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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />

E X T R A<br />

13<br />

Arts<br />

‘Strictly’ & ‘X Factor’: Revamped and<br />

Rejuvinated?<br />

As another academic year begins,<br />

almost with as much certainty you<br />

can guarantee the annual return of<br />

the country’s most popular reality<br />

TV shows. However, this year,<br />

changes are afoot on both <strong>The</strong> X<br />

Factor and Strictly Come Dancing.<br />

Vikki Jane Vile<br />

Does this signal some doubt from<br />

producers in their own formats<br />

after both hav‹e experienced plummeting<br />

ratings? Or is the pressure<br />

of the constant revamping from<br />

their screen rivals causing them<br />

both to crack? Having watched the<br />

opening episodes of both these<br />

successes of light entertainment, I<br />

remain unsure ...<br />

For the first time in the broadcasting<br />

of both shows, the seventh<br />

series of X Factor started five weeks<br />

ahead of Strictly Come Dancing,<br />

allowing plenty of time to hook<br />

viewers in before a single sequin<br />

has been sewn on a costume over<br />

on Strictly. So how did Simon Cowell’s<br />

unstoppable machine choose<br />

to abuse this head start? In the only<br />

trashy and tasteless way it knows<br />

how – exploitation. “I know!” you<br />

say, ”Don’t they do that every year?”<br />

Yes, my dear reader, but usually to<br />

their hapless contestants – not their<br />

own judges. And so here we had<br />

on the trailer of the first episode,<br />

footage of a frail-looking Cheryl<br />

Cole bent double over a desk barely<br />

able to explain the obvious that she<br />

thought she was “going down with<br />

something”. That something which<br />

we all know now was the malaria<br />

that bought her close to death. Presumably<br />

the nearest Strictly could<br />

get to this would be Brucie making<br />

his entrance before falling noisily<br />

down the stairs of the set proceeded<br />

by nothing but the eerie silence of<br />

the in-house band and an awkward<br />

smile from Tess Daly as she attempted<br />

to carry on by herself.<br />

With one judge described as<br />

being “hours from death” (Another<br />

classic from the Daily Mail) what<br />

else can the X Factor offer? A selection<br />

of guest judges at each audition<br />

location was one discernable difference<br />

this year, although what right<br />

Pixie Lott has to be judging talent<br />

is just as questionable as why Louis<br />

Walsh is still on the panel after<br />

spawning Jedward.<br />

And what of the contestants? <strong>The</strong><br />

people this televised circus is supposedly<br />

for? A call girl on crack, a<br />

Tesco check-out lady, a Cheryl Cole<br />

wannabe, and someone claiming<br />

to be Freddie Mercury’s biggest<br />

fan who then went onto forget the<br />

words to We Are <strong>The</strong> Champions<br />

make up the illustrious line-up of<br />

this year’s boot camp.<br />

Over on Strictly, things are a<br />

lot more classy but changes are<br />

rife here as well and I’ve yet to be<br />

convinced they are for the better.<br />

<strong>The</strong> set has been overhauled and<br />

is now identical to its American<br />

equivalent Dancing with the Stars.<br />

Much loved professional dancers<br />

have been dropped, even Brucie<br />

can’t be bothered to turn up for the<br />

results shows anymore AND Alesha<br />

is staying!<br />

Series eight, according to the<br />

press, was meant to be the year<br />

Strictly went A-list. Rumours were<br />

flying of Sharon Osbourne and<br />

Gary Lineker being among the stars<br />

to trip the light fantastic but who<br />

did we end up with? Jimi Misti,<br />

anyone? Pamela Stephenson? ...<br />

Not so A-list, then. To add insult<br />

to injury, they’ve even thrown in<br />

Paul Daniels. Do we like this? Not<br />

a lot ...<br />

After my initial disappointment,<br />

however, it only took for me to see<br />

the opening professional demonstration<br />

in Strictly’s much hyped<br />

launch show to reassure myself that<br />

I am doubtlessly devoted to team<br />

Strictly. Everyone is such a pleasing<br />

shade of orange, the costumes are<br />

exquisite and once transported into<br />

the safe environment of the Strictly<br />

bubble you can be fooled into<br />

thinking all is well with the world,<br />

which is what has been enough to<br />

persuade me that this winter, I’m<br />

sticking with the sequins.

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