BeatRoute Magazine B.C. print e-edition - March 2016
BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper based in Western Canada with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise.
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IF I HAD 15 MILLION DOLLARS<br />
a vague offering from the BC government<br />
Last month the BC government pledged 15<br />
million dollars to grow Vancouver’s music<br />
industry into “the Nashville of Canada.” I was<br />
at the press conference and while it was not unlike<br />
many press conferences, it was still very weird.<br />
It began as it often does with people making<br />
sure their name was on the guestlist (though I<br />
don’t think the $7 dollar cover was life shattering if<br />
it wasn’t). Atop the stairs in their finest “look professional<br />
attire” (black shirt, buttons, less ripped<br />
jeans) was easily the largest, soberest congregation<br />
of “music industry professionals” I’ve ever seen.<br />
Few were sure what was up, though whispers of<br />
“it’s money” floated through the room, presumably<br />
because we all got the invite describing the event<br />
as Music Canada’s launch of the BC Industry report.<br />
Music Canada basically commissions research<br />
about the music industry in Canada; check out<br />
their report comparing Toronto to Austin for a<br />
good time! I was looking forward to a discussion<br />
about the report’s findings and recommendations,<br />
because facts and objectivity are like unicorns in<br />
the idealist wastelands of the Vancouver music biz.<br />
However, the plot changed when it was announced<br />
that Premier Christy Clarke was going to speak.<br />
If you’ve never seen the Warehouse Studio 2<br />
live room, it’s deliciously large. Yet, the bulk of<br />
attendees were corralled for the announcement<br />
within three meters of the back wall, separated<br />
from the podium side seats by a breaker of<br />
tripods and reporters. Within this sacred space<br />
were the VIPs, which included seats for Chad<br />
Krueger and Matthew Good (his old guitar player<br />
was with the mob). At the front stood Michael<br />
Buble, the head of the BC Chamber of Commerce,<br />
the new guy at Music BC, the Premier,<br />
and the Music Canada dude. Praise was delivered<br />
unto an absent Brian Adams for opening segregated<br />
meters of space to us all.<br />
First to speak was Music Canada, referencing<br />
the challenges and opportunities listed in the<br />
report. I encourage you all to read it in a brightly lit<br />
space with a magnifying glass, because the <strong>print</strong>ed<br />
version uses a barely visible sans serif font. He went<br />
on to introduce Michael Buble, who’s job it was to<br />
introduce the Premier. Why? WHY!?!<br />
Atop emerald green platform shoes, the<br />
Premier praised music as a source of personal<br />
developmental strength, derived from DOA<br />
shows and Vancouver’s now defunct Richard’s<br />
on Richard’s. Eventually she made it to the magic<br />
words, “15 million dollars.” The VIPs instantly<br />
rose to their feet in applause. She went on to pay<br />
lip service to “challenges,” “young artists,” and<br />
“housing costs.” When she finished I would have<br />
given anyone in that room $100 to tell me what<br />
the province was actually going to do with the<br />
money. And I wasn’t alone.<br />
The first question from the crowd was along the<br />
lines of “You’re saying this money will help young<br />
and struggling artists who are being pushed out of<br />
Vancouver by housing costs. How?” The Premiere<br />
said something about education; Buble interjected,<br />
not understanding the question, though in<br />
You get a fur! You get a fur! You get a jet! You get a jet! You get a….<br />
by Art Price<br />
his defense I can see how cost of living challenges<br />
didn’t compute. The press got into the eye-rollingly<br />
pointless issues and won hearts and minds with<br />
questions about MSP premiums and Alberta’s<br />
economic woes. Luckily for all of our sanity, Dan<br />
Mangan managed to sneak in one last question. To<br />
paraphrase, “Hey, 15 million is great, but what are<br />
you going to do with it?” With the Buble smokescreen<br />
already deployed, the Premier again referenced<br />
funds, education, and finally FINALLY that<br />
the BC Music Report’s recommendations would be<br />
used as the road map to how to use the funds.<br />
It was then time to flee; I paused only for a<br />
moment to notice the album mastering session’s<br />
worth of cheese and snacks that had been set up<br />
for mingling. My soul craved a rainy walk back<br />
towards Main Street to reset the Lotus Land<br />
reality meter.<br />
photo: ???<br />
24 MARCH <strong>2016</strong> •<br />
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