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TRAVEL<br />
16<br />
The Reykjavík Grapevine<br />
Issue 16 — 2015<br />
Politics | Bright?<br />
Biking, Busing<br />
And Walking:<br />
Reykjavík For<br />
The Carless<br />
Words by Alexander de Ridder<br />
Photos by Art Bicnick<br />
I recently moved to Iceland from the Netherlands. I have<br />
neither a car nor a license to drive one, which my mother<br />
(who is Icelandic) warned me would be tough. “Pfft,”<br />
I thought to myself, “how bad can it be?” I didn’t have a<br />
car in the Netherlands either, and I got by just fine with a<br />
mixture of walking, cycling, public transport (trains and<br />
buses mostly) and cycling. (No, but seriously, the Dutch<br />
take their cycling very seriously.)<br />
Upon my arrival, I was surprised to<br />
find that while walking was a very fine<br />
option (do note that this was written in<br />
early September—ask me again come<br />
November), cycling and public transport<br />
are absolutely shit options for<br />
getting around.<br />
Cyclists are fucking crazy<br />
Cyclists are crazy where I come from<br />
(this includes myself). We don’t give<br />
a shit about cars, or busses, or crosswalks—in<br />
downtown areas, we rule the<br />
streets. Reykjavík cyclists are insane<br />
even by Dutch standards, though: these<br />
assholes wear helmets and ride their<br />
bikes on the sidewalk. A few bike paths<br />
exist, like on Hverfisgata, and the city<br />
says it wants to create more, but as of<br />
now those paths are fractured, few and<br />
far between, leaving the city’s cyclists<br />
with two options: the street, or the sidewalk.<br />
They choose the sidewalk—and<br />
they choose wrong.<br />
Hear me out: cycling on the sidewalk<br />
is dangerous business. Cars are predictable,<br />
for the most part: if a car hits you,<br />
the driver is liable. Therefore, drivers<br />
are careful not to hit you. Pedestrians<br />
are to cyclists, however, what cyclists<br />
are to cars. And worse, they’re unpredictable.<br />
If you’re passing someone and<br />
ring your bell, they can go anywhere.<br />
Some people stop, some people feign left<br />
and dodge right, and some people curl<br />
themselves into a ball and sob uncontrollably.<br />
The point is: as a cyclist you<br />
are powerless in the face of pedestrian<br />
dodging tactics.<br />
What, then?<br />
Since Iceland has no trains, this leaves<br />
us with buses. And buses here are weird.<br />
Firstly, the payment system is unnecessarily<br />
complicated—requiring customers<br />
to pay using exact change, an app<br />
or a monthly subscription pass model (a<br />
three-month subscription is only economical<br />
if you take more than sixty bus<br />
rides during the period). Furthermore, a<br />
single ride’s price is the same no matter<br />
how far you plan on taking the bus—so<br />
if I want to take the bus for a single stop<br />
(because it looks like it might rain, and<br />
the sun is in my eye, and I hurt my ankle<br />
the other day, etc…), I pay just as much<br />
as if I wanted to go to the end of the line.<br />
This is incredibly counterintuitive.<br />
Simply put, public transport in almost<br />
any European country is superior<br />
to the Icelandic model. But, this is a<br />
claim that merits further investigation.<br />
How does the Strætó service compare<br />
to foreign public transit providers, in the<br />
eyes of its users? Let’s have a look.<br />
Keeping clients happy<br />
The Hague, the city I grew up in, has<br />
a bus company called HTM. In 2013,<br />
HTM’s customers rated their service<br />
a 7.5 out of 10, which—considering the<br />
Dutch “zesjescultuur” (“Culture of Cs”?<br />
“Culture of Mediocrity”?), is actually<br />
pretty damn good. (For the uninformed,<br />
there is this idea in the Netherlands, that<br />
a rating of six out of ten—which translates<br />
to a C, the lowest passing grade—<br />
is acceptable, and once you reach that<br />
level, there’s no point in getting better.)<br />
Meanwhile, another Dutch bus company<br />
called Qbuzz, which services the<br />
frigid north of the Netherlands, scored<br />
a 7.3 on customer satisfaction in 2014.<br />
Overall, the Dutch seem pretty happy<br />
with their buses.<br />
Danish bus company Movia reports<br />
that 95% of polled commuters say they<br />
are satisfied with its services, with 20%<br />
claiming they are “very satisfied” with<br />
the overall bus service. What the Danes<br />
were least happy with was the frequency<br />
in which the buses run—and let’s face<br />
it, that’s a problem basically goddamn<br />
everywhere.<br />
And then there’s Strætó. Strætó,<br />
based on my informal polls among commuters<br />
and passersby, is mostly thought<br />
of in negative terms. The service is expensive<br />
and complex, and the central<br />
bus station Hlemmur is a huge clusterfuck<br />
with no overview (funny story: I<br />
once had to take bus 16 from Hlemmur.<br />
I walked three circles around the building,<br />
and never saw a sign of the bus until<br />
it had driven past me. To this day, I have<br />
no idea where the 16 bus stops).<br />
You’d expect a customer satisfaction<br />
poll to reflect the many, many negatives<br />
aspects of the service. But, it doesn’t.<br />
After much prodding, Strætó agreed to<br />
share with me the results of their 2014<br />
customer satisfaction poll, which revealed<br />
the opinions of more than 500<br />
passengers, including other interesting<br />
data, such as the fact that most of<br />
Strætó’s customers are in the 12-18 yearold<br />
age range (and thus forced to rely on<br />
public transport—take that as you will).<br />
Based on Strætó’s data, a whopping<br />
84.3% of customers were overall happy<br />
with the service, with 24.1% noting that<br />
they were “very satisfied”. The numbers<br />
aren’t exactly equivalent, but I would say<br />
that this puts Strætó above the Dutch<br />
bus services. The Icelandic beat the<br />
Dutch, again. Oh, the horror!<br />
The customer service department<br />
at Strætó was actually kind enough to<br />
send me the results they garnered from<br />
their “Additional comment” question<br />
on their 2014 customer satisfaction poll.<br />
Common complaints were the lack of<br />
frequency (especially during rush hour),<br />
the lack of timeliness, and the price, but<br />
these are buried in comments like “Play<br />
music on the bus,” “Don’t play music<br />
on the bus,” “Uncomfortable but cosy,”<br />
and my personal favourite “People are<br />
always chatting to the bus driver.” Good<br />
heavens, no!<br />
Pretty terrible,<br />
yet not that bad<br />
Public transport in Iceland is shit, but<br />
maybe not as shitty as you’d think.<br />
Thankfully, the city seems to be constantly<br />
trying to improve its system, like<br />
the recently announced plans to add a<br />
streetcar system that would intersect<br />
with the bus network, providing a faster<br />
alternative for commuters.<br />
My point is: we need to speak up, and<br />
engage in an active dialogue with those<br />
in charge of public transport. Sure, it can<br />
be pretty terrible at times, but, overall it's<br />
not that bad. Providing feedback is the<br />
best we can do, short of starting a competing<br />
bus company or initiating a hostile<br />
takeover of Strætó (I’m not saying I’d<br />
condone that, but if anyone’s interested,<br />
let me know. I’m Dutch, and we’re good<br />
at coming to foreign countries and taking<br />
stuff over. (see also: colonialism)).<br />
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