Pathways Issue 1- August 2019
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S m a r t g r a n d s o n<br />
T h e b e s t o f T h e O n i o n<br />
m a g a z i n e c o v e r s<br />
At the mall, my five-year-old<br />
grandson joined the other children<br />
in line waiting to sit on the Easter<br />
Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn,<br />
Jake didn’t move; he just stared.<br />
“Don’t you want to sit on the <br />
bunny’s lap?” I asked.<br />
“No!” he shouted. “There’s a man in<br />
his mouth!”<br />
Source: C. S. - From Readers Digest<br />
• “I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”:<br />
One Woman’s Harrowing<br />
Misunderstanding of How Haircuts<br />
Work<br />
• The 100 Worst Senators<br />
• The World’s 10 Most Powerful<br />
Women: We Make Them Discuss<br />
Fashion and Lindsay Lohan<br />
Source: The Onion Magazine: The<br />
Iconic Covers That Transformed an<br />
Undeserving World (Little, Brown)<br />
T h o r o u g h L a w y e r<br />
The attorney tells the accused, “I have<br />
some good news and some bad news.”<br />
“What’s the bad news?” asks the<br />
accused.<br />
“The bad news is, your blood is all over<br />
the crime scene, and the DNA tests<br />
prove you did it.”<br />
“What’s the good news?”<br />
“Your cholesterol is 130.”<br />
Source: Readers Digest<br />
LOL...<br />
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