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LEMÚRINN<br />
26<br />
The Reykjavík Grapevine<br />
Issue 16 — 2015<br />
Lemúrinn is an Icelandic web magazine (it's also the Icelandic word for the native<br />
primate of Madagascar). A winner of the 2012 Web Awards, Lemúrinn.is covers<br />
all things strange and interesting. Go check it out at www.lemurinn.is<br />
The<br />
Man<br />
Who<br />
Sold His<br />
Corpse<br />
For A<br />
Drink<br />
Words<br />
Helgi Hrafn Guðmundsson<br />
Photos<br />
Frederick W.W. Howell<br />
Reykjavík around 1900<br />
In 1904, the municipal council of Reykjavík<br />
agreed that the local medical<br />
school should be allowed to use the<br />
corpses of the poor for dissection and<br />
anatomy lectures. This was not an uncontroversial<br />
move, with many detractors<br />
remarking that benefitting in this<br />
way from the poor and helpless was, at<br />
best, immoral. Wrote one critic: “Don’t<br />
the poor suffer enough when they die?<br />
Should they also feel horrified at the<br />
idea of being all torn apart when they<br />
are dead?” Moreover, why should only<br />
the skinny and hungry be the subject<br />
of an autopsy? “The fat and rich should<br />
also be investigated to study the impact<br />
of excessive eating,” our critic added,<br />
somewhat ironically.<br />
A century ago, medical schools<br />
around the world were in constant need<br />
of human bodies. And indeed, few were<br />
really interested in being “torn apart”<br />
after their death. This lead to a rise in<br />
the very illegal act of “body snatching,”<br />
the secret disinterment of corpses that<br />
were sold on the black market to medical<br />
schools, doctors and students.<br />
Around the turn of the 20th century,<br />
there was, not surprisingly, a constant<br />
cadaver drought in Reykjavík’s<br />
medical school. Iceland’s population<br />
was, of course, very small, and autopsies<br />
were publicly stigmatised. This<br />
situation led to many rather strange<br />
events. One year, this shortage meant<br />
that the fledgling nation’s medical students<br />
were unable to complete their<br />
surgery class. Therefore, those medical<br />
students would walk around Reykjavík,<br />
gawking at passersby like a group of<br />
hungry vultures circling above, waiting<br />
for someone to die, already. Finally,<br />
news got out that a lady had passed<br />
away in the neighbouring town of Hafnarfjörður.<br />
The students rushed over<br />
to her house and bought the “fresh”<br />
corpse from the grieving widower, paying<br />
a high price for the lady, despite<br />
their assessment that she was a bit<br />
“flawed.”<br />
The most notorious of the many<br />
corpse shortage-related stories on record<br />
occurred in the 1890s. Old Þórður<br />
Árnason was a well-known drunk in<br />
Reykjavík, as most drunks usually were<br />
(to this day, local hobos tend to attain<br />
a minor celebrity status in Iceland).<br />
Þórður was described thusly by his<br />
contemporaries: The arms were thick<br />
and his hands big. The appearance was<br />
generally strong and wholesome. The<br />
face was pale and smooth, with few<br />
wrinkles, but quite swollen because of<br />
excessive drinking. His hair was gray<br />
and thin, with extremely untidy and<br />
messy curls hanging below the cheeks.<br />
Þórður would drink in a bar on the<br />
corner of Austurstræti and Aðalstræti,<br />
at the heart of what’s now the centre of<br />
Reykjavík. This bar was very filthy, attracting<br />
the least elegant of Reykjavík’s<br />
denizens. It was known as “Svínastían”<br />
(“The Pig Sty”).<br />
One time when<br />
Þórður was completely<br />
broke and fixin’ for a<br />
drink, he recalled the<br />
town’s desperate medical<br />
students and their<br />
constant quest for fresh<br />
corpses. A glowing lightbulb<br />
fixed over his head,<br />
Þórður strode down to<br />
the medical school and<br />
offered to sell them his<br />
own corpse, to be collected<br />
once he no longer<br />
needed it. In turn, he<br />
asked for a rather meagre<br />
fee that the school<br />
was to pay in advance, but of course.<br />
The medical school’s management accepted<br />
the old lush’s offer and remunerated<br />
him as per his requests. Þórður<br />
of course took the money directly<br />
to The Pig Sty, where he managed to<br />
spend it all that same day.<br />
From that moment on, Reykjavík’s<br />
medical students went around literally<br />
wishing Þórður dead. They really<br />
wanted to go ahead and study his anatomy<br />
already, and thus fostered sincere<br />
hopes that he would drink himself to<br />
death, sooner than later. After a couple<br />
of years of frantic waiting, news finally<br />
spread all over town that old Þórður<br />
had finally kicked the bucket.<br />
A teacher from the medical school<br />
went to a small shop that allowed unemployed<br />
workers and drifters to sit<br />
and pass the time, to ask whether anyone<br />
would assist in moving Þórður’s<br />
body to the school’s operating room.<br />
The doctor approached a man who was<br />
sleeping on a table and tapped him on<br />
the shoulder. Would he take this job?<br />
The man turned around. Disappointingly,<br />
it turned out to be Þórður<br />
himself, alive and kicking. There would<br />
be no anatomy studies that day.<br />
Another time, Þórður was found<br />
lying on the floor of The Pig Sty. The<br />
medical school was once again alerted,<br />
but the old man<br />
A glowing lightbulb<br />
fixed over his head,<br />
Þórður strode down<br />
to the medical school<br />
and offered to sell<br />
them his own corpse,<br />
to be collected once<br />
he no longer needed<br />
it. In turn, he asked<br />
for a rather meagre<br />
fee that the school<br />
was to pay in advance,<br />
but of course.<br />
turned out to be no<br />
more dead than the<br />
first time, merely<br />
passed out after a<br />
bout of heaving drinking.<br />
In 1897, Þórður<br />
finally died for real.<br />
The medical students<br />
scooped up his corpse<br />
almost immediately<br />
and commenced to<br />
tear him up. They<br />
were surprised to find<br />
all his organs nearly<br />
intact, despite all the<br />
years of heavy drinking—learning<br />
that his body had been<br />
in a very healthy state right up until his<br />
death.<br />
Huge crowds showed up at<br />
Þórður’s funeral, where the priest gave<br />
an emotional speech over an almost<br />
empty coffin, holding what remained of<br />
the old man after the medical students<br />
had undertaken their anatomy lessons.<br />
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