Mountain Times - Volume 48, Number 23: June 5-11
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The <strong>Mountain</strong> <strong>Times</strong> • <strong>June</strong> 5-<strong>11</strong>, 2019 COLUMNS • 31<br />
Every once in a while, I splurge and<br />
buy myself a nice piece of clothing. Now,<br />
“splurge” to me and “splurge” to others<br />
can mean wildly different things. I’m not<br />
cheap, but I also cannot fathom spending<br />
several hundred dollars for an article of<br />
clothing, I don’t care what designer<br />
made it.<br />
So, when I say<br />
“splurge,” I’m<br />
talking maybe $75<br />
dollars (and that’s<br />
a big maybe).<br />
For instance,<br />
The Movie<br />
Diary<br />
By Dom Cioffi<br />
Dressed for success<br />
I was in Dick’s<br />
Sporting Goods<br />
recently looking<br />
for a new golf<br />
shirt. My first<br />
inclination was to<br />
head to the clearance rack to see what’s<br />
available. More often than not, I can find<br />
a great shirt for a reduced price (even if it<br />
was a style from a month ago).<br />
Occasionally, I’ll check out the brand<br />
name racks with the current looks, but<br />
I’m often turned away when I see price<br />
tags for $90. I mean, a collared shirt for<br />
almost $100 dollars? Sorry, I don’t care<br />
what it’s made out of.<br />
And, having had a career in marketing,<br />
I know that most of those items<br />
are marked up to pay for the relentless<br />
corporate advertising.<br />
Places like TJ Maxx were absolutely<br />
developed for my mindset. I’m not into<br />
boutique shopping and I don’t need<br />
the latest and greatest looks. I want<br />
comfortable, sharp, and well-made<br />
and I don’t want to break the bank to<br />
pay for it.<br />
Up until recently, I’ve been able to<br />
clothe my son for a reasonable price,<br />
but he’s starting to take notice of styles<br />
and brand names and is requesting<br />
items that are outside of my financial comfort zone. I’m<br />
especially wary buying him pricey items because he’s<br />
still young enough that everything he wears gets stained<br />
within hours of putting it on.<br />
I learned this lesson recently when he cajoled me into<br />
buying him white Adidas sweat pants. They were sharp,<br />
for sure, but my intuition told me they would be ruined<br />
within a week.<br />
I was right.<br />
I was doing the laundry not long after I bought them<br />
and noticed green marker on the right thigh. When I<br />
asked, he sheepishly told me that he did it by accident<br />
while writing on his arm. In my mind they were ruined,<br />
but he had no problem slipping them back on.<br />
Thankfully my son is now starting to earn his own<br />
money so when he starts pining for a pair of overpriced<br />
sneakers or a ridiculously marked-up team jersey, I can<br />
encourage him to tap into his own bank account.<br />
My wife operates in an entirely different realm. She<br />
can drop hundreds of dollars for a new dress that looks<br />
freakishly close to three other dresses she already owns.<br />
And don’t get me started on the shoes and handbags!<br />
Why one person would need multiple articles of clothing<br />
or accessories that look nearly identical to items you<br />
already own is beyond me.<br />
She will admit to having a problem, but does little to<br />
curb the buying. I wouldn’t say it’s to the level of an addiction,<br />
but she’s definitely teetering on the edge.<br />
I’ve learned to keep my criticism in check because<br />
it’s a sensitive subject, but when I start to see multiple<br />
ROCKETMAN<br />
new articles of clothing appearing in the dirty laundry,<br />
it’s hard for me not to mention that I still have shirts from<br />
when I was in college (sad but true).<br />
But the real kicker is when I announce that I’m heading<br />
to Goodwill over the weekend and ask her to gather<br />
any items she wants to donate. Soon enough, a bag will<br />
appear with a bevy of clothing items that I know are less<br />
than a year old and that may have been worn only one or<br />
two times. It seems her life is a constant costume change.<br />
This week’s film, “Rocketman,” the musical life story<br />
of Elton John, features countless costumes changes that<br />
mirror the tumultuous life of one of rock and roll’s most<br />
original stars.<br />
Starring Taron Egerton (“Kingsman”) as Elton John,<br />
“Rocketman” is more of a musical documentary than a<br />
standard film (think “La La Land”). Egerton, who does all<br />
of the singing, does a wonderful job portraying the singer<br />
from his youthful days scrubbing for music gigs to his<br />
eventual rehab stint decades later.<br />
Any fan of John’s music will appreciate how his backlog<br />
of hits are interwoven into his life story. What may<br />
come as a surprise to many viewers will be the revelation<br />
of just how dysfunctional John’s life was as a child and<br />
how it led to his eventual drug and alcohol addictions.<br />
Check this one out if you’re a fan of the artist. And if<br />
you’re not, this is just the kind of vehicle to turn you into<br />
one.<br />
A rocking “A-” for “Rocketman.”<br />
Got a question or comment for Dom? You can email<br />
him at moviediary@att.net.<br />
QUESTION: Cliff and Butch are playing in a tournament.<br />
On the 6th hole, Butch’s putt rests on the green<br />
next to the flagstick, which is in the hole. Part of the ball<br />
lies below the surface of the green. Butch says the ball<br />
is considered holed even though the ball is not entirely<br />
below the surface of the green. Cliff says the entire ball<br />
must be below the surface of the green to be considered<br />
holed. Is Cliff correct?<br />
ANSWER: If any part of the ball lies below the surface<br />
of the green, it is considered holed. Cliff is incorrect.<br />
See Rule 13-2c in the Official Guide to the Rules of Golf,<br />
effective 2019.<br />
Saturday morning golf clinics will commence <strong>June</strong><br />
8th @ 10:30-12:00. Remember, the swing’s the thing and<br />
continuous improvement is what it’s all about.<br />
BE<br />
HEARD.<br />
Please call or<br />
check us out<br />
online for this<br />
week’s movie<br />
offerings.<br />
Movie Hotline: 877-789-6684<br />
WWW.FLAGSHIPCINEMAS.COM<br />
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