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,\,\I I I;/, good evening . . .<br />

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Volume 13, Number 211 Friday, September 28, 2007<br />

Community-minded<br />

The Tampico Boys 4-H club spent<br />

a sunny Sunday afternoon painting,<br />

trimming, weeding and repairing the<br />

Gazebo at the Cowbelle Park in <strong>Glasgow</strong>.<br />

Members applied for and received a<br />

<strong>Montana</strong> 4-H Foundation People Partner's<br />

Grant to make the needed repairs and to<br />

stain the fence, picnic tables and to work<br />

on the prevention of weeds in the park.<br />

Both of the rails have been broken off the<br />

ramp leading up to the Gazebo, but the<br />

club decided not to replace them for fear<br />

they would be broken off again. Instead,<br />

they removed the exposed screws and<br />

stained the ramp.<br />

Members of all ages participated in this<br />

project from the youngest with a stain<br />

brush in his hand to the older members<br />

arming themselves with power tools.<br />

Brands were repainted on the benches,<br />

boards replaced on the picnic tables, and<br />

fences stained. Dead shrubs and trees<br />

were removed, and healthy trees were<br />

pruned. Next spring our community can<br />

look forward to driving by the park and<br />

seeing perennials blooming and new rails<br />

replacing those weathered by the winter.<br />

At left: Stuart Law, Mick Reyling, Cordell Younkin & Taylor<br />

Markle. Above: Jolynn Reyling, CordellYounkin, Cache Younkin<br />

& Brett Schindler. Below: Karl Molvig & Chase Younkin.


No Reservations<br />

Director: Scott Hicks<br />

Screenplay: Carol Fuchs<br />

Cast: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Aaron Eckhart,<br />

Abigail Breslin, Patricia Clarkson, Jenny<br />

Wade. Lily Rabe, Eric Silver. Bob Balaban<br />

Rated: PG for some sensuality and language.<br />

1 aster chef Kate Armstrong (Catherine Zeta-Jones) lives her life like she<br />

runs her kitchen at a trendy Manhattan eatery<br />

- with a non-nonsense intensity that both<br />

captivates and intimidates everone around<br />

hec Kate's perfectionist nature 1s put to the<br />

test when she "inherits her 9-year-old niece<br />

Zoe (Abiga~l Breslin), while contending with a<br />

brash new sous-chef who joins her staff. Highspir~ted<br />

and freewheeling, Nick Palmer (Aaron<br />

Eckhart) couldn't be more different from Kate,<br />

yet the chemistry between them is undeniable.<br />

Rivalry becomes romance, but Kate will have t<br />

learn to express herself beynd the realm of her<br />

kitchen if she wants to connect with Zoe and<br />

find tnjn hanninpzz with Nirk<br />

I THE<br />

BOURNE<br />

! ULTIMATUM<br />

Director: Paul Greengrass<br />

Screenplay: Tony Gilroy<br />

Cast: Matt Damon, Julia Stiles,<br />

Joan Allen, David Strathairn. Paddy<br />

Considine<br />

( Rated PG-13 for violence and intense<br />

All he wanted was to disappear: Instead, ~ a& In Bourne (Matt Damon) is<br />

now hunted by the people who made him v vhat he is. Having lost his I<br />

memory and the one person he loved, he is<br />

undeterred by the barrage of bullets anda new<br />

generation of highly-trained killers. Bourne has<br />

only one objective: to go back to the beginning<br />

and find out who he was. Now, in the new<br />

chapter of this espionage series, Bourne will<br />

hunt down his past m order to find a future.<br />

He must revel from Moscow, Paris and London<br />

to Tangier and New York City as he continues<br />

his quest to find the real Jason Bourne - all<br />

the while trying to outmaneuver the scores of<br />

cops, federal officers and interpol agents with<br />

him in their crmshairs<br />

YouTh<br />

B-Gnc Tern<br />

Bantam: Grades K-5th<br />

Middle: Grades 6tli-8th<br />

High School: 9th- 12th<br />

League begins on<br />

Saturday, Oct. 6th<br />

CALL Donna at 228-2523 01.<br />

El Cor Del at 228-2393.<br />

[john<br />

i e cafe /<br />

Chicken Noodle Soup<br />

Baked am w/ oms<br />

'<br />

FARMER'S MARKET: Tomatoes,<br />

carrots, onions, potatoes, buttercup<br />

squash, pumpkins. & more. Fresh<br />

baked goods, jams, jellies. &canned<br />

goods. WIC vouchers expire soon!<br />

SAT. SEPT 29.8AM- ?, RED ROCK<br />

PLAZA.<br />

.:. .:. .:..>.:.<br />

GARAGE SALE: Kitchen tables.<br />

household items, kids & adult clothes,<br />

kids stuff, knick knacks. SAT. SEPT.<br />

29, 9 AM- 12 PM, 425 8TH ST. N.<br />

.:..>.:..>.:.<br />

GARAGE SALE: Bumper pull<br />

6'x18' fully enclosed tandem axel<br />

horse trailer - used as a shop trailer.<br />

Heatalator type fireplace wJblower,<br />

glas doors & chimney pipe, lots of<br />

size 8x10 clothes, baby clothes,<br />

household items, twin metal bed,<br />

vintage sheet music & _m_ more.<br />

SAT. SEPT 29, 9 AM- ?, 313 4TH<br />

AVE S - 367-5455.<br />

.:..'.'. .... 1'..'.<br />

GARAGE SALE: Furniture, exercise<br />

eeuioment, clothes, newer JVC<br />

video camera. everything in excellent<br />

shape. No early birds! SAT. SEPT. 29,<br />

9 AM- 2 PM, 96 BONNIE STREET.<br />

.:. .;.:. .. .3<br />

GARAGE SALE: Lighted display<br />

case, ink jet pr~nter, Chr~stmas tree<br />

& items, snowmobile suites, ice<br />

skates, women's falllwinter clothing<br />

and shoes, many new, storm/screen<br />

windows, magazines, & much more.<br />

SAT. SEPT. 29, 9 AM- ? 720 4TH<br />

AVE. SO.<br />

.:..:.:..:. .><br />

MULTI-PARTY GARAGE SALE:<br />

SATURDAY, SEPT. 29, 8:30 AM- 12<br />

NOON, AT NEMONT MANOR.<br />

...... .'.<br />

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LOOKING TO BABYSIT: Two or<br />

three more ch~ldren ~n my home<br />

durlng the work week VERY REA-<br />

SONABLE RATES1 PLEASE CALL<br />

JESSICA AT 228-9271<br />

NOW HIRING: Morning cook positions<br />

at $81hr and delivery positionsday<br />

& evenlngs at $9/hr-MUST be<br />

18 years of age, valid driver's license<br />

and automobile insurance. CALL OR<br />

STOP IN AT PIZZA HUT AND ASK<br />

FOR ANGIE.<br />

.:. .:. .:. .><br />

f.<br />

COOK WANTED: Full or part-time<br />

at BERGIE'S IN NASHUA. Starting<br />

pay at $8.50hr., flexible work hours.<br />

CALL 746-3441 OR 746-3391.<br />

.> .:..>.:.:.<br />

POSITION OPENING: Front Desk<br />

/Night Audit position at COTTON-<br />

WOOD INN. Can be full-time position<br />

or 2 part-time positions. Starting at<br />

$7.50 -$8.50 DOE. Many benefits<br />

available. CONTACT ROB AT THE<br />

COlTON WOOD, 228-8213.<br />

.:.:..:. .>.:.<br />

HELP WANTED: JODY'S CONOCO<br />

is taking applications for a part-time<br />

position, 2 shiftslweek, starting wage<br />

is $7.50/hr. PLEASE PICK UPAPPLI-<br />

CATION AT JODY'S CONOCO.<br />

.:. .:. .:. .:. .:.<br />

DIRECTV SATELLITE INSTALLERS<br />

WANTED: The largest Installer for<br />

DirecTV needs Installers! $700-<br />

$900+ per week earning potential!<br />

Contract positions also available!<br />

Paid Training. Benefits included:<br />

MedNac. Free Basic Satellite service<br />

and more! Must own Pickup, SUV or<br />

Van (late model is okay) and have a<br />

valid driver's license. Call 800-805-<br />

8570 ext 8814 or Email your name<br />

and number with "MONTANA" in<br />

the subject line to: sdavis@iwcom.<br />

net. EOE.<br />

.>.:..:.:..:.<br />

APARTMENT FOR RENT: Delightful<br />

end unit. Quiet. AVAILABLE NOW!<br />

Large 2 bedroomll.5 bath. AIC. Quality<br />

neighbors. La-undry room. Section<br />

8 considered. $350: CALL 230-0650,<br />

228-8605, 360-750-6746,<br />

(+or -) square foot building has new<br />

roof. plumbing updated in 2004 and<br />

many other improvements were<br />

made in 2000. The non-negotiable<br />

purchase price of $110,000.00 includes<br />

building, all fixtures, equipment,<br />

electronics (except for the<br />

Corporate computer), supplies, and<br />

total inventory. This is a turn-key<br />

operation and a great investment<br />

for the right person(s). For more<br />

information, CONTACT MIKE AT<br />

228-2902 OR STOP BY AT BLACK<br />

JAX, GLASGOW.<br />

.:. .:. .:..>.:.<br />

FOR SALE: 2003 Crestliner Jet<br />

Boal. Camouflage paint, motor is<br />

40160 Mercury, EZ Load trailer, trolling<br />

motor. CALL 406-230-0086.<br />

.:. .:. .:.:. t.<br />

TABLES ARE AVAILABLE for the<br />

NCDA Fall Bazaar & Craft, Nov 10th<br />

at the Nashua Civic Center. Small<br />

table $6.00, large table, $10.00,<br />

CONTACT MONICA AT 746-331 2<br />

DAYS OR 746-3485 EVENINGS.<br />

French Toast String<br />

Cheese Juice or Milk<br />

LUNCH<br />

Chicken Nuggets w/<br />

Sauce Baked Potatoes<br />

Green Beans<br />

Peaches Pull Apart<br />

Bun W/ Marg. Milk


'<br />

FWP seeks volunteers for regional<br />

prairie dog implementation group<br />

Fish, Wildlife & Parks is seeking applications to<br />

fill up to 16 positions on a panel being established to<br />

provide input and guidance as W begins implementing<br />

the Region 6 Prairie Dog Distribution and Objectives<br />

Plan.<br />

This Prairie Dog Implementation Committee<br />

(PDIC) will be comprised of interested landowners<br />

or representatives from landowner organizations in<br />

addition to agency personnel from FWP, BLM, DNR<br />

and the U.S. Fish &Wildlife Service and representatives<br />

from other governmental and non-governmental<br />

organizations.<br />

"The function of the committee is to assure that<br />

implementation of the Region 6 Prairie Dog Plan is<br />

done in a coordinated, biological and communitybased<br />

manner," says FWP Region 6 Supervisor Pat<br />

Gunderson. "The priorities of the PDIC are to identify<br />

focus areas for assuring conservation of prairie dogs<br />

and associated species and to help develop strategies<br />

and solutions in response to issues affecting private<br />

landowners. The first task of this committee will be to<br />

begin the process of determining possible locations for<br />

prairie dog complexes."<br />

The Region 6 prairie dog abundance objectives<br />

outlined in the plan call for managing prairie dog<br />

acreage in a range from 30,500 acres to 41,400 acres.<br />

The distribution objectives call for three different types<br />

of prairie dog colonies.<br />

"We're interested in hearing from people who are<br />

interested in prairie dog management and who would<br />

like to get more deeply involved in prairie conservation<br />

issues and conflict resolution," added Gunderson.<br />

"It's important to have a dedicated group to move this<br />

process along. We would like to complete the initial<br />

stages prior to next spring."<br />

Applicants must be committed to attending all<br />

meetings. The initial meeting will be on November<br />

1 and is expected to last about 4 hours. Up to five<br />

additional meetings are planned over the following six<br />

months.<br />

To obtain an application, either call FWP at<br />

228-3700 or write PDIC Application, FWP, 54078<br />

U.S. Highway 2 West, <strong>Glasgow</strong> MT 59230 or email<br />

rrauscher@mt.gov.<br />

Completed applications must be received by FWP<br />

by October 15, 2007. Finalists will be notified by<br />

October 22.<br />

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Vegetable Beef Soups<br />

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Valley County Transit<br />

228-TRIP<br />

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Area Athlete<br />

Kassidi sibley<br />

Endurance is the name of the game when a<br />

player suits up for nine games of volleyball<br />

in one night. Kassidi Sibley did just that on<br />

Sept. 21, as the Nashua Porcupines hosted the<br />

, Scobey Spartans.<br />

1 Sibiey dressed and played every minute of the<br />

five junior varsity games, helping her team to<br />

1 defeat the Spartans.<br />

If that wasn't enough. she changed uniforms<br />

and hit the court to play four games for the Xashua varsity team. Although<br />

the Porcupines lost the match, Kassidi hustled and contributed I1 kills and<br />

served 6 aces during the contest.<br />

Kassidi is a sophomore at Nashua High School. She is the daughter of Kirk<br />

and Jenny Sibley.<br />

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in Wild Goose Chase<br />

Even though water fowl season doesn't open<br />

until Saturday, we had a wild goose chase in Frazer<br />

Thursday.<br />

The Scotty cross country teams were at the Frazer<br />

Invitational yesterday, and while the boys' race went<br />

smooth, the race preceding that did not. Scotty Coach<br />

Rod Karst explained the girls' race dilemma:<br />

"There was a problem with the course run - it<br />

wasn't accurate - so I pulled the girls off of the course<br />

at approximately two miles. The person leading the<br />

race on the four-wheeler took the girls on the wrong<br />

and had them finishing a mile too soon. After<br />

the race officials figured it out, they tried to get the girls<br />

to do another loop, but I wouldn't let my girls do it.<br />

It was an unfortunate event as the girls were running<br />

extremely well, I think we had six or seven in the top<br />

ten."<br />

And, these Scotty girls take their sport personally<br />

and seriously, as Coach Karst added there were a few<br />

tears involved with the major screw-up.<br />

But that's okay as far as the bigger picture is<br />

concernced, as Coach Karst added his girls should<br />

be rested and eager to run at Saturday's Havre<br />

Invitational.<br />

As for the boys, the Scotties had three top ten<br />

runners, including Kyle Loewen's 3rd place effort,<br />

to place a distant second with 48 points behind a<br />

dominating Poplar team which finished with a lowly 19<br />

(individually lst, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 7th). Individually for<br />

the Scottties:<br />

Kyle Loewen 3rd, 17:05<br />

Derek Hopkins 9th, 18:29<br />

Walter Alvernaz 1 Oth, 18:39<br />

Ben Wilson 1 lth, 18:40<br />

Ty Bell 15th, 19:17<br />

Wyatt Shipp 16th, 19:18<br />

Keisuke Ota 17th, 19:31<br />

Braden Hallock 21st, 19:44<br />

Gavin Holstein 22nd, 19:46<br />

Zeb Shawver 23rd, 19:48<br />

Dylan Weston 26th, 19:57<br />

Bailey Burleson 31 st, 20:55<br />

Josh Plummer 36th, 21 :39<br />

Kyle Stein 37th, 23:27<br />

Nathan Doll 39th, 2250<br />

Corey Rhoads 40th, 22:52<br />

Karston Waarvik 43rd, 2350<br />

Tony Shipman 45th, 24:Ol<br />

Andy Wageman 51 st, 30:40<br />

Junior High Girls<br />

Rose Reyling 3rd, 10:lO<br />

Gwynn Simeniuk 4th, 10:45<br />

Kelsie Meland 6th,l1:06<br />

Emily Etchart 8th, 11 :10<br />

Debra Greibel 9th, 11 :11<br />

Danielle Belleau 18th, 12:ll<br />

Laurel Wageman 20th, 12:13<br />

Jen Ramsbacher 29th, 12:48<br />

Alliea Nyenhuis 32nd, 12:32<br />

Devyn Bell 34th, 1252<br />

Alyssa Hoffman 41, 14:13<br />

DaniJo Bushman 44th. 14:34<br />

Junior High Boys<br />

Luke Zeiger lst, 9:13<br />

Jory Wall 9th, 10:17<br />

Austin Green 1 1 th, 10:20<br />

Peter Breigenzer 18th, 1058<br />

Kyle Stern 19th, 11 :00<br />

Tyler Hackwith 25th, 11 :31<br />

Jacob Renner 37th, 12:50<br />

Nate Sham 38th,12:53


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Hapov Hour:<br />

5:00 - 6:30prn<br />

Mon. - Fri.<br />

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Tailgate Party<br />

at Scotty Field<br />

The Scotty Booster Club<br />

will be hosting a Tailgate<br />

Party starting at 6 p.m. at the<br />

tailgate area at Scotty Field.<br />

Come to the game early and<br />

enjoy all-you-can-eat chili<br />

& a drink for just $4 per<br />

person.<br />

Kickoff with Wolf Point<br />

will be at 7 p.m. Kick some<br />

you-know-what, Scotties!<br />

If you want to see some<br />

volleyball, there will be<br />

plenty of it here tomorrow as<br />

the Scotties host the <strong>Glasgow</strong><br />

Invitational at St. Raphael's<br />

Gymnasium. The Scotties<br />

are now 8-0 in match play<br />

following their victory over<br />

Malta last night to remain<br />

tops in the 7-B conference.<br />

A few copper facts'<br />

Copper was the first metal to be used by humans.<br />

Copper weapons have been found dating as far back as<br />

7,000 years ago.<br />

Silver is the only metal that conducts electricity better<br />

than copper.<br />

During the summer of 2006, the price of copper shot<br />

so high that air conditioning coils, copper statues, even<br />

antennas were stolen from homes and buildings to be<br />

melted down.<br />

To prevent a shortage of coins and illegal melting,<br />

the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago suggested in its<br />

Februaty 2007 letter gradually taking the penny out of<br />

circulation.<br />

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friday funnies by Tuck<br />

Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked<br />

as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the<br />

airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar<br />

with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta<br />

drink!"<br />

Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can<br />

drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"<br />

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high<br />

octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning<br />

Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact<br />

he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.<br />

Nothing!<br />

The phone rang. It was Sven. "How iss you feelin<br />

dis mornin?" Sven inquires.<br />

Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"<br />

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no<br />

hangover?"<br />

Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no<br />

hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."<br />

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."<br />

Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"<br />

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"<br />

Ole stopped to think. "No..."<br />

"Vell, DON'T," Sven warned, "'cause I'm in<br />

Milvaukee!"<br />

Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong<br />

with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."<br />

Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"<br />

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