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40—Vanguard, THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2019<br />

Stolen mandates, matters<br />

miscellaneous<br />

NOBODY can <strong>beat</strong><br />

Nigerian politicians<br />

to the game of mischief.<br />

When it comes to that, they<br />

are at their creative best.<br />

I have had a good laugh<br />

s<strong>in</strong>ce the beg<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g of what<br />

seems to be the conclusion<br />

of the first phase of the<br />

Independent National<br />

Electoral Commission’s<br />

otherwise <strong>in</strong>conclusive<br />

<strong>election</strong>s.<br />

First phase because<br />

<strong>election</strong>s <strong>in</strong> Nigeria, even<br />

after the mayhem and<br />

outright banditry, still<br />

rema<strong>in</strong> <strong>in</strong>conclusive until<br />

the courts make the f<strong>in</strong>al<br />

pronouncements. And<br />

almost <strong>every</strong> s<strong>in</strong>gle poll is<br />

challenged <strong>in</strong> court. That is<br />

Nigeria’s homegrown<br />

democracy.<br />

So, the voters exercise<br />

their civic duty but the votes<br />

most times are neither<br />

counted nor count.<br />

Perhaps, the former<br />

Union of Soviet Socialist<br />

Republics, USSR, dictator,<br />

Joseph Stal<strong>in</strong>, had our<br />

beloved country <strong>in</strong> m<strong>in</strong>d<br />

when he uttered the quip:<br />

“Those who vote decide<br />

noth<strong>in</strong>g. Those who count<br />

the vote decide <strong>every</strong>th<strong>in</strong>g”.<br />

This malevolent idea was<br />

not orig<strong>in</strong>al to him because<br />

<strong>in</strong> his 1922 novel, Uncle<br />

Henry, George Creel, an<br />

<strong>in</strong>vestigative journalist,<br />

writer and politician who<br />

served as the head of the<br />

U.S. Committee on Public<br />

Information, a propaganda<br />

organisation created by<br />

President Woodrow Wilson<br />

dur<strong>in</strong>g World War I, wrote:<br />

“There’s more to an <strong>election</strong><br />

than mere vot<strong>in</strong>g, my boy,<br />

for as an em<strong>in</strong>ent American<br />

once said: ‘I care not who<br />

casts the votes of a nation if<br />

they’ll let me make the<br />

count.’”<br />

Muhammadu <strong>Buhari</strong> and<br />

his party, the APC, with<br />

INEC chairman,<br />

Mahmood Yakubu, as their<br />

chief enforcer, have taken<br />

the country to the next level<br />

of electoral comedy. The<br />

APC has reduced <strong>election</strong>s<br />

<strong>in</strong> Nigeria to a farce.<br />

But why am I hav<strong>in</strong>g a<br />

good laugh? Nigerian<br />

politicians have upped the<br />

ante of clown<strong>in</strong>g. They are<br />

court jesters or how else<br />

does one expla<strong>in</strong> the<br />

strident cries of stolen<br />

mandates even by those<br />

who lost <strong>election</strong>s <strong>in</strong> their<br />

families and wards?<br />

In fact, the 2019 <strong>election</strong>s<br />

can aptly be titled ‘stolen<br />

mandates polls’.<br />

Everybody’s mandate has<br />

Who did Emeka<br />

Ihedioha, the PDP<br />

candidate who<br />

won the Imo State<br />

governorship<br />

<strong>election</strong> steal the<br />

mandate from –<br />

Uzod<strong>in</strong>ma,<br />

Nwosu or<br />

Okorocha?<br />

been stolen by <strong>every</strong>one.<br />

Have we become a country<br />

of mandate-robbers?<br />

Everyone is a suspect. Even<br />

President Muhammadu<br />

<strong>Buhari</strong> is cry<strong>in</strong>g foul.<br />

Nigeria has become one<br />

huge wail<strong>in</strong>g orchestra.<br />

While some of these claims,<br />

at least on face value, have<br />

merit, most are spurious.<br />

For <strong>in</strong>stance, when the<br />

presidential candidate of<br />

the Peoples Democratic<br />

Party, PDP, <strong>Atiku</strong> Abubakar,<br />

says: “I have just<br />

<strong>in</strong>augurated my legal team<br />

and charged them with the<br />

responsibility of ensur<strong>in</strong>g<br />

that our stolen mandate is<br />

retrieved,” some Nigerians<br />

can reasonably say, well …!<br />

He came second <strong>in</strong> the<br />

presidential <strong>election</strong> with<br />

11,262,978 votes aga<strong>in</strong>st<br />

<strong>Buhari</strong>’s15,191,847 votes.<br />

But not so when the<br />

presidential candidate of<br />

the Youth Progressive Party,<br />

YPP, Professor K<strong>in</strong>gsley<br />

Moghalu, claims that his<br />

party’s votes were “stolen,<br />

suppressed and diverted”.<br />

But it even gets more<br />

ridiculous, if not bizarre,<br />

when Senator Godswill<br />

Akpabio’s paroxysm is<br />

thrown <strong>in</strong>to the mix. INEC<br />

declared Christopher<br />

Ekpenyong of the PDP<br />

w<strong>in</strong>ner of the Akwa Ibom<br />

North West senatorial<br />

<strong>election</strong> with 118,215<br />

aga<strong>in</strong>st Akpabio’s 83,158<br />

votes. Akpabio, former<br />

governor of the state and<br />

<strong>in</strong>cumbent senator, would<br />

hear none of that.<br />

“Incontrovertible result<br />

sheets from the INEC office<br />

<strong>in</strong> Uyo, showed different<br />

figures that I secured<br />

138,256 votes as aga<strong>in</strong>st<br />

Ekpenyong’s 123,843<br />

votes,” he claimed. His<br />

media aide, Anietie Ekong,<br />

amplified the claim: “We are<br />

not satisfied with the results<br />

and outcome of that<br />

<strong>election</strong>. That is why the<br />

former governor and the<br />

party approached the<br />

<strong>election</strong> petitions tribunal to<br />

ventilate their grievances as<br />

well as reclaim their stolen<br />

mandate.”<br />

Akpabio himself became<br />

more comical with his claim<br />

that: “My mandate is solid<br />

and wait<strong>in</strong>g for me. You<br />

know that I cannot fail<br />

<strong>election</strong>, I cannot fail. Do<br />

<strong>you</strong> expect me to fail? Won’t<br />

<strong>you</strong> love me to be <strong>you</strong>r<br />

senator? I can’t fail.”<br />

Meanwhile the man<br />

whose vaunted mandate<br />

was stolen lost eight out of<br />

the ten local governments<br />

<strong>in</strong> the senatorial zone. Of<br />

course, his constituents<br />

don’t expect him to fail.<br />

They failed him, a fact the<br />

Presidency did not<br />

appreciate when it took<br />

Akpabio’s claim from the<br />

prism of ridiculous to the<br />

absurd.<br />

I laughed heartily when<br />

<strong>Buhari</strong> vowed he would<br />

reclaim APC’s stolen<br />

mandate <strong>in</strong> the state.<br />

“What happened on<br />

February 23 was robbery.<br />

The votes of the people<br />

were stolen, but we are not<br />

deterred. We are go<strong>in</strong>g to<br />

make sure that <strong>every</strong>th<strong>in</strong>g<br />

that was stolen … would be<br />

restored,” <strong>Buhari</strong> said<br />

through his deputy, Yemi<br />

Os<strong>in</strong>bajo.<br />

APC’s governorship<br />

candidate <strong>in</strong> the state,<br />

Nsima Ekere, latched onto<br />

the rope of deceit thrown<br />

at the s<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g political ship,<br />

assur<strong>in</strong>g supporters of<br />

victory.<br />

Yet, <strong>in</strong> the <strong>election</strong>, APC<br />

lost the entire 10 National<br />

Assembly seats and the<br />

presidential <strong>election</strong> to<br />

boot. The PDP must be<br />

damn good <strong>in</strong> their alleged<br />

trade of mandate robbery to<br />

pull off that feat under the<br />

<strong>Buhari</strong> presidency.<br />

The PDP <strong>in</strong> turn accused<br />

the Vice President and his<br />

party of liv<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> a fool’s<br />

paradise.<br />

In Delta State, the APC<br />

governorship candidate,<br />

Great Ogboru, claimed his<br />

mandate was stolen by the<br />

<strong>in</strong>cumbent governor,<br />

Ifeanyi Okowa, and<br />

promised to reclaim same.<br />

“I promised <strong>you</strong> a few<br />

weeks ago that we shall be<br />

<strong>in</strong> the proper arena to<br />

address the issues,” he told<br />

his supporters at a press<br />

conference. “We have s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />

the past few days filed our<br />

petitions to challenge the<br />

illegalities committed by<br />

the PDP and its leaders <strong>in</strong><br />

Delta State on March 9,<br />

2019, and we believe that<br />

with God on our side, that<br />

situation will surely be<br />

reversed.”<br />

The God of Nigerian<br />

politicians is long-suffer<strong>in</strong>g<br />

<strong>in</strong>deed.<br />

Meanwhile, the courts<br />

have declared that Ogboru<br />

was not even qualified to<br />

fly the APC flag. So, his<br />

candidacy was stolen. Poetic<br />

justice!<br />

But the prize for the most<br />

ridiculous claim deservedly<br />

belongs to Biokpomabo<br />

Awara, the Rivers State<br />

African Action Congress,<br />

AAC, governorship<br />

candidate. “I want Rivers<br />

people, especially my<br />

teem<strong>in</strong>g supporters, who<br />

are be<strong>in</strong>g pa<strong>in</strong>ed by what<br />

they are see<strong>in</strong>g, to keep<br />

hope alive. Victory is<br />

certa<strong>in</strong>. We are go<strong>in</strong>g to<br />

br<strong>in</strong>g back the stolen<br />

mandate,” Awara said after<br />

INEC f<strong>in</strong>ally announced<br />

the result of the<br />

governorship poll.<br />

Many people are still<br />

scratch<strong>in</strong>g their heads,<br />

try<strong>in</strong>g to figure out what he<br />

was talk<strong>in</strong>g about.<br />

The <strong>in</strong>cumbent governor,<br />

Nyesom Wike, won the poll<br />

with 886,264 votes aga<strong>in</strong>st<br />

Awara’s 173,859 votes. The<br />

marg<strong>in</strong> was 712,405 votes.<br />

But Awara is assur<strong>in</strong>g his<br />

people: “We are go<strong>in</strong>g to<br />

reclaim the stolen mandate<br />

… I want Rivers people,<br />

especially my teem<strong>in</strong>g<br />

supporters, who are be<strong>in</strong>g<br />

pa<strong>in</strong>ed by what they are<br />

see<strong>in</strong>g, to keep hope alive.<br />

Victory is certa<strong>in</strong>. We are<br />

go<strong>in</strong>g to br<strong>in</strong>g back the<br />

stolen mandate.”<br />

In Imo State, it is the same<br />

song of lamentation. Hope<br />

Uzod<strong>in</strong>ma of the APC and<br />

Action Alliance’s Uche<br />

Nwosu, are both claim<strong>in</strong>g<br />

their mandates were stolen.<br />

While Uzod<strong>in</strong>ma is<br />

accus<strong>in</strong>g Governor Rochas<br />

Okorocha for the grand<br />

theft, Nwosu, Okorocha’s<br />

son-<strong>in</strong>-law, is po<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g<br />

f<strong>in</strong>gers of blame at<br />

Uzod<strong>in</strong>ma as the<br />

archetypal mandate robber.<br />

Fir<strong>in</strong>g back at Okorocha’s<br />

taunt that the APC failed <strong>in</strong><br />

Imo because it fielded<br />

Uzod<strong>in</strong>ma, the APC<br />

candidate said: “I will<br />

reclaim my mandate which<br />

Okorocha and Ihedioha<br />

stole … and then I will have<br />

someth<strong>in</strong>g to tell<br />

Okorocha.”<br />

Not want<strong>in</strong>g to be<br />

outdone, Nwosu is also<br />

throw<strong>in</strong>g tantrums. “As far<br />

as I am concerned, this is a<br />

stolen mandate and I will<br />

challenge it at the tribunal.<br />

I have confidence that the<br />

judiciary will do the right<br />

th<strong>in</strong>g,” he said.<br />

So, who did Emeka<br />

Ihedioha, the PDP<br />

candidate who won the Imo<br />

State governorship <strong>election</strong><br />

steal the mandate from –<br />

Uzod<strong>in</strong>ma, Nwosu or<br />

Okorocha?<br />

With Nigerian politicians,<br />

answers to such questions<br />

blow <strong>in</strong> the w<strong>in</strong>d.<br />

Electoral<br />

comedy<br />

This was a sentiment<br />

amplified by former<br />

Nicaraguan dictator<br />

Anastasio Somoza when he<br />

quipped hubristically after<br />

one of his kangaroo<br />

<strong>election</strong>s that: “Indeed, <strong>you</strong><br />

won the <strong>election</strong>s, but I won<br />

the count.”<br />

So, the Nigerian military<br />

<strong>in</strong> organis<strong>in</strong>g the 1999<br />

<strong>election</strong>s took the<br />

admonition to heart.<br />

President Olusegun<br />

Obasanjo upped the ante<br />

of electoral malfeasance<br />

and President

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