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TRAVEL<br />
24<br />
The Reykjavík Grapevine<br />
Issue 16 — 2015<br />
The West<br />
How to get there: Take route 1 north, and turn onto route 60 to Búðardalur, from<br />
where you can continue on route 60 to Sælingsdalur, or 586 to Haukadalsskarð. To get<br />
to Dagverðarnes, retrace your steps onto route 1 and then turn onto route 508.<br />
“Equine Chernobyl.” There were no survivors<br />
on either side. It was only with the<br />
Sugarcube Pact of 1131 that the bloodshed<br />
stopped. The tragedy later inspired the formation<br />
of a hit band and a blockbuster<br />
movie, now in cinemas!<br />
4. Búðardalur:<br />
Delicious cake! Exhibit!<br />
Okay, enough of that nature shit. Let’s eat<br />
again.<br />
Drive on to Búðardalur. Búðardalur is<br />
pretty much the only town in Dalir, which<br />
means it has a shop and a tourist information<br />
thing. First, go to the shop. They do<br />
good hot dogs there. You need a coffee.<br />
Head on down to the information<br />
station. Look across the water and think<br />
about the mistakes you’ve made. Okay,<br />
now go inside and get some more coffee<br />
and a slice of DALIR’S MOST DELICIOUS<br />
CHOCOLATE CAKE! The guides in there<br />
will give you all sorts of interesting advice<br />
and stories about the area.<br />
If Dad’s House in Eiríksstaðir didn’t<br />
sate your settlement history appetite, go<br />
check out the settlement exhibit next to<br />
the café. It gives a good interactive history<br />
of Vinland and other early brutal colonisation<br />
efforts by Icelanders. Take a selfie<br />
with some tapestry. Move on. We’re only<br />
on number four and there’s still loads of<br />
shit to do today.<br />
In Búðardalur, a cow farted once. The<br />
locals thought it was a rave. The policeman<br />
from Snæfellsnes was called. No arrests were<br />
made.<br />
5. Cross on a hill<br />
This looks interesting! There are hills<br />
now! Wait, what is that? A cross? On a<br />
hill?! LET’S STOP HERE!<br />
Climb up some rocky rocks. Wow,<br />
look at that. A real-life cross. Oh, and<br />
the views. I can see Búðardalur from<br />
here!<br />
This is actually a very interesting<br />
cross, all jokes aside. It is to commemorate<br />
a lady from long ago with<br />
vast tracts of land, which made her very<br />
popular with all of her strapping young<br />
Norwegian gentlemen slaves. She<br />
claimed this part of Iceland for her own,<br />
and gave some of it up to her slaves.<br />
Some of the farms on the peninsula today<br />
are these same slave farms, probably!<br />
Across? From where?<br />
6. Here be seals, apparently<br />
Put your goddamn smartphone down.<br />
Look out the goddamn window. Have<br />
a real, authentic experience for once in<br />
your miserable life. Things on this rock<br />
are about to get interesting.<br />
To your right, there will be some<br />
more farms. Some are old and creepy.<br />
Whatever. But to your LEFT, you will see<br />
more bird life than you can shake a hot<br />
dog wrapper at. If it’s low tide, there’s<br />
a pretty big chance you’re going to see<br />
seals being lazy fuckers on the beach.<br />
Gosh. Would you look at that?<br />
There aren’t really any local legends<br />
about the seals. They’re generally pretty<br />
chill. Although there was that one guy.<br />
Half-man, half-seal, full mutant. His is a<br />
true rags-to-riches tale, and it all started<br />
out on this beach. After attending the X-<br />
Men Academy, he is now the real Prime<br />
Minister of the whole of Iceland! Wow!<br />
GRÍMSEY<br />
ÍSAFJÖRÐUR<br />
ÞÓRSHÖFN<br />
VOPNAFJÖRÐUR<br />
AKUREYRI<br />
EGILSSTAÐIR<br />
REYKJAVÍK