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Pathways Issue 1- August 2019

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S m a r t g r a n d s o n<br />

T h e b e s t o f T h e O n i o n<br />

m a g a z i n e c o v e r s<br />

At the mall, my five-year-old<br />

grandson joined the other children<br />

in line waiting to sit on the Easter<br />

Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn,<br />

Jake didn’t move; he just stared.<br />

“Don’t you want to sit on the <br />

bunny’s lap?” I asked.<br />

“No!” he shouted. “There’s a man in<br />

his mouth!”<br />

Source: C. S. - From Readers Digest<br />

• “I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”:<br />

One Woman’s Harrowing<br />

Misunderstanding of How Haircuts<br />

Work<br />

• The 100 Worst Senators<br />

• The World’s 10 Most Powerful<br />

Women: We Make Them Discuss<br />

Fashion and Lindsay Lohan<br />

Source: The Onion Magazine: The<br />

Iconic Covers That Transformed an<br />

Undeserving World (Little, Brown)<br />

T h o r o u g h L a w y e r<br />

The attorney tells the accused, “I have<br />

some good news and some bad news.”<br />

“What’s the bad news?” asks the<br />

accused.<br />

“The bad news is, your blood is all over<br />

the crime scene, and the DNA tests<br />

prove you did it.”<br />

“What’s the good news?”<br />

“Your cholesterol is 130.”<br />

Source: Readers Digest<br />

LOL...<br />

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