Bushman 44th. 14:34<br />
Junior High Boys<br />
Luke Zeiger lst, 9:13<br />
Jory Wall 9th, 10:17<br />
Austin Green 1 1 th, 10:20<br />
Peter Breigenzer 18th, 1058<br />
Kyle Stern 19th, 11 :00<br />
Tyler Hackwith 25th, 11 :31<br />
Jacob Renner 37th, 12:50<br />
Nate Sham 38th,12:53
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Hapov Hour:<br />
5:00 - 6:30prn<br />
Mon. - Fri.<br />
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Tailgate Party<br />
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The Scotty Booster Club<br />
will be hosting a Tailgate<br />
Party starting at 6 p.m. at the<br />
tailgate area at Scotty Field.<br />
Come to the game early and<br />
enjoy all-you-can-eat chili<br />
& a drink for just $4 per<br />
person.<br />
Kickoff with Wolf Point<br />
will be at 7 p.m. Kick some<br />
you-know-what, Scotties!<br />
If you want to see some<br />
volleyball, there will be<br />
plenty of it here tomorrow as<br />
the Scotties host the <strong>Glasgow</strong><br />
Invitational at St. Raphael's<br />
Gymnasium. The Scotties<br />
are now 8-0 in match play<br />
following their victory over<br />
Malta last night to remain<br />
tops in the 7-B conference.<br />
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Copper was the first metal to be used by humans.<br />
Copper weapons have been found dating as far back as<br />
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Silver is the only metal that conducts electricity better<br />
than copper.<br />
During the summer of 2006, the price of copper shot<br />
so high that air conditioning coils, copper statues, even<br />
antennas were stolen from homes and buildings to be<br />
melted down.<br />
To prevent a shortage of coins and illegal melting,<br />
the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago suggested in its<br />
Februaty 2007 letter gradually taking the penny out of<br />
circulation.<br />
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Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked<br />
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drink!"<br />
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can<br />
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The phone rang. It was Sven. "How iss you feelin<br />
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Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"<br />
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no<br />
hangover?"<br />
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no<br />
hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."<br />
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."<br />
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"<br />
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"<br />
Ole stopped to think. "No..."<br />
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ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a<br />
wet suit and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes<br />
up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been since<br />
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Then she asks. "How long has it been since you had<br />
a whiskey?"<br />
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He replies, 'Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips<br />
her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of<br />
0 0 ' Jack Daniels and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow<br />
I and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"<br />
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs<br />
I I down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And<br />
,me,<br />
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