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=jûK 7 LAUGHTER A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Ok, Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “the one in the middle.” He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman, ”How did you know?” The mother replies, “I don’t like her!”. *** Wife is angry, as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn’t. Wife: I know, I did it. *** A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: ”Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?” ”Why?” ”Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere”! ? *** Best short poem ? “Zindagi ek jung hai, Jab tak biwi sang hai” *** Husband wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot. Wife becomes Dayan. They both meet after some time. Husband tells wife: See I became Bhoot after death, but you didn';t change. Still the same. *** We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother in law" ...Innovative tagline outside a photo studio. *** Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. First Soldier: Why did you join the army? Second Soldier: I don’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? First Soldier: I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined. *** All wives are going to like this Husband apni saas se bat karta hai: apki beti mein toh hazaron khamiyan hain. Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se toh usse achcha ladka nahi mila? Husband shocks! Saasumaa rocks! Solid Insult!! *** Daughter-in-law : Is my nose flat? Mother-in-law : No Baby. Daughter-in-law : Am I fat like an Elephant? Mother-in-law : You have a fine physique, you are a Barbie Doll. Daughter-in-law : Am I dark colour? Mother-in-law : No no, you are so sweet. Daughter-in-law : Then why are people telling me that I look like my mother-in-law? *** A married man’s honest confession!! I always read my wife’s horoscope to see what kind of day I am going to have. *** Couple sitting together. Wife : I will make you the happiest man on earth. Husband : I will miss you. WHAT AFTER 10 th & 12 th Career After 10th is one of the most important stage in everyone’s life.In this stage students have to know and decide that what they want to do after 10th. There are many career options available after completing the 10th standard. Most popular career options are are available as below: Medical Engineering Management Electrical Technology Civil Mechanical Chartered Accountancy Health Care Fashion Design Automobile Travel and Tourism Media Hotel Management Diploma and so on…. Career After 10th Passing the class 10th is the minimum qualification into the career market. After this, the natural option is going forward with the plus two courses. However, if due to any reason it is necessary that you have to get into a job as soon as possible, then there are some options for career after 10th as well. Although limited, yet there are options. Most of the courses after class 10th are diploma courses. In today’s job market, even the degree holders find it difficult to get a good job in the industrial sector. Life will be obviously tough for the diploma holder. If you are quite a genius and you can easily grasp complex subjects, only then you should apply for a diploma course. All you have to remember that you have to be so innovative and enterprising that you can ultimately use your knowledge to create something great for the society. Unless you are able to do that, you cannot be rich later on. We require new entrepreneurs who can shoulder the responsibility of making positive social condition through their work. Anyone can be that person. The spark is in everyone, whether you are a diploma holder or a degree holder. However, it will not be going to be a smooth ride. There will be huge obstacles in the way. To pursue +2 is in fact the best career option after 10th. Plus two education opens up many more doors of opportunities for you than it was possible after 10th. However, if you are desperate to go into business after class 10th itself and you dream of becoming a successful businessman one day, you can go for it if you have a vision to follow. Perhaps the vision of success is too much to ask from a 10th grader, but if you have determination to pursue your dreams, you will succeed. Perhaps you can do a diploma in computer studies and get big in the computer business. Nobody learns computer in a lab, it is all about practical expertise. Slowly as you gain it, you can pursue your dreams of career after 10th. Career After 12th Commerce Choosing the courses after 12th All people smile in the same language. commerce is on of the most difficult task for commerce students who have done 10+2 and searching the - Divija Chandrashekar best career option.In this stage students are very confuse that what is after 12th commerce they can do. Some students are searching for the academic courses and some are searching for professional courses. When students searching for career courses there are many questions comes in their mind such as: Courses after 10+2, Best and Professional Courses for Commerce Students, Which will be the better courses academic and graduation, diploma courses and lots more. Once you are done with 10th standard, it is important that you choose your stream very carefully at class 12th so that you could pursue the career of your dreams. Comparative studies also say that only little percentage of students knows which career option they want to take up. As a result often students make a mistake of taking up a stream that they switch just after completing 12th as they realize their priorities. However for your delight the fact remains the same that you can move to your desired career option at any point of time. There are numerous options open to start career after 12th commerce, after you pass 12th standard with good marks. You can easily take up company secretary course which has some great returns. Also you can pursue your studies with chartered accountancy. Chartered accountancy (CA) is one of the toughest examinations and only very rare percentage of students clears the examination. It is better if you choose bachelor’s of commerce degree in your graduation before you pursue Ca examination. Else if you are interested in business you can take up course like Bachelors of Business Administration (BBA) and after that if you do Masters in Business Administration (MBA), you are sure to kick start your career. Students with commerce background also have a good future in banking and financial institutions. You can easily opt for bank examination. As finance is a core subject in commerce, it would be helpful if you appear in banking sector. Students those who are really in hurry to come into profession, can go for short duration vocational courses. There are multitudes of vocational courses. Courses like Computers, Hotel Management, Nursing, Hospitality, Interior Decoration, Photography, Performing Arts are very much in vogue. You can also start your Career after 12th Commerce with content writing if you have a good flair for writing. Also professions like Wedding Planner, Event Management could earn you some great deal of money. You can opt for distance education while you are doing a job beside. All you need is little dedication and devotion to excel in any field you are in. If you are interested in data or if you are more interested in analytical studies than below are one of the best \|Ot æuèjù"ä Ir
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