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about to get divorced... happy people... sad people....<br />

people from every single walk of life....<br />

i know the answer BEFORE i even ask it.<br />

i sometimes even find myself writing the answer before<br />

they've even spoken.<br />

and how do i know the answer! it is magic am i<br />

psychic have i been stalking them!<br />

of course not.<br />

i know the answer simply by looking at them.<br />

the BIGGER they are the more times they've done f**king<br />

weight watchers. the smaller they are the less times<br />

they've done f**king weight watchers.<br />

and if they're athletic, fit and healthy they'll have never<br />

tried f**king weight watchers.<br />

now i'm sure some of you are thinking.... welll derrrr... that's<br />

obvious... athletic, fit people don't need to go on weight<br />

watchers... only overweight people need to go on weight<br />

watchers!<br />

well herein lies the million dollar question.<br />

are they big and that's why they've done weight<br />

watchers so many times or.... more disconcertingly.... are<br />

they big BECAUSE they've done weight watchers so many<br />

times<br />

sadly i believe it's the latter.<br />

www.<strong>rebelfit</strong>.co.uk

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