The Founder Volume 5 Issue 4
The Founder Volume 5 Issue 4
The Founder Volume 5 Issue 4
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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
13<br />
Arts<br />
‘Strictly’ & ‘X Factor’: Revamped and<br />
Rejuvinated?<br />
As another academic year begins,<br />
almost with as much certainty you<br />
can guarantee the annual return of<br />
the country’s most popular reality<br />
TV shows. However, this year,<br />
changes are afoot on both <strong>The</strong> X<br />
Factor and Strictly Come Dancing.<br />
Vikki Jane Vile<br />
Does this signal some doubt from<br />
producers in their own formats<br />
after both hav‹e experienced plummeting<br />
ratings? Or is the pressure<br />
of the constant revamping from<br />
their screen rivals causing them<br />
both to crack? Having watched the<br />
opening episodes of both these<br />
successes of light entertainment, I<br />
remain unsure ...<br />
For the first time in the broadcasting<br />
of both shows, the seventh<br />
series of X Factor started five weeks<br />
ahead of Strictly Come Dancing,<br />
allowing plenty of time to hook<br />
viewers in before a single sequin<br />
has been sewn on a costume over<br />
on Strictly. So how did Simon Cowell’s<br />
unstoppable machine choose<br />
to abuse this head start? In the only<br />
trashy and tasteless way it knows<br />
how – exploitation. “I know!” you<br />
say, ”Don’t they do that every year?”<br />
Yes, my dear reader, but usually to<br />
their hapless contestants – not their<br />
own judges. And so here we had<br />
on the trailer of the first episode,<br />
footage of a frail-looking Cheryl<br />
Cole bent double over a desk barely<br />
able to explain the obvious that she<br />
thought she was “going down with<br />
something”. That something which<br />
we all know now was the malaria<br />
that bought her close to death. Presumably<br />
the nearest Strictly could<br />
get to this would be Brucie making<br />
his entrance before falling noisily<br />
down the stairs of the set proceeded<br />
by nothing but the eerie silence of<br />
the in-house band and an awkward<br />
smile from Tess Daly as she attempted<br />
to carry on by herself.<br />
With one judge described as<br />
being “hours from death” (Another<br />
classic from the Daily Mail) what<br />
else can the X Factor offer? A selection<br />
of guest judges at each audition<br />
location was one discernable difference<br />
this year, although what right<br />
Pixie Lott has to be judging talent<br />
is just as questionable as why Louis<br />
Walsh is still on the panel after<br />
spawning Jedward.<br />
And what of the contestants? <strong>The</strong><br />
people this televised circus is supposedly<br />
for? A call girl on crack, a<br />
Tesco check-out lady, a Cheryl Cole<br />
wannabe, and someone claiming<br />
to be Freddie Mercury’s biggest<br />
fan who then went onto forget the<br />
words to We Are <strong>The</strong> Champions<br />
make up the illustrious line-up of<br />
this year’s boot camp.<br />
Over on Strictly, things are a<br />
lot more classy but changes are<br />
rife here as well and I’ve yet to be<br />
convinced they are for the better.<br />
<strong>The</strong> set has been overhauled and<br />
is now identical to its American<br />
equivalent Dancing with the Stars.<br />
Much loved professional dancers<br />
have been dropped, even Brucie<br />
can’t be bothered to turn up for the<br />
results shows anymore AND Alesha<br />
is staying!<br />
Series eight, according to the<br />
press, was meant to be the year<br />
Strictly went A-list. Rumours were<br />
flying of Sharon Osbourne and<br />
Gary Lineker being among the stars<br />
to trip the light fantastic but who<br />
did we end up with? Jimi Misti,<br />
anyone? Pamela Stephenson? ...<br />
Not so A-list, then. To add insult<br />
to injury, they’ve even thrown in<br />
Paul Daniels. Do we like this? Not<br />
a lot ...<br />
After my initial disappointment,<br />
however, it only took for me to see<br />
the opening professional demonstration<br />
in Strictly’s much hyped<br />
launch show to reassure myself that<br />
I am doubtlessly devoted to team<br />
Strictly. Everyone is such a pleasing<br />
shade of orange, the costumes are<br />
exquisite and once transported into<br />
the safe environment of the Strictly<br />
bubble you can be fooled into<br />
thinking all is well with the world,<br />
which is what has been enough to<br />
persuade me that this winter, I’m<br />
sticking with the sequins.