98 August 2009.indd - Ion AZ
98 August 2009.indd - Ion AZ
98 August 2009.indd - Ion AZ
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the best<br />
muscatel quarters<br />
can buy to help keep the Honorable Tom<br />
in offi ce. Look for Tom, coming to a<br />
city near you! Today, ‘Frisco<br />
— tomorrow, Schenectady!<br />
If you’d care to make a<br />
contribution to a campaign<br />
of another sort, I highly<br />
recommend a visit to the<br />
leaders of tomorrow<br />
at the new McDowell<br />
Road location of<br />
Dick’s Cabaret II— the #1<br />
male revue in the WORLD!<br />
In case you don’t believe<br />
me, it says so, right on<br />
the sign outside. And,<br />
my dears, my dears!<br />
If those boys were<br />
politicians<br />
they could take their polls and stick<br />
‘em in my ballot box anytime. Tell Freakk<br />
the doorman I sent you.<br />
Our Party Penguin of the Month is that<br />
wild and untamed James Silva. This<br />
uninhibited, unabashed, unrestrained<br />
and un-just about everything rogueabout-town<br />
has set the bar for<br />
screwball, anything-goes, rascally,<br />
Oh-My-God-I-Can’t-Believe-He’s-<br />
Doing-That-(Again!)<br />
antics. And that’s why<br />
we love him. We do love<br />
him, don’t we? Well, don’t<br />
we? [We do. — Ed.]<br />
You can report on your own<br />
louche hijinx and get even<br />
with your friends by reporting<br />
everything to Addison DeWitt at<br />
RumorHound@aol.com<br />
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