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TRAVEL<br />

24<br />

The Reykjavík Grapevine<br />

Issue 16 — 2015<br />

The West<br />

How to get there: Take route 1 north, and turn onto route 60 to Búðardalur, from<br />

where you can continue on route 60 to Sælingsdalur, or 586 to Haukadalsskarð. To get<br />

to Dagverðarnes, retrace your steps onto route 1 and then turn onto route 508.<br />

“Equine Chernobyl.” There were no survivors<br />

on either side. It was only with the<br />

Sugarcube Pact of 1131 that the bloodshed<br />

stopped. The tragedy later inspired the formation<br />

of a hit band and a blockbuster<br />

movie, now in cinemas!<br />

4. Búðardalur:<br />

Delicious cake! Exhibit!<br />

Okay, enough of that nature shit. Let’s eat<br />

again.<br />

Drive on to Búðardalur. Búðardalur is<br />

pretty much the only town in Dalir, which<br />

means it has a shop and a tourist information<br />

thing. First, go to the shop. They do<br />

good hot dogs there. You need a coffee.<br />

Head on down to the information<br />

station. Look across the water and think<br />

about the mistakes you’ve made. Okay,<br />

now go inside and get some more coffee<br />

and a slice of DALIR’S MOST DELICIOUS<br />

CHOCOLATE CAKE! The guides in there<br />

will give you all sorts of interesting advice<br />

and stories about the area.<br />

If Dad’s House in Eiríksstaðir didn’t<br />

sate your settlement history appetite, go<br />

check out the settlement exhibit next to<br />

the café. It gives a good interactive history<br />

of Vinland and other early brutal colonisation<br />

efforts by Icelanders. Take a selfie<br />

with some tapestry. Move on. We’re only<br />

on number four and there’s still loads of<br />

shit to do today.<br />

In Búðardalur, a cow farted once. The<br />

locals thought it was a rave. The policeman<br />

from Snæfellsnes was called. No arrests were<br />

made.<br />

5. Cross on a hill<br />

This looks interesting! There are hills<br />

now! Wait, what is that? A cross? On a<br />

hill?! LET’S STOP HERE!<br />

Climb up some rocky rocks. Wow,<br />

look at that. A real-life cross. Oh, and<br />

the views. I can see Búðardalur from<br />

here!<br />

This is actually a very interesting<br />

cross, all jokes aside. It is to commemorate<br />

a lady from long ago with<br />

vast tracts of land, which made her very<br />

popular with all of her strapping young<br />

Norwegian gentlemen slaves. She<br />

claimed this part of Iceland for her own,<br />

and gave some of it up to her slaves.<br />

Some of the farms on the peninsula today<br />

are these same slave farms, probably!<br />

Across? From where?<br />

6. Here be seals, apparently<br />

Put your goddamn smartphone down.<br />

Look out the goddamn window. Have<br />

a real, authentic experience for once in<br />

your miserable life. Things on this rock<br />

are about to get interesting.<br />

To your right, there will be some<br />

more farms. Some are old and creepy.<br />

Whatever. But to your LEFT, you will see<br />

more bird life than you can shake a hot<br />

dog wrapper at. If it’s low tide, there’s<br />

a pretty big chance you’re going to see<br />

seals being lazy fuckers on the beach.<br />

Gosh. Would you look at that?<br />

There aren’t really any local legends<br />

about the seals. They’re generally pretty<br />

chill. Although there was that one guy.<br />

Half-man, half-seal, full mutant. His is a<br />

true rags-to-riches tale, and it all started<br />

out on this beach. After attending the X-<br />

Men Academy, he is now the real Prime<br />

Minister of the whole of Iceland! Wow!<br />

GRÍMSEY<br />

ÍSAFJÖRÐUR<br />

ÞÓRSHÖFN<br />

VOPNAFJÖRÐUR<br />

AKUREYRI<br />

EGILSSTAÐIR<br />

REYKJAVÍK

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