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=jûK 7 LAUGHTER Wife to Hubby: Darling. In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi,.... Shiva has a Trishool .... In Vishnu-Lakshmi: there's Sudarshan chakra In Ram-Sita: Bow & arrows.... ....but in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a flute.... Why? Hubby: It's simple honey... The three gods you mentioned first are with their wives..... That's why they have weapons.. Krishna is with his girlfriend... So no weapons are required! When it comes to dealing with the lady of the house, even the Gods need some protection. *** You will love this In the morning, wife asked for newspaper .. Husband - How backward you are... The world has progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my iPad .... Wife killed the cockroach with the iPad.... Husband unconscious ...??? Moral of the Story: Whatever wife asks..., GIVE!!! *** Wife joins english speaking class. After few days. Wife : Welcome home darling. Husband : I am so tired today. Wife : Ok. Rest in Peace. *** Active voice v/s Passive voice.. Wife: sone ki chain kab doge? Husband: chain se sone kab dogi? *** Wife : "Honey what you will gift me on our coming anniversary ?" Hubby : "What u want my sweetheart?" Wife : "I want Giraffe " Hubby : "What giraffe ...!!! What u are going to do with giraffe & also we do not have enough place to occupy him in our house. Please ask for something manageable " Wife : "Ok, then give up your drinking habit " (Next day) *** 1970 ladies... Husband: Ek cup coffee! Wife: Abhi laayi ji... 1980 ladies... Husband: Ek cup coffee! Wife: Abhi laayi... 1990 ladies... Husband: Ek cup coffee! Wife : Laa rahi hoon... 2000 ladies... Husband: Ek cup coffee! Wife: Banaake pee lo.. 2014 ladies... Husband: Ek Cup coffee! Wife: Kya bola ? Husband: Maine poochha, ek cup coffee bana dun kya? *** Husband: I want to file a case for attempted murder against my wife Cop : But Why ? Husband : She fed me only Maggi for the last five years we have been married. Re-Visit our roots.... In our earlier issues we had introduced to our readers about Dr. K. Chandrashekara (USA), who has been our guide and philanthropist. We take pride in giving more details on his achievemnets in this issue. Dr. K. Chandrashekara Curators’ Professor of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, Director of Composite Manufacturing Laboratory, Missouri University of Science and Technology, Rolla, U.S.A Birth Place : Dr. Chandrashekara is son of Late Shri K. Kannan and Late Smt. K. Madhavi born at Kumbla. Education: Ph.D. in Engineering Science and Mechanics, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, Blacksburg, VA. M.S. in Aerospace Engineering, Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur, India. B.S. in Aerospace Engineering, Madras Institute of Technology, Madras, India. B.S. in Applied Mathematics, University of Mysore, India. Positions held Curators’ Professor, Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, Missouri University of Science and Technology - Rolla, USA (2007-date). Professor, Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, University of Missouri - Rolla (1997-2007). Associate Professor, Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, University of Missouri - Rolla (1991-1997). Assistant Professor, Department of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering, University of Missouri - Rolla (1985-1991). Graduate Research Assistant, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, Blacksburg, VA (1982-85). Assistant Engineer, Structural Design Group, Tata Consulting Engineers, India (1980-82). Research Interests: Composite Materials, Multifunctional Composites, Biocomposites, Structural Dynamics, Finite Element Analysis, Composite Manufacturing and Experimental Characterization. Honors and Awards Fellow of American Society of Mechanical Engineers(2002) Academy of Mechanical Engineers Faculty Research Excellence Award (2000) University of Missouri Faculty Excellence Awards (1994,1996,2001) ASTM Delamination Round Robin Participant (1990-92) NSF-PATH Advisory Panel Member (2004) Keynote Speaker - International Conference on Recent Advances in Composites (2004) Editorial Board Member -Journal of Biobased Materials & Bioenergy (2006) School of Extended Learning Outstanding Teaching Commend- ation Award (2007) Book published: Analysis and Performance of Fiber Composites (this book is being used as text book in many Universities. It has also received patent rights) co-authored by Bhagwan D. Agarwal and Lawrence J Broutman Dr. Chandrashekara has written and published number of articles in various Journals and has been conducting seminars at different Universities across the globe including in India. ùàÔjLæuK"ª iÈ| æljÔjAj\| \|Ot æljù‰Ajâà;j æljI
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