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the more NUTRITIOUS something is, the more appealing it<br />

is to the microbes and critters that are ubiquitous in our<br />

environment. and when i say "nutritious" i mean packed<br />

with vitamins, minerals, antioxidants, water and other<br />

ingredients essential for life. yes people... like a<br />

microscopic version of you and me, fungus and bacteria<br />

need their 5-a-day to survive.<br />

so the fact that your peach is rotting tells you something...<br />

...it is packed with vitamins, minerals and other goodness.<br />

this is known as food PERSHIABILITY.<br />

the faster a food rots, the more nutritious it is, the slower a<br />

food rots the less nutritious it is. peaches rot quickly<br />

because peaches are nutritious and therefore ultra tasty<br />

to fungus and bacteria.<br />

now let's take the example of a brick.<br />

bricks don't rot. in fact, they're so f**king good at not<br />

rotting that we build our houses with them.<br />

it's like they're saying....<br />

"hey, i'm a f**king brick. i contain absolutely zero nutrition. i<br />

contain absolutely zero moisture. so that means all those<br />

dickhead bugs in the air aren't gonna want to eat me<br />

and make me rot. make your house from me and it'll<br />

stand for decades to come."<br />

now think about it......<br />

you wouldn't build your house from peaches, would you<br />

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