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• A closed mouth qathers no feet.<br />

'rit1g Your Paughter to Work Pay <br />

We recently had the pleasure of a<br />

visit from Chandra Heffelfinger, daughter<br />

of Ed and Maggie Heffel'finger.<br />

The purpose of this day is to<br />

familiarize daughters with what their<br />

mothers do at work. It was pleasant<br />

having a youngster among us, and we<br />

hope Chandra enjoyed her visit to<br />

<strong>Dorr</strong>-<strong>Oliver</strong>.<br />

OUESTIONS TO PONDER <br />

Whatever happened to Preparations A through ,G?<br />

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you<br />

hear them speak?<br />

Why do you press harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?<br />

Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and .he'U believe you<br />

Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.<br />

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?<br />

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone<br />

threw a gun at him? <br />

Do married people live longer than single people, or, does it just seem longer? <br />

------lITTlE KNOWN PROVERBS -----­<br />

• Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.<br />

• The tongue weighs practically nothing. But so few people can hold it.<br />

• Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant.<br />

• It's not the pace of life one should worry about. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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