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as the massage loving masses kept coming back for more,<br />
the petrol station managers would inject their bottoms<br />
with this wonder chemical...<br />
...and something incredible happened.<br />
as the massage loving masses stood by their cars filling<br />
up... groaning in pleasure... suddenly insulin was causing<br />
all the excess petrol to be absorbed by their arses!!<br />
and so...<br />
the more people enjoyed the massage... the more<br />
people went back to the petrol station to overfill their<br />
tanks.... the more insulin the petrol station mangers<br />
pumped into them...<br />
and the BIGGER their ARSES got!<br />
over many decades, scientists and doctors researched<br />
the global arse expansion epidemic, desperate to find a<br />
cure. their conclusion<br />
petrol makes you fat!!<br />
and so the massage loving masses... fearful of the effects<br />
of their ever increasing arse-lines... decided it was time to<br />
go on a petrol diet.<br />
millions of people abstained from the petrol stations in<br />
their attempts to avoid extra arse expansion. starving their<br />
cars of the fuel it needs to run.<br />
soon enough, cars started break down as they ran out of<br />
fuel... and the petrol station managers no longer got paid.<br />
so the oil companies made the massages EVEN BETTER.<br />
the result the deprived, massage loving masses came<br />
back in their droves... to have even better massages, and<br />
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