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TRAVEL<br />
22<br />
The Reykjavík Grapevine<br />
Issue 16 — 2015<br />
The West<br />
How to get there: Take route 1 north, and turn onto route 60 to Búðardalur, from<br />
where you can continue on route 60 to Sælingsdalur, or 586 to Haukadalsskarð. To get<br />
to Dagverðarnes, retrace your steps onto route 1 and then turn onto route 508.<br />
12 Hours<br />
In<br />
Sagaland<br />
Exploring the West that got left behind<br />
Words Ciarán Daly<br />
Photos Art Bicnick<br />
The Westfjords. Snæfellsnes. A petrol station. All places.<br />
What do they have in common? Well, they’re synonymous<br />
with western Iceland—and, of course, the west is the best.<br />
What about other parts of the west,<br />
though? Where are they? Are there<br />
any? How do we get there?<br />
To find out, we went west. To the region<br />
of Dalir. “Valleys,” that means.<br />
While not entirely off the beaten<br />
track, the environs of Dalasýsla—“Dalir<br />
County”—are hardly the first place tourists<br />
would think to travel to. Nestled between<br />
the Westfjords and the Snæfellsnes<br />
peninsula, the Dalir region is the<br />
untouched taint of the western Icelandic<br />
pelvis—or maybe its armpit. With a<br />
predominantly agricultural economy<br />
and a not-so-dramatic landscape, it’s<br />
been left somewhat behind in the cloud<br />
of tourist dust sweeping everywhere<br />
else.<br />
Not necessarily a bad thing, that.<br />
Famous mostly for being the setting<br />
of many sagas, Dalir is one of the oldest<br />
areas of Iceland, with a lot of history.<br />
Whether you’re on a ring road trip<br />
or you’re just one of those weird Saga<br />
nerds, here’s some of the excellent!<br />
exciting! things! you can see and do in<br />
Strandir—complete with some notorious<br />
local legends. Pull off the Ring Road<br />
near Bifröst. Keep driving. You’ll get<br />
there sooner than you think.<br />
1. Erpsstaðir<br />
Alright, you’ve been driving up the sheer<br />
rock face of the majesty of nature for like,<br />
what? An hour? There was a bunch of inaccessible<br />
waterfalls? Cool! You must be<br />
exhausted! It’s probably time to recharge<br />
those batteries. Pop into Erpsstaðir—ICE<br />
CREAM VALLEY—for some kick-ass ice<br />
cream.<br />
Obviously, this was our first stop.<br />
Erpsstaðir was an odd experience for<br />
us. When we arrived, the weather was<br />
pretty terrible. There was a cute dog hopping<br />
around on three legs, even though it<br />
had four legs (we counted). We almost got<br />
some sweet photos of some pumpin’ cows<br />
(you can enter the cowshed for a small<br />
fee), but they were busy.<br />
The whole place also smelled pretty<br />
badly of cow shit. Mixed with the ice<br />
cream. In a strange, not-altogetherunpleasant<br />
way. Then, a pig decided to<br />
attack us, jumping its pig fence in some<br />
sort of wild pig rage. We had to call the pig<br />
master. It was a real pig mess.<br />
Having said that, Erpsstaðir sells some<br />
of the most kickass ice cream in all of<br />
Nicecreamland, and the coffee is good.<br />
It’s well worth a visit, to be sure.<br />
On quiet nights, those in the valley say<br />
they can hear the wind whisper the tiny ghost<br />
screams of all the innocent ice cream people<br />
thrown in the meat grinder to produce your<br />
delicíóús ís. You fucking monster.<br />
2. Eiríksstaðir<br />
There isn’t much around here, huh?<br />
Farms… farms… more farms. A couple<br />
of waterfalls, I guess, but even that ice<br />
cream place was a farm. Why are there<br />
so many farms? No wonder they had so<br />
many Sagas happen round here. You<br />
need a bit of drama in a place like this.<br />
(Danish TV producers employ a similar<br />
logic.) Don’t worry, you get to see another<br />
farm soon.<br />
Eiríksstaðir is in Haukadalur, a pretty<br />
cool and spooky valley populated by<br />
some more farmers. It’s so spooky that<br />
it is currently the shooting location for<br />
the horror film ‘Mara’ (more about that<br />
on page 14). There’s also a pretty nice<br />
guesthouse right at the end of the road.<br />
More on that later.<br />
Anyway, Eiríksstaðir. Eiríksstaðir is<br />
said to be the home of Leifur Eiríksson’s<br />
dad, and therefore the birthplace of<br />
LEIF THE LUCKY HIMSELF! I hear he’s<br />
a pretty big deal. He used to have an<br />
airport named after him, just like JFK.<br />
For the low, low price of 500 ISK, you<br />
can look inside his old-as-balls hobbit<br />
house, which is located just metres<br />
from the foundations of the actual original<br />
old-as-balls hobbit house. If you<br />
need the bathroom, there is one here.<br />
(IT HAS NO LOCK. I FOUND THIS OUT<br />
THE HARD WAY WHEN I OPENED THE<br />
DOOR. I AM SO SORRY, MORTIFIED<br />
NORWEGIAN WOMAN.)<br />
On a nearby farm, there used to be<br />
an annual party. One year, however, this<br />
party resulted in no less than nineteen<br />
illegitimate children. The local authorities<br />
were very unimpressed. Shit must<br />
have got really wild. No more parties in<br />
the valley.<br />
Opposite Dad’s house is a large<br />
salmon fishing lake. There might be a<br />
fisherman in there. If you fish, go fish! If<br />
not, carry on.<br />
Local legend has it that every winter, a<br />
mythical lake troll named Davíð camps in the<br />
salmon lake, stealing the fish treats of badlybehaved<br />
local children in the nights leading<br />
up to Christmas. Apart from hating Christians,<br />
Davíð is a pretty nice guy. He just doesn’t like<br />
to fish for himself in winter. It’s cold. As the old<br />
saying goes: “Teach a troll to fish, and he’ll still<br />
steal all of the Christian children’s snacks.”<br />
3. Haukadalsskarð<br />
Once you get lost at the end of the valley<br />
like we did, you’ll see a sign pointing<br />
to a dirt track that says “Haukadalskarð.”<br />
FOLLOW THIS SIGN!<br />
The road is seriously rough (rougher<br />
than that of the rest of Haukadalur),<br />
and I would not recommend you do this<br />
in a Mini Cooper, as we did. Thankfully,<br />
Art, our photographer, is a way better<br />
driver than you.<br />
The track will take you over a very<br />
rickety bridge and some very pointy<br />
rocks. At what is sort of the end of the<br />
road (who knows?) you will see a super<br />
old horse playground or something. It’s<br />
eerie. You would not be surprised to<br />
see a creaking swingset there, if horses<br />
used swingsets. Take some photos.<br />
Then, a pig decided to<br />
attack us, jumping its pig<br />
fence in some sort of wild<br />
pig rage. We had to call<br />
the pig master. It was a<br />
real pig mess.<br />
To your right is Haukadalskarð, a<br />
COOL waterfall. Park the car. Tie your<br />
laces. Walk down to it (if you’re daring<br />
enough, you can get right up close).<br />
On the way, there should be plentiful<br />
blackberries and blueberries. Whatever<br />
those berry things are called. Pick<br />
them! They are DELICIOUS! Now, meditate/swim/Instagram<br />
to your heart’s<br />
content. It might be cold. Who knows? I<br />
don’t swim!<br />
If you’re looking for somewhere<br />
to stay, head back to the roadsign for<br />
Haukadalskarð and take the other<br />
route. At the end of the road there is<br />
the aforementioned Cool Guesthouse.<br />
Go say hi!<br />
The Haukadalskarð horse playground<br />
is said to be the site of a brutal battle between<br />
horses and men in the early Settlement<br />
era, known in horse circles as the<br />
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