BeatRoute Magazine B.C. print e-edition - June 2016
BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper based in Western Canada with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise.
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SUBCULTURE<br />
notes from the underground<br />
As a person who has no desire to<br />
consort with hordes of people, I<br />
will improvise with information<br />
to write a column on <strong>BeatRoute</strong>’s desired<br />
subject matter for this issue — music<br />
festivals. I can barely remember the last<br />
time I was at one because I am always<br />
ball and chained to running local shows<br />
on weekends with my job. I suppose the<br />
last music festival I was at was Naughty<br />
Camp II in the early 2000s. That was the<br />
time LeBlanc, Dave May and I<br />
rented an RV camper as travel<br />
and sleeping quarters after<br />
the cowpie tent fiasco the<br />
year before and, well that’s a<br />
whole other story. I’ll just say<br />
this, if you rent an RV, don’t<br />
let anyone use the fucking<br />
bathroom in it to take a shit.<br />
That had to be the worst<br />
commute from Pemberton<br />
back to the city ever. Between<br />
the gruelling hangover after<br />
two days and the putrid odour<br />
emanating from the bathroom, vomit wasn’t<br />
far from projecting.<br />
From the ancient ashes of NorthWest<br />
Metal Fest, there are some killer people<br />
undertaking metal festivals these days<br />
in B.C. and Alberta, which is stellar.<br />
I remember making a meme last<br />
year which demonstrated how clean<br />
metalhead’s camping skills are compared<br />
to mainstreamers. I think it is a really cool<br />
element that metalheads are perceived by<br />
society as heathens, when they actually<br />
are more environmentally friendly than the<br />
general public that attends the trendy pop<br />
events.<br />
In my eyes a music festival is one that<br />
requires camping in the wilderness, not a<br />
multi-venue city event. Here are some of the<br />
standout metal music festivals this summer.<br />
Armstrong Metal Fest VIII – Jesse from<br />
Odinfist is one of the co-founders. 30+<br />
bands. July 15 to 17, Armstrong B.C. Info –<br />
armstrongmetalfest.ca.<br />
Metallion Festival 3 – The boys from<br />
Deveined are involved with this. 25+<br />
bands. August 12 to 14, west of Prince<br />
George, B.C. at Brookside. Free camping!<br />
Search on Facebook.<br />
Loud as Hell Metal Festival – 30+<br />
bands. Aug 29 – Sept 1, Drumheller, AB. Info<br />
by Wendy13<br />
– loudashell.com<br />
I get that festivals are the most bang<br />
for your buck for seeing plenty of bands<br />
but that only happens if everything isn’t<br />
cross-booked to shit, especially in the city<br />
style ‘Festival’ atmosphere. So without<br />
further ado here are some city events for<br />
Vancouver.<br />
Covenant festival II – Cvlt as fuck. <strong>June</strong><br />
16 to 18. Hindenburg. Only the grimmest<br />
shit and a killer headliner. Wear black or<br />
be mocked with crossed<br />
arms and death stares. No<br />
apparent website so search<br />
on Facebook.<br />
If punk is your thing check<br />
out ‘Have a Good Laugh’<br />
that is being thrown by the<br />
crustier folks in Vancity.<br />
Various venues with lots<br />
of roadpopping, studded<br />
vests and obscure punk<br />
patches. <strong>June</strong> 9 to 12. Info –<br />
thoughtdecay.com<br />
Music Waste <strong>2016</strong> – <strong>June</strong><br />
2 – 5. A far cry from the vision Brian<br />
Salmi had back in the day. If you’re indie<br />
and trendy enough, don your sweater vest<br />
or mom jeans and have a peep through<br />
your over-sized glasses. Various Vancity<br />
venues. Info – musicwaste.ca.<br />
Tacofest II. - 20 bands. Tacos. Lots of<br />
rock. Swangard stadium. Sat July 16. Info<br />
–apocalypsesunrise.com.<br />
Burgerfest VI – 18 bands. Burgers.<br />
Heavy. Sat Aug 13. Waldorf. Johnny has<br />
stepped aside on this one so contact the<br />
folks at Art Signified for more info or<br />
search on Facebook.<br />
Overused word of the decade – Festival.<br />
Finally, a word on Facebook etiquette: I<br />
wouldn’t think about posting my shows at<br />
Funky’s to the Rickshaw’s Facebook page.<br />
I don’t understand why newbie promoters<br />
or band guys would do that to my pages.<br />
So I’ll just continue to delete them. The<br />
point of a venue having a page or group<br />
is to advertise their shows. Sure, some<br />
of those same bands have played here<br />
before but advertise your show on the<br />
appropriate venue’s page. I didn’t create<br />
these designated spaces so you can laze<br />
your way as a promoter.<br />
As always, lots of shit to do here in<br />
Vancity. Carry on.<br />
<strong>June</strong> <strong>2016</strong> THE SKINNY<br />
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