Better Yet! An [un]Cookbook[let]

Your Guilt-free Pass—An [un]Official “Pink Slip”
Are you itchin' to get out of the kitchen?
This [un]cookbook[let] and “pink slip” provide permission.
You are hereby granted an exit from the kitchen
(after you've gotten sufficient nutrition).
Then use the strength for your lasting, truly-satisfying mission.
We find, in these final days, a serious situation.
“Fancy meals” are not our sole earthly mission.
Whether physically, emotionally, or spiritually,
souls are daily dying of starvation.
Some feel helpless, some hopeless—some in need of salvation.
Let's care for them too—part of our heavenly mission.
soon, all malaise will forever turn up missin'.
We'll be sufficiently satisfied, restored to heavenly Eden.
In such bliss, we'll never ever miss cleaning a messy kitchen.
No expiration