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f**k sugar<br />

not fat.<br />

i'd like you all to imagine that your body is a nightclub.<br />

you are the BOUNCER.<br />

your mouth is the DOOR.<br />

the foods you eat are the PUNTERS.<br />

every time you are given the opportunity to eat you need<br />

to ask yourself...<br />

do i want you to enter my club<br />

will you make my club exclusive and cool or will you<br />

cause trouble and pick fights with my body<br />

now imagine the following.<br />

you are standing tall... arms crossed... chest puffed...<br />

head high... guarding the door to your exclusive, super<br />

cool nightclub.<br />

a group of ten ugly, smelly, pissup up lads walk up to you.<br />

"oi dickhead... you gonna let us in or not"<br />

you don't have to think for long to know that you don't<br />

want these guys in your club. you know that they will<br />

probably start a fight... throw up... and make the<br />

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