Thiya Belaku - Nov 2013

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=jûK 9 LAUGHTER Touching story...A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat...Designer piece hai!! *** Wife said during duserra : chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do....... Husband "Ye le chota gold flake *** In a bus a man asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him: "You have applied a nice perfume .. which is that ? "I want to give it to my wife". Lady replied : Don't give it to her. Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her. *** Laxmi ji ka vahan (ullu) unse ruth gya aur bola... Aapki sab pooja karte hai. mujhe koi nahi pujta. Laxmi ji boli.....aab se har saal meri pooja se 11 din pehle tumhari pooja hogi. Uss din ullu pooje jayenge Tab se diwali ke 11 din pehle KARVA CHOUTH manaya jane laga. *** There are two types of suicide ( Fast & Slow ). Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao. Slow: Gale me Varmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho *** WIFE: You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning. HUSBAND: I was not yawning, I was trying to say something. *** Husband and wife had an heated argument on Karva Chauth day. Husband came up with killer reply - "Dimag khane se bhi Vrat tut jaata hain" *** A Man and his Wife are out shopping and come across a fight.? 6 men are beating up a lady. Something looked familiar .. the man (and his wife) realized that the men were beating up his mother-in-law, the wife turns to the husband and says, "Well. aren't you going to help?" The man replies, “No! 6 men should be enough” *** What’s the english movie name after ‘Karva Chauth’ Its called ....... Fast and Furious One day fast n then 364 days Furious *** Husband -Dubai ja raha hu... Wife-mere liye jewellery lana ... Husband - Singapore ja raha hu... Wife -mere liye cosmetics lana... Husband - London ja raha hu... Wife- perfumes leke aana... Husband -narak mein ja raha hu ... Wife - Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai ... bas tum apna khayal rakhna...! *** Wives are never wrong... It's just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they're wrong ! *** A Wife was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding. Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt ... !!! Wife !!! Wife !!! Wife !!! *** Mulk ki taqdeer sirf Naujawan (Ghair Shaadi Shuda) hi badal sakte hain. Shadi Shuda to apni marzi se TV ka Channel bhi nahi badal saktey *** Once A Man asked God: "Why all Girls are so Cute & Sweet and all Wives are always Angry? God Answered: Girls are made by me ... And you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem ... !!! *** Husband: Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi...? Wife: Aadhe paise le kar hamesha keliye maike chali jaungi... Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush.. Husband: 20 Rs. ki lagi hai... ye le 10 aur nikal. *** Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Kar Li. Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi, Unke Ghar Beti Huyi Toh Woh Meri Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski Nani Ka Shohar Tha Isliye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Huyi, Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Dadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya aur...... Dr: Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Karega Kya? *** What's the similarity between "MARRIAGE" & 11:59 PM? Confused ? Funniest answer: Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hain, aur din badal jate hain.... *** Narak mein bohat saree auraten masti kar rahi thee... Shaitan ne pucha:- yeh koun log hain, jo yahan bhi khush hain? Farishta:- Hindustani Bahuein hain .... Kambakhat her jagah adjust ho jati hain...Kehti hain ke bilkul sasuraal wala maahol hai.....? *** Santa to banta - Yaar teri ab tak shadi kyon nahi hui ..? Banta - Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na koi LEARN KANNADA Shetty \|Ot æuèjù"ä
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