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Political Poetry<br />

By David Makale na<br />

<strong>The</strong> last two weeks have been full of grief<br />

Labour vs Conservative; lots of beef<br />

Things have been said that insulted a few<br />

Hopefully they’ll join together and follow-through.<br />

Let’s start with Labour, down in Brighton<br />

Welcome Jeremy Corbyn: the Red Titan<br />

Back in May, Labour won a lot more<br />

Corbyn said that the Conservatives are done for.<br />

<strong>The</strong>resa May promised a ‘strong and stable’<br />

Britain<br />

<strong>The</strong> consequences look like that may have to be<br />

rewritten<br />

Coalition times have just begun now<br />

Labour has a good stance in Parliament. Wow!<br />

Jeremy presented the party as a place of unity<br />

‘Voting for us would be a great opportunity’<br />

<strong>The</strong> young are on board but the old not so much<br />

Discussions of Grenfell added a nice touch.<br />

<strong>The</strong> public supported the London disaster<br />

A Labour government would help out much faster<br />

If you're living in a house and paying rent<br />

Increasing prices is what Labour promises to<br />

prevent.<br />

Working will be improved too; soon you’ll have a<br />

bigger voice<br />

Under a Labour government, workers will have<br />

more choice<br />

Corbyn sent punches flying towards the Daily Mail<br />

Accusing them of making Labour seem frail.<br />

Now let’s turn to the elephant in the room; Brexit<br />

needs attention<br />

Labour vs Conservative; different methods, same<br />

tension<br />

Jeremy says that Labour are the only ones who<br />

can unite us<br />

Conservatives have no idea what they're doing,<br />

especially Liz Truss.<br />

Labour also promises to scrap the public sector<br />

pay cap<br />

Poor vs Rich; Labour pledges to reduce the gap<br />

University tuition fees are large and they terrify<br />

Corbyn wants to kick them away saying ‘Bye Bye!’<br />

All in all, Labour’s conference went okay although<br />

some would say excellent<br />

Corbyn made Conservatives look like they were<br />

covered in excrement<br />

But just a week later up in Manchester, <strong>The</strong>resa<br />

May fired back<br />

Trying to persuade Conservatives that she doesn’t<br />

deserve the sack.<br />

Tensions were high when May entered the room<br />

With a bad voice, negative thoughts continued to<br />

loom<br />

It was upsetting that from there, things just got<br />

worse<br />

Malfunctions and prankers; <strong>The</strong>resa was under a<br />

curse.<br />

Let's start with her policies, some quite important<br />

news<br />

Excuses for why back in May <strong>The</strong>resa did lose<br />

She said that her tagline was ‘too presidential’<br />

She did not realise that it would be so<br />

consequential.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Conservatives also promised to do a review of<br />

mental health<br />

To help absolutely everyone in the entire British<br />

Commonwealth<br />

<strong>The</strong>resa said she still has a desire to follow her<br />

policies through<br />

Thinking back to Cameron’s speech it sounds like<br />

déjà vu.<br />

May declared that more houses are going to be<br />

built<br />

To make sure that the British population does not<br />

begin to wilt<br />

Enticing them as well is a cap on expensive<br />

energy bills<br />

Giving people more money to spend on their<br />

thrills.<br />

Unlike Labour they are not going to cut tuition<br />

fees<br />

Later on in the speech <strong>The</strong>resa started to wheeze<br />

Her bad voice had broken her hard and things<br />

weren’t going well<br />

<strong>The</strong> collapsing background made sure that<br />

everyone else could tell.<br />

But then <strong>The</strong>resa May started to thrive<br />

Until a prankster handed her a P45<br />

Boris had been humiliated and <strong>The</strong>resa tried to<br />

recover<br />

<strong>The</strong>resa talked Brexit but there was nothing new<br />

to discover.<br />

<strong>The</strong> most important thing to take out of this<br />

speech was <strong>The</strong>resa’s active immunity<br />

Her main policies were forgotten; all she was<br />

trying to do was form unity<br />

Both parties had their problems; some of their<br />

speeches were like a dump<br />

But just be glad that our Prime Minister is not<br />

Donald J Trump.

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