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To: CC: Attchmnt: Subject: My Brother Niss (niss@aol.com) TOP SECRET TOP SECRET TOP SECRET Well Niss, I have to say that with the exception of using your apartment as a second home I really am not missing my normal life at school! I love Israel- it kicks so much ass that it hurts. Except for a few minor exceptions I am having an amazing time. These exceptions are school, and some of the extracurricular activities that I am doing for school. For example: In the mornings I spend a few hours making license plates for the Iraqi government. The afternoons are spent rescuing Israeli hostages from Palestinian concentration ^ camps. Then I have lunch, after which I groom my assigned camels for an hour or two, which leads me right into machine gun 11 1 waxing and film sessions of guerilla warfare tactics. Then I take phone calls from Israeli settlers who are complaining about living in the Gaza strip. The most common thing they complain about is rotator cuff injuries from throwing rocks and hand grenades. Then I have dinner. Then I have my night courses. They start with my Palestinian propaganda class, where I learn to subliminally make Palestinians into 2nd class citizens through the joy of public speaking! Next, I have an Israeli bestiality class, which specializes in camel humping! I'd rather not speak in detail about that class. I finish with my terrorism class, where the final is to hijack a plane. All in all, things are going well and while this is not quite what I expected from the program, (especially when the head of the program spoke to us about making ourselves feel right at home) I am learning some valuable war tactics and military machinery clearance. I hope all is well at home and I will speak to you soon. “ft* R t*{ 7*'*4 " f t j t e A c c trm 7am*am* 'Sf Later, Benji Khabie P.S. I have broken a school record by signing four different peace accords! ing, huh? already Amaz-
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