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"<strong>Rothberg</strong> High"<br />
(to the tune o f "Saved By the Bell")<br />
by Susan Altman<br />
When you wake up in your dorm room<br />
And you hear a sonic kaboom<br />
And your roommate tries to tell you it's a plane<br />
You're worried it's a bomb<br />
But to class you run along<br />
Cause to miss a day of <strong>Rothberg</strong> you'd just<br />
have to be insane<br />
It's alright cuz you love <strong>Rothberg</strong> High!<br />
Cartoon by Naftali Meshel<br />
Then you stroll into your ulpan<br />
Not a friend for you to call on<br />
So you play a game of Jew geography<br />
By the time recess comes<br />
You will know everyone<br />
Cuz they forgot they knew you from<br />
Ramah in Cali!<br />
It's alright cuz you love <strong>Rothberg</strong><br />
High!<br />
So you've been abroad a while<br />
Without your boyfriend's friendly smile<br />
And you're thinking you could use a little play<br />
You throw on your black pants<br />
Run to the Whore*, start to dance<br />
And in the morning you're not lonely cuz you see Josh from 19-3<br />
It's alright cuz you love <strong>Rothberg</strong> High!<br />
*Whore= Orient Express... Student Night Every Wednesday Night...Free tequila<br />
until 23:00!