The Inkling Volume 2
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Political Poetry<br />
By David Makale na<br />
<strong>The</strong> last two weeks have been full of grief<br />
Labour vs Conservative; lots of beef<br />
Things have been said that insulted a few<br />
Hopefully they’ll join together and follow-through.<br />
Let’s start with Labour, down in Brighton<br />
Welcome Jeremy Corbyn: the Red Titan<br />
Back in May, Labour won a lot more<br />
Corbyn said that the Conservatives are done for.<br />
<strong>The</strong>resa May promised a ‘strong and stable’<br />
Britain<br />
<strong>The</strong> consequences look like that may have to be<br />
rewritten<br />
Coalition times have just begun now<br />
Labour has a good stance in Parliament. Wow!<br />
Jeremy presented the party as a place of unity<br />
‘Voting for us would be a great opportunity’<br />
<strong>The</strong> young are on board but the old not so much<br />
Discussions of Grenfell added a nice touch.<br />
<strong>The</strong> public supported the London disaster<br />
A Labour government would help out much faster<br />
If you're living in a house and paying rent<br />
Increasing prices is what Labour promises to<br />
prevent.<br />
Working will be improved too; soon you’ll have a<br />
bigger voice<br />
Under a Labour government, workers will have<br />
more choice<br />
Corbyn sent punches flying towards the Daily Mail<br />
Accusing them of making Labour seem frail.<br />
Now let’s turn to the elephant in the room; Brexit<br />
needs attention<br />
Labour vs Conservative; different methods, same<br />
tension<br />
Jeremy says that Labour are the only ones who<br />
can unite us<br />
Conservatives have no idea what they're doing,<br />
especially Liz Truss.<br />
Labour also promises to scrap the public sector<br />
pay cap<br />
Poor vs Rich; Labour pledges to reduce the gap<br />
University tuition fees are large and they terrify<br />
Corbyn wants to kick them away saying ‘Bye Bye!’<br />
All in all, Labour’s conference went okay although<br />
some would say excellent<br />
Corbyn made Conservatives look like they were<br />
covered in excrement<br />
But just a week later up in Manchester, <strong>The</strong>resa<br />
May fired back<br />
Trying to persuade Conservatives that she doesn’t<br />
deserve the sack.<br />
Tensions were high when May entered the room<br />
With a bad voice, negative thoughts continued to<br />
loom<br />
It was upsetting that from there, things just got<br />
worse<br />
Malfunctions and prankers; <strong>The</strong>resa was under a<br />
curse.<br />
Let's start with her policies, some quite important<br />
news<br />
Excuses for why back in May <strong>The</strong>resa did lose<br />
She said that her tagline was ‘too presidential’<br />
She did not realise that it would be so<br />
consequential.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Conservatives also promised to do a review of<br />
mental health<br />
To help absolutely everyone in the entire British<br />
Commonwealth<br />
<strong>The</strong>resa said she still has a desire to follow her<br />
policies through<br />
Thinking back to Cameron’s speech it sounds like<br />
déjà vu.<br />
May declared that more houses are going to be<br />
built<br />
To make sure that the British population does not<br />
begin to wilt<br />
Enticing them as well is a cap on expensive<br />
energy bills<br />
Giving people more money to spend on their<br />
thrills.<br />
Unlike Labour they are not going to cut tuition<br />
fees<br />
Later on in the speech <strong>The</strong>resa started to wheeze<br />
Her bad voice had broken her hard and things<br />
weren’t going well<br />
<strong>The</strong> collapsing background made sure that<br />
everyone else could tell.<br />
But then <strong>The</strong>resa May started to thrive<br />
Until a prankster handed her a P45<br />
Boris had been humiliated and <strong>The</strong>resa tried to<br />
recover<br />
<strong>The</strong>resa talked Brexit but there was nothing new<br />
to discover.<br />
<strong>The</strong> most important thing to take out of this<br />
speech was <strong>The</strong>resa’s active immunity<br />
Her main policies were forgotten; all she was<br />
trying to do was form unity<br />
Both parties had their problems; some of their<br />
speeches were like a dump<br />
But just be glad that our Prime Minister is not<br />
Donald J Trump.