BEVERLYUN/SOLICITED ADVICEMISSED DEADLINES EDITIONHey there, crew! We’ve been somewhat lazy about gettingthings done in time for our extremely patient editors. Thisweek’s column will be a bit slap-dash, but please come back nextweek for a special Q&A edition !Dear Beverley,It’s the first week of <strong>October</strong> already and I'm having trouble rememberingpeople's names. I talk to people that I’m sure I havemet before, but I can't seem to put names to their faces. Themore time that passes, the more stressful it gets. How do I navigatethis awkward social situation?- Stress Induced by CoffeehouseSIC,We’ve been there. Not just your two loyal advice-givers - everysingle student at the faculty has been there. Some people areworse at remembering names than others, and if you are the former,don’t sweat it! Just ask, “Oh hey, can you spell your namefor me?” which is pretty smooth. If the answer is something like“B-E-N” accompanied by an accusatory look, you can cover with,“No Ben - not your first name, obviously, your last. To look youup in the Bottin, and on facebook and LinkedIn! What’s yournumber, by the way?” And then you just come across as kind ofcreepy rather than forgetful. Problem solved.Dear Beverley,I’m an Anglophone and my level of spoken French is less thanideal. I have decided to take extra-contractual obligations inFrench and would like to intervene but have so far been too shyto bust out my broken grammar and extremely AnglophoneFrench accent. Although people tell me the accent is cute, I’mscared of sounding stupid in front of my extremely intelligentand perfectly bilingual colleagues. Advice?- Feeling Shy & Low-spiritedFSL,First of all, I’m sure many of your peers feel the same way. Forthe record, we are not all “perfectly bilingual.” You are not alonein the pursuit of bilingualism!As per faculty policy, students are allowed to ask questions and/or respond in the language of their choice, regardless of the languageof instruction. That being said, do us a favor and ask yourselfa few questions. Why did you enroll in the French course?Did it have anything to do with your pursuit to bilingualism andmastering the French language?Don’t be shy! Take advantage of this opportunity; now is yourchance to improve. Our advice: go for it! Once you break the ice,we promise it will only get easier. The worst thing that couldhappen is you make a mistake or two and prompt some chuckles– feel free to switch back to English! But know that the laughteris loving and your efforts are hugely appreciated. If you reach apoint where you can’t express your ideas or opinions in French,there is no shame in changing to English.You should take note that there are numerous ways to improveyour spoken French both on campus and in Montreal. You canlook into taking a French course during the semester (SSMU offersFrench conversation mini-courses), you can look for aconversation buddy/ group on craiglist.ca or kijiji.ca or you cantake advantage of the LSA Language Exchange that takes placeevery Monday from 1:00 pm till 2:30 pm in Thomson House,Room 404.Bonne chance et bon courage!Dear Beverley,I woke up on Saturday morning with a hangover and saw theweather was less than ideal. I skipped the Malpractice Cup, andinstead went to the gym and curled up at home with some readings.Did I miss anything?- Didn’t Rain in the YMCADRY,Not cool. We could be angry, but instead we just feel bad foryou. You paid for, and then missed, one of the best events of theyear. While Law *spoiler alert* lost the Cup again this year, it’snot really about the trophy. The organizers did a great job bykeeping us moving and providing garbage bags rain apparel forthose of us that needed it. There was plenty of pizza, timbits andhealthy competition to feed on in between events, and the post-Cup beer was well deserved. Be sure to put on a jacket and comehelp us take the Med students down next year!Well folks, that’s all for this week’s Un/Solicited Advice. Wedon’t have much to say without you, so please write in todear.beverley@gmail.com - no question too silly! No commenttoo inane! No offer of a date will be left unconsidered!22 • 4 OCTOBRE <strong>2011</strong> • QN
OVERHEARD AT THE FAC2L: I want to know if my TA is gay, hisjeans are way too tight!Quid EIC: I suck at peeling carrots, butyou should see my cumcumber peelingtechnique… Quite gifted with a knifeand a cucumber!2L, in Family Law: Quebecers are notoriouslybad procreators.Prof. [redacted]: Si quelqu’un ne respectepas un contrat, vous pouvez l’attacherdans votre cour et lui faire deschoses…Prof [redacted]: You can't just say 'Oh, Idon't think that's what they reallymeant'. I'm sorry, but the Civil Codeisn't something that was drafted on anapkin!JICP Guest Speaker: Laws do not comeabout by spontaneous combustion!Prof Leckey: Few of you write on Father'sDay, "To my favourite relative inthe direct line in the first degree".Prof. [redacted]: Paul Bernando was… Idon't want to say… the incarnation ofevil!Prof. Gold: It's hard being a professor:my students don't age. I always see thesame age of faces and then I look in themirror...ENVOYEZ-NOUS CE QUE VOUSENTENDEZ !quid.overheard@gmail.com
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