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BeatRoute Magazine B.C. print e-edition - June 2016

BeatRoute Magazine is a monthly arts and entertainment paper based in Western Canada with a predominant focus on music – local, independent or otherwise.

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SUBCULTURE<br />

notes from the underground<br />

As a person who has no desire to<br />

consort with hordes of people, I<br />

will improvise with information<br />

to write a column on <strong>BeatRoute</strong>’s desired<br />

subject matter for this issue — music<br />

festivals. I can barely remember the last<br />

time I was at one because I am always<br />

ball and chained to running local shows<br />

on weekends with my job. I suppose the<br />

last music festival I was at was Naughty<br />

Camp II in the early 2000s. That was the<br />

time LeBlanc, Dave May and I<br />

rented an RV camper as travel<br />

and sleeping quarters after<br />

the cowpie tent fiasco the<br />

year before and, well that’s a<br />

whole other story. I’ll just say<br />

this, if you rent an RV, don’t<br />

let anyone use the fucking<br />

bathroom in it to take a shit.<br />

That had to be the worst<br />

commute from Pemberton<br />

back to the city ever. Between<br />

the gruelling hangover after<br />

two days and the putrid odour<br />

emanating from the bathroom, vomit wasn’t<br />

far from projecting.<br />

From the ancient ashes of NorthWest<br />

Metal Fest, there are some killer people<br />

undertaking metal festivals these days<br />

in B.C. and Alberta, which is stellar.<br />

I remember making a meme last<br />

year which demonstrated how clean<br />

metalhead’s camping skills are compared<br />

to mainstreamers. I think it is a really cool<br />

element that metalheads are perceived by<br />

society as heathens, when they actually<br />

are more environmentally friendly than the<br />

general public that attends the trendy pop<br />

events.<br />

In my eyes a music festival is one that<br />

requires camping in the wilderness, not a<br />

multi-venue city event. Here are some of the<br />

standout metal music festivals this summer.<br />

Armstrong Metal Fest VIII – Jesse from<br />

Odinfist is one of the co-founders. 30+<br />

bands. July 15 to 17, Armstrong B.C. Info –<br />

armstrongmetalfest.ca.<br />

Metallion Festival 3 – The boys from<br />

Deveined are involved with this. 25+<br />

bands. August 12 to 14, west of Prince<br />

George, B.C. at Brookside. Free camping!<br />

Search on Facebook.<br />

Loud as Hell Metal Festival – 30+<br />

bands. Aug 29 – Sept 1, Drumheller, AB. Info<br />

by Wendy13<br />

– loudashell.com<br />

I get that festivals are the most bang<br />

for your buck for seeing plenty of bands<br />

but that only happens if everything isn’t<br />

cross-booked to shit, especially in the city<br />

style ‘Festival’ atmosphere. So without<br />

further ado here are some city events for<br />

Vancouver.<br />

Covenant festival II – Cvlt as fuck. <strong>June</strong><br />

16 to 18. Hindenburg. Only the grimmest<br />

shit and a killer headliner. Wear black or<br />

be mocked with crossed<br />

arms and death stares. No<br />

apparent website so search<br />

on Facebook.<br />

If punk is your thing check<br />

out ‘Have a Good Laugh’<br />

that is being thrown by the<br />

crustier folks in Vancity.<br />

Various venues with lots<br />

of roadpopping, studded<br />

vests and obscure punk<br />

patches. <strong>June</strong> 9 to 12. Info –<br />

thoughtdecay.com<br />

Music Waste <strong>2016</strong> – <strong>June</strong><br />

2 – 5. A far cry from the vision Brian<br />

Salmi had back in the day. If you’re indie<br />

and trendy enough, don your sweater vest<br />

or mom jeans and have a peep through<br />

your over-sized glasses. Various Vancity<br />

venues. Info – musicwaste.ca.<br />

Tacofest II. - 20 bands. Tacos. Lots of<br />

rock. Swangard stadium. Sat July 16. Info<br />

–apocalypsesunrise.com.<br />

Burgerfest VI – 18 bands. Burgers.<br />

Heavy. Sat Aug 13. Waldorf. Johnny has<br />

stepped aside on this one so contact the<br />

folks at Art Signified for more info or<br />

search on Facebook.<br />

Overused word of the decade – Festival.<br />

Finally, a word on Facebook etiquette: I<br />

wouldn’t think about posting my shows at<br />

Funky’s to the Rickshaw’s Facebook page.<br />

I don’t understand why newbie promoters<br />

or band guys would do that to my pages.<br />

So I’ll just continue to delete them. The<br />

point of a venue having a page or group<br />

is to advertise their shows. Sure, some<br />

of those same bands have played here<br />

before but advertise your show on the<br />

appropriate venue’s page. I didn’t create<br />

these designated spaces so you can laze<br />

your way as a promoter.<br />

As always, lots of shit to do here in<br />

Vancity. Carry on.<br />

<strong>June</strong> <strong>2016</strong> THE SKINNY<br />

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