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The <strong>Mountain</strong> <strong>Times</strong> • <strong>June</strong> 5-<strong>11</strong>, 2019 COLUMNS • 31<br />

Every once in a while, I splurge and<br />

buy myself a nice piece of clothing. Now,<br />

“splurge” to me and “splurge” to others<br />

can mean wildly different things. I’m not<br />

cheap, but I also cannot fathom spending<br />

several hundred dollars for an article of<br />

clothing, I don’t care what designer<br />

made it.<br />

So, when I say<br />

“splurge,” I’m<br />

talking maybe $75<br />

dollars (and that’s<br />

a big maybe).<br />

For instance,<br />

The Movie<br />

Diary<br />

By Dom Cioffi<br />

Dressed for success<br />

I was in Dick’s<br />

Sporting Goods<br />

recently looking<br />

for a new golf<br />

shirt. My first<br />

inclination was to<br />

head to the clearance rack to see what’s<br />

available. More often than not, I can find<br />

a great shirt for a reduced price (even if it<br />

was a style from a month ago).<br />

Occasionally, I’ll check out the brand<br />

name racks with the current looks, but<br />

I’m often turned away when I see price<br />

tags for $90. I mean, a collared shirt for<br />

almost $100 dollars? Sorry, I don’t care<br />

what it’s made out of.<br />

And, having had a career in marketing,<br />

I know that most of those items<br />

are marked up to pay for the relentless<br />

corporate advertising.<br />

Places like TJ Maxx were absolutely<br />

developed for my mindset. I’m not into<br />

boutique shopping and I don’t need<br />

the latest and greatest looks. I want<br />

comfortable, sharp, and well-made<br />

and I don’t want to break the bank to<br />

pay for it.<br />

Up until recently, I’ve been able to<br />

clothe my son for a reasonable price,<br />

but he’s starting to take notice of styles<br />

and brand names and is requesting<br />

items that are outside of my financial comfort zone. I’m<br />

especially wary buying him pricey items because he’s<br />

still young enough that everything he wears gets stained<br />

within hours of putting it on.<br />

I learned this lesson recently when he cajoled me into<br />

buying him white Adidas sweat pants. They were sharp,<br />

for sure, but my intuition told me they would be ruined<br />

within a week.<br />

I was right.<br />

I was doing the laundry not long after I bought them<br />

and noticed green marker on the right thigh. When I<br />

asked, he sheepishly told me that he did it by accident<br />

while writing on his arm. In my mind they were ruined,<br />

but he had no problem slipping them back on.<br />

Thankfully my son is now starting to earn his own<br />

money so when he starts pining for a pair of overpriced<br />

sneakers or a ridiculously marked-up team jersey, I can<br />

encourage him to tap into his own bank account.<br />

My wife operates in an entirely different realm. She<br />

can drop hundreds of dollars for a new dress that looks<br />

freakishly close to three other dresses she already owns.<br />

And don’t get me started on the shoes and handbags!<br />

Why one person would need multiple articles of clothing<br />

or accessories that look nearly identical to items you<br />

already own is beyond me.<br />

She will admit to having a problem, but does little to<br />

curb the buying. I wouldn’t say it’s to the level of an addiction,<br />

but she’s definitely teetering on the edge.<br />

I’ve learned to keep my criticism in check because<br />

it’s a sensitive subject, but when I start to see multiple<br />

ROCKETMAN<br />

new articles of clothing appearing in the dirty laundry,<br />

it’s hard for me not to mention that I still have shirts from<br />

when I was in college (sad but true).<br />

But the real kicker is when I announce that I’m heading<br />

to Goodwill over the weekend and ask her to gather<br />

any items she wants to donate. Soon enough, a bag will<br />

appear with a bevy of clothing items that I know are less<br />

than a year old and that may have been worn only one or<br />

two times. It seems her life is a constant costume change.<br />

This week’s film, “Rocketman,” the musical life story<br />

of Elton John, features countless costumes changes that<br />

mirror the tumultuous life of one of rock and roll’s most<br />

original stars.<br />

Starring Taron Egerton (“Kingsman”) as Elton John,<br />

“Rocketman” is more of a musical documentary than a<br />

standard film (think “La La Land”). Egerton, who does all<br />

of the singing, does a wonderful job portraying the singer<br />

from his youthful days scrubbing for music gigs to his<br />

eventual rehab stint decades later.<br />

Any fan of John’s music will appreciate how his backlog<br />

of hits are interwoven into his life story. What may<br />

come as a surprise to many viewers will be the revelation<br />

of just how dysfunctional John’s life was as a child and<br />

how it led to his eventual drug and alcohol addictions.<br />

Check this one out if you’re a fan of the artist. And if<br />

you’re not, this is just the kind of vehicle to turn you into<br />

one.<br />

A rocking “A-” for “Rocketman.”<br />

Got a question or comment for Dom? You can email<br />

him at moviediary@att.net.<br />

QUESTION: Cliff and Butch are playing in a tournament.<br />

On the 6th hole, Butch’s putt rests on the green<br />

next to the flagstick, which is in the hole. Part of the ball<br />

lies below the surface of the green. Butch says the ball<br />

is considered holed even though the ball is not entirely<br />

below the surface of the green. Cliff says the entire ball<br />

must be below the surface of the green to be considered<br />

holed. Is Cliff correct?<br />

ANSWER: If any part of the ball lies below the surface<br />

of the green, it is considered holed. Cliff is incorrect.<br />

See Rule 13-2c in the Official Guide to the Rules of Golf,<br />

effective 2019.<br />

Saturday morning golf clinics will commence <strong>June</strong><br />

8th @ 10:30-12:00. Remember, the swing’s the thing and<br />

continuous improvement is what it’s all about.<br />

BE<br />

HEARD.<br />

Please call or<br />

check us out<br />

online for this<br />

week’s movie<br />

offerings.<br />

Movie Hotline: 877-789-6684<br />

WWW.FLAGSHIPCINEMAS.COM<br />

Mounta in <strong>Times</strong><br />

mountaintimes.info

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