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If Heaven went by favor only dogs would
get in. Adam is a popular waiter at Maizie’s
and Otto owns and operates a horse
ranch. Lucky dogs!
And so are Nadia
and Sydney!
Cat’s are intended to teach us that not everything
in nature has a purpose. Doug
works at American Express
and Robbie can be found
at the University of Advancing
Technology. After
13 years together, their
sole function in life now is
to admire and feed Disco and
Blixx. At least that’s what the
cats think. They may be right.
If you start thinking you’re a person of
some influence, try ordering somebody
else’s dog around. But Gary Guerin, the
influential powerhouse behind SWAY
Events’ and his hardworking and devoted
team lend their talents to some
of the best and brightest events they
stage for the GLBT community’s
fundraising efforts and everybody’s
entertainment. Heck,
Gary even entertains his Jack
Russell Terrier, Sketch. Now
how many people can claim
that?
Dogs have more friends than people
because they wag their tails, not
their tongues. But Craig and
Crouton both have
more friends than
you can count. If
you don’t believe it,
check Facebook.
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