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f**k losing weight. once upon a time there was a lady called jess. one day, whilst flicking through the paper, she saw a job advertised with the promise of earning rapid cash. "wow" thought jess. "the faster i can earn cash the better!" so she applied for the job... flew through the interview... and started her new role the very next week. day 1 was her training day. her sales leader explained to her that she had to make as many phone calls as possible. with each phone call she had to try her best to sell the company's product. the more phone calls she made, the better! jess got it... and was excited!! "i'm going to make as many phone calls as i can!!" she thought. day 2 was her very first day making calls. as she walked into the office she could hear her more experienced colleagues saying things like... "i made 5 phone calls yesterday... i'm so chuffed!" www.<strong>rebelfit</strong>.co.uk
and other comments like... "i'm going to try and make 10 phone calls today!" well. jess now knew that it really was all about making phone calls... so that's exactly what she did. she picked up the phone, picked a number to call and got ringing. and by the end of her first day... she had made a whopping 12 phone calls!! jess left the office with a big smile on her face, and subtly made sure her more experienced colleagues knew that she had made more calls than them. "bitch" ... thought her colleagues. they were not pleased. day 3 jess came into office, excited about another day of making phone calls. but as she started to make her first calls she noticed something quite strange. her colleagues were picking up the phone, making a call, then hanging up on the potential customer mid sentence. they would then quickly re-dial and make a new call to another potential customer. weird. very weird. by the end of day 3 jess had only made 5 calls. she was feeling pretty shit about herself... especially as she had made 12 phone calls the day before. and to make things worse, she overheard one of her colleagues being praised by the sales leader for making 20 phones calls... in one day!! her colleague was even given a badge saying "phone call maker of the week!". jess got depressed and took it out on a tub of ice-cream. how come her colleagues were making so many more phone calls than her she was picking up the phone and dialling... and dialling... but she had made nowhere near www.<strong>rebelfit</strong>.co.uk
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